My first actual story fror Time Warp Trio. It will have a few chapters... How many I don't know yet. Reveiws are appreciated. I'm trying to make this as much like an actual episode as possible. This story is based on Kathryn Lasky's book "She's Wearing a Dead Bird on her Head!", which I don't own. I don't own Time Warp Trio either, the books are owned by Jon Scieszka (Pronounced She-ska) and the TV show is owned by Discovery Kids. Thanks for the great books Jon and Kathryn!

For the Birds

"Ok, I really don't think this is Boston."

I had to admit, Fred was right. There definitely weren't this many trees in the late 1800's. So, either we weren't in Boston, or we weren't in the late 1800's.

"I told you, I told you both it wasn't going to work!" Sam insisted as he readjusted his glasses. "Joe, please tell me you at least have The Book."

"Well…" I said, shifting uncomfortably from foot to foot.

"Don't tell me, it's gone." Sam said flatly.

"Ok, I won't tell you."

"Excuse me for a moment." Sam said, and started to walk off. This surprised me, usually Sam spazzes out when The Book warps us out of our own time. Then Sam grabbed Fred's hat off his head, and stuck his face in it.

"This is Fred's and that stupid Book's fault!!" Sam yelled into Fred's hat. It was somewhat muffled by the hat.

"Gimme my hat back." Fred demanded as he ripped his hat out of Sam's hands. "I'm sure we're just… uh, maybe we're in a really big park?"

I looked at the trees all around us. They seemed to stretch on for miles.

"No Fred, you said it yourself, this isn't Boston."

"Well, maybe we're outside Boston. Like, a few miles away or something?"

"No, because then we'd be able to smell the ocean. Boston's a Port City, remember?"

"Guys, quit fighting!" Sam interrupted our argument. "We have to find The Book and get home before something bad happens. And something bad always happens!" As soon as Sam finished his sentence, something swooped down at us.

Sceeeeeaaaaawww!

Whatever it was that swooped at us screeched. It was big, and it could fly, but it was going so fast I couldn't tell what it was.

Screeeeeaaaaawww!!

"What is that thing?" Fred asked as he ducked behind a tree, "It sounds like a deranged bird!"

Screeeaaaww! It made another swoop at us. This time a few feathers drifted down. It looked like we were being attacked by a very angry bird.

"We need to get out of here!" Sam yelled, and ran for cover behind a tree. The bird suddenly changed course and dived at him.

"Nice birdie, nice birdie!" Sam pleaded as the bird dive-bombed him.

-Play theme here-

-End Chapter One-

So, is this like a real episode or book of Time Warp Trio? Bring on the reviews! (Puppy face) please?