Nothing Like Bonding Over Porno!

Written by: Self Proclaimed KingofDDR

Just a quick warning. This story REALLY earns it's 'M' Rating with this chapter! Read at your own risk!


As the younger boys of the 'Movie Night' were being educated in the finer points of the female body by Kankuro, little did they know that some of the females that they knew in real life were having a gathering of their own.

Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Hinata, and Temari were all relaxing at the local Hot springs, deciding to have their own little party, despite the fact that Tsunade told them that they didn't need any help getting along.

"You Sandy-Blonde Bimbo! Gimme some of that Chocolate!"

"You snooze, you lose, scrawny!"

...Of course, this wasn't the first time that the Hokage was dead wrong about something.

And as Temari and Tenten began a playful (in Temari's eyes) scuffle over said Chocolate, Sakura, Ino and Hinata felt the start of a headache coming on.

"Come on, Temari, just give the poor girl her Chocolate already," Ino sighed.

"Yeah, it might have been funny the first five minutes, but it kinda gets annoying after the next five," Sakura grumbled, just wanting to relax.

"Aw, come on! You guys are no fun..." Temari said, using her height advantage to keep the Chocolate Bar out of Tenten's reach. Then she decided to unwrap the candy and, making sure that Tenten was watching, slowly ran her tongue across the entire thing.

"Still want the bar, Tomboy-chan?" Temari smirked, licking her lips in a seductive way.

Tenten sighed. "Look, Temari. Just because we accepted that you play for both sides of the team, doesn't mean that wedo. ...And stop calling me Tomboy-chan!"

"So you say," Temari chuckled, ignoring the last sentence from Tenten and taking a bite of the Chocolate Bar, much to the annoyance of the Weapon Mistress. "But you can't full me, Tomboy-chan. I saw the way you were staring at my body after I unwrapped my towel..."

"Well, DUH! I mean, who wouldn't look? I may be as straight as an arrow, but I always like looking at a great body," Tenten scoffed.

"Ya know, comments like that are just gonna make me try even harder..." The Suna Girl said with a mischevious smirk.

"O-okay, you two. Didn't we come here to just relax...?" Hinata said in her timid voice, enjoying the feel of the warm water around her supple body.

"Yeah, that's part of the reason why we're so grateful to Tsunade-sama's little 'bonding' idea for the knuckleheads in our life," Sakura giggled, leaning back against one of the rocks in the springs. "It gives us girls more time for ourselves!"

"Ya got that right, forehead!" Ino laughed, splashing water at Sakura.

"INO-PIG!" Sakura roared, splashing water right back at the Yamanaka.

It didn't take too long for all the others (including Hinata) to join in. Water was splashing back and forth as the girls tried to soak each other.

Yet for some reason...the whole scene looked very similar to the opening scene that the boys watched on that video...

That, though, was quickly taken care of. Sakura, wishing to end the water fight, called upon some of the strength that she had gained in her training with Tsunade. Using it, she smashed her fists into the hot water, creating a small tidal wave.

"Surf's up, ladies!" Sakura crowed as the water crashed over the rest of the girls.

After the wave vanished, Ino and Hinata were seen sprawled out on the ground, looking very dazed, but unharmed.

Temari and Tenten on the other hand were in a very suggestive position, Tenten laying across Temari's lap. Each girl could feel the other's naked skin against each other, Tenten noticing the slight ripple of muscle underneath Temari smooth and soft curves.

Temari must have noticed as well, because she looked down at Tenten with an eyebrow raised, and a soft, sexy smirk on her face. "Enjoy how I feel, Tomboy-chan?"

Tenten's face turned red in a hurry, and she jumped away quickly from the seductive blond. Temari just giggled in return.

But all of a sudden, her entire body went ridged in an instant, her eyes wide.

Hinata, who was getting her bearings back, noticed. "...Is something wrong, Temari-chan?"

The Suna Kunoichi didn't respond for a bit. Then she turned towards the Hyuuga Girl, and Hinata saw a peculiar look on her face. It was as if she were both amused, and pissed off, at the same time.

"My, Kankuro-is-teaching-something-perverted-to-young-minds-without-me sense is tingling..." Temari growled.


"...And that's the difference between a Man and a Woman," Kankuro wrapped up. "Any questions?"

The rest of the boys (except for Shikamaru, who had learned this stuff long ago, and Shino, who could be phased by nothing) had their eyes wide and their jaws dropped.

The information that they had learned had changed the way they looked at girls. Forever.

Slowly, Naruto raised a hand.

"Yes, Naruto?" Kankuro asked.

"...So...what girls have down...there...is called a ver...vea...vagina?" Naruto said.

"Well, I prefer the term, 'Pussy' myself, but yes. That is the technical term," Kankuro replied.

"...Woah. Was I WAY off on the Sexy Jutsu..." Naruto muttered.

"...Wait. You mean that...down there where the smoke covered...you had a..." Kankuro said, turning a bit green.

His whole body turned green after an embarrassed Naruto nodded his head.

Kiba, who could never resist when there was a good time to joke, said, "Wow. Talk about a Cock Block. Literally."

Kankuro took a deep breath, and said, "...Let's just watch the rest of the movie, okay?"

"But how can I continue to watch, knowing that a girl's...pussy...can also be used for going to the..." Sai began.

"DON'T...finish that sentence, Sai," Neji said, glaring at the Root ANBU. "We can just pretend that girls don't do that type of thing."

Everyone else nodded quickly.

"Okay, back to the action!" Kankuro said, hitting play on the remote.

...For some reason, he thought he heard a shout of "YES", from the window.

Eh, must be his mind playing tricks on him.


The video had stopped at Akemi rubbing her pussy while looking at Yuko with a 'Come Hither' look. When it resumed, Yuko came over towards Akemi, giggling softly.

"Where did you learn to be so sexy and seductive?" She asked, amused.

Akemi just giggled and said, "Not telling."

Yuko bent down on her hands and knees right between Akemi's legs, smirking at her.

"Naughty girl..." Yuko breathed, before lowering her face to Akemi's sopping wet pussy, licking the outside of it. Akemi let out a few moans as Yuko went right to work.


"Whoa..." Naruto said, staring wide-eyed at the screen. "So that's one of the things that you can do with a woman's pussy?"

"Yep," Kankuro said, his cock right out in the open as he began to stroke it.

"Whoa, man, what the HELL are you doing?!" Kiba gasped, scrambling away from the Puppet Master. The others all just stared wide eyed at what Kankuro was doing.

Kankuro just shrugged, even as he was beginning to feel the pleasure of the roughness of his gloved hand against his hardness. "What does it look like? I'm masturbating. That the main thing you do if you happen to be watching a movie like this," He said in a 'DUH' tone.

"Man, put that thing away before you poke someone's eye out!" Chouji said, averting his eyes behind a tub of popcorn.

"Heh...I guess it's long enough to do something like that..." Kankuro grunted, as he continued to watch the movie, stroking his penis harder as Akemi moans got louder. "Besides, we're all dudes here. Just try it out for yourself. It's a GREAT way to relieve stress..."

"You mean...in front of each other?" Sasuke said, raising an eyebrow.

"Sure. We can even compare sizes if you want..." Kankuro panted.

All of the boys looked at each other for a few seconds. Then they all shrugged.

"Why not?" Neji said, reaching into his shorts, and pulling out his own willie. The boys noted that while his seemed to be a bit longer than Kankuro's, the Suna Shinobi's was slightly thicker.

After taking a look at Kankuro's way of masturbating, Neji looked back at the screen, where the girls were now hugging each other tightly and kissing with abandon. He softly stroked his hardness, keeping a close eye on the action, and began to feel the same pleasure Kankuro was feeling, his cheeks tinged slightly with red.

The rest of the boys soon followed suit, and began to masturbate after Kankuro told them to sit far apart from each other (why, the boys didn't know, but the Suna Shinobi said that they would see soon).

The boys mentally compared each others cocks. While it was close, Kiba was shown to have the largest dick of the boys, yet it was Chouji who had the thickest. Sasuke and Naruto were in between the two of them, and the rest weren't half bad at all.

As Akemi and Yuko went into a Sixtey-Nine, the boys began to stroke harder, pants and grunts coming from each of them.

"S-Something's...happening..." Naruto grunted.

"Yeah...it's t-the best part...!" Kankuro growled, as he felt himself getting there as well.

The others couldn't even speak, so lost in the pleasure they were. But they could feel it coming too.

Finally, when it showed Yuko plunging her tongue into Akemi's pussy back and forth like it was a little cock, that was the last straw.

With a roar, Kankuro came, his semen going in the air before landing onto his lap.

The others followed suit, and soon cum could be seen all over the floor and their bodies.

"W...what was that...?" Naruto said, still feeling the aftermath of his Orgasm.

"Whew...I read about it in text books...but I didn't think it would be that satisfying..." Shikamaru sighed.

"Ya know, Shino, I kind of expected bugs to come flying out of your cock or something," Kiba said with a fanged smile, even while he felt the orgasm still.

"Thanks a lot for that mental image, Inuzuka..." Sasuke said, coming down from his high, as the scene from the movie ended.

But before anyone could do anything else, Temari burst right through the front door, Tenten, Ino, Sakura and Hinata right behind her.

Of course, any yelling she was about to do at her being-perverted-without-her brother died on her lips as she surveyed the scene before her.

Ino was in shock.

Sakura looked like she was going to faint after seeing Sasuke's rather impressive cock.

Hinata took a peek at Naruto rather impressive cock, and DID faint.

No one said anything for a while.

Until Temari said, "Hmmm. Ya know, Kankuro, when Hokage-sama said that you boys should bond together, I don't think that this was quite what she had in mind..."


Jiraiya (who also recovered from his orgasm) looked excited at this turn of events as he looked on from the window.

"Heh, this is just like something outta those Hentai Movies!" He chuckled. "Now...if all goes well, not only will I get some new followers, but I'll also get loads of new material for my next book! I can't wait to see how this'll turn out!"


And that's the end of the third chapter. This story really earned it's M rating with this chapter, didn't it? Anyway, hope you enjoyed! Catch you next continue!