Woots, im done with all those ridiculous PTs.

Im tempted to go write a super AllenXLenalee thing, but I honestly have no clue on how to start.

My tribuner mates tell me that writing a hot saucy sex fanfic is super tough. I don't doubt it. Ive tried making funny dumb ones with my fren, but thats different.

Ah wells, back to the story...

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"Hi five, man!" Allen leapt up and was ready to smack Kanda's hand, only for the small but significant detail that Kanda didn't raise his hand, and he had already walked away.

"Don't celebrate yet, moyashi. You heard what Cross had to say. he's gonna come after us, and when he reaches, us, it won't be pretty..." Kanda muttered dramatically as Allen pulled his face from the frayed carpet.

"Yeah, but then we'll just get HIM back, and then he gets Us back, then we... oh dear...this is going to keep going around in circles..."

"Yup. We've got to end this once and for ALL. I don't care, I rather any other master than THIS bast+."

Allen was rather upset. He hated Cross, but he was simply too nice to go abandon his shifu...

"Im sure the Black Order, whatever that is, can put me with any other master..."

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(A/N now im very bored and im tempted to chuck kanda to tiedoll and end this ff, but ...yeah, im gonna end it.)

"Yo, Black order? yeah, I'll like to order a new master, preferably with soba..."

Allen grabbed the phone from Kanda. "Wadareya, nuts?! How can you get a new sensei like that... what the..."

The phone had just went: Go to Jurong to collect your order.

Allen and Kanda looked at each other...and burst out laughing.

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"IDIOT APPRENTICES!!"

Cross stormed into the room. "WHERES KANDA??"

Allen was sweeping the floor. "He disappeared after tea. I have no idea where he is now."

Cross swore. "Then I suppose YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT YOURSELF!!'

"WAAAAGHHH!!" Screamed Allen...

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2 years later, if you have watched the 2nd episode of DGM, you should know how they reunited.

"Kanda?" Allen nervously asked.

Kanda turned around. "Moyashi." he acknowledged.

"Who was your new master? How are you? Hows things now..."

Kanda sighed. "You're still as annoying as ever..."

"And you're still as mean as ever! C'mon, aren't you glad to see an old pal again?"

"No. And please, pretend not to know me that well. I was apprenticed to Master Tiedoll, okay? Im fine, better than you, anyway. Now, go away."

Allen watched Kanda walk away, and he smiled.

Because he knew that when Kanda said no, he smiled a bit.

Allen knew that Kanda wasn't that displeased to meet Allen again.

And that made him happy, to know he had met a friend again.

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Okay im SORRY I KNOW THAT WAS TOTALLY LAME AND ITS NOT YAOI IM SO SORRY BUT I REALLY COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO WRITE SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

if you want u can suggest something funny and il start on it

But im ending this now, here.

Thank you the few ppl who subscribed and brightened my day.

Arigato!