A/N:
What's up? This is M-B here with a short but humorous X-Men Evolution one-shot. Now the story behind this story mainly came out of two things. One: I got frustrated with the constant romance aspects added into most X-Men Evolution stories. I mean no offense who writes ScottxJean stories or RoguexRemy stories but for God's sake try something new. Try something other than romance.
Two: The Slicer is one of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld so the episode's intro was the inspiration for this one-shot.
So basically, both of those things merged into this particular one-shot. So, overall, here it is enjoy and I hope you enjoy it.
After a full night of sex, Rogue woke up next to Remy of all people and she had a "What have I done?" look her face. To add small details, Rogue was in the middle of her bed and Remy was in the left side of her bed next to her and yes, they're both naked.
"Hey, morning." Remy greeted with a smile on his face.
"Okay. This is just crazy." Rogue realized. "We're through. It's over, really."
Rogue then turned to the right and surprisingly, Scott is on the right side of her bed, naked as well and yes, he's wearing his trademark sunglasses.
"Does that mean we're through too?" Scott asked.
"Wait, why are you here?" Rogue asked.
"Does it matter why?" Scott asked now with a grin on his face.
"Hey, you don't thinks he's talking to Remy, here?" Remy asked Scott.
"Shut up!" Scott hissed to Remy.
"You shut up!" Remy replied with a hiss.
"This isn't happening." groaned Rogue.
Then suddenly, Pietro then stick his head out of the covers of Rogue's bed and was next to Scott.
"Don't worry I'm here." said a confident Pietro.
"I don't want this. I never even wanted this!" said Rogue with a "Please kill me" tone in her voice.
"Don't worry, we'll be there for you."
"And on your dates."
"And shopping."
"To School."
"Even to the bathroom."
All three men then chanted Rogue's name as if she were a goddess. And no matter how Rogue covered her ears, she can't get rid of the sounds of the voices of the men who are desperate to love her.
"STOP! YOU'RE KILLING ME!" cried Rogue as she finally woke up (or real) instantly and sat up in cold sweat.
"Like let me guess, you had that dream again didn't you?" Kitty asked with a groan as Rogue's scream interrupted her sleep.
"I need to stop reading couple fanfiction." said Rogue.
A/N:
Yeah, that's basically it. I apologize for the one-shot being so short but this is how it was going to be written. Anyway, if I offend a lot of authors, I'm sorry but this was how I had to get my message to said and get across. But I hope a lot of people enjoy this one shot and have a nice day.