10 Ways to make Lee cry

Tell him he is unusefully.

Dye his green spandex black.

Make fun of Sakura.

Shave his head, make him completely bald, including the eyebrows.

Make fun of Guy.

Tell him he sucks at everything.

Run around screaming about Lee's 'undying' love for Sakura.

Laugh in his face.

Tell him he has gained too much poundage.

Make fun of everyone he cares for.