A/N: Got this idea the other day after seeing the Indy flick. This is told by April's pov and don't forget that in the original movie she liked Harrison Ford. I quote: "Why can't I have dreams of Harrison Ford?" This is pretty much one of those nonsense fics so don't take too seriously.

The Pendora:

By: LOSTrocker

The hat was the first thing that caught my attention as I entered the den. "Hello!" I call out. The den looks bare but Splinter's sudden appearence proves otherwise.

"Ah, hello April." he greeted me. "I'm sorry but the boys out but they should be back shortly. Feel free to wait. I will be in my room if you need me." The old rat informs me. He bows before he takes his leave.

I'm alone again.

My attention draws back to the hat. There's no telling how long the guys will be out tonight so I have entertain myself somehow don't I? I go to the hat. I pick it up and toss it around with my finger. It's part of the turtles disquise when they go out. Raph is the pretty much the main one who uses it. Then again he's the one that goes out more then others do.

I put the hat on. I make my way into their bathroom area and take a look. Man, I look awful. I could never pull of this look. I tell you though there are only two people I know in this world who can pull of the pendora hat and totally own it - Harrison Ford and Raphael.

Okay first off: Harrison Ford. The Man. Period. I mean seriously. The guy is old as dirt and can still kick some major shell and look sexy as hell doing it. He's always been my main love ever since I saw him in Star Wars but it was the Indy films that me at "Hello lover." In the words of Carrie Bradshall from Sex and the City.

Then you got the one and only Raphael. He brings more of a badboy look with the pendora. Then again he make everything a little edger then it use to be.

Either way I like seeing both my men in their hats. They make the look very sexy.

Casey... Well, not so much I think. Picturing that is kind of a turn off. (heh)

"April." a familiar voice pulls me out of own debate. "Lookin' good kid."

"Raph!" I cry out embarassed.

I hate it when they do that. These guys have a bad habbit of scaring your skin off. I guess thats a ninja for you. In the whole pirates vs. ninja thing. I so pick pirate. One: RUM! Two: Jack Davenport hello. You thought I was going to say Jack Sparrow uh? Nope not this girl.

"What are you doing with my hat?" he asks.

Opps... "Sorry." I say and take off. I toss it to him.

"It's cool." he assures me.

Raph puts the hat on for show. He's a major showoff sometimes. "Whattcha think?"

Maybe he could beat Harrison Ford in the pendora. I smirk. For a split second I see Raph as Indy.

"What?" he asks.

"Do you think you could kick Indiana Jones' shell Raph?"

I'm sure my question takes him surprise.

"That old guy. Puhlease." he says. "I'd take him down in a New York Minute."

You know I'd pay to see that.

Fin