"Oh no Doctor come on! Please?" Whimpered Donna desperately as the Doctor walked towards her smiling sadly, "Can't you…can't we work out something?"
"Donna," The doctor said gently, placing a hand on her shoulder, "If we don't reverse the instantaneous biological metacrisis back into…him- me, the- you know him!" He said unceremoniously jabbing a finger at the blue clad doctor. "You know what will happen Donna; you will die!"
Donna backed away from him in an almost childish fashion, "I know, but- I know. It was fun being you though- you know-"
The Doctor smiled and chuckled, "Hey you only got my mind not my body." He said teasingly causing Rose, who had been silently watching the situation from beside the console, to let out a little 'meep' and a familiar blush to rise up her neck and across her cheeks. Both Doctors couldn't help to smirk, strangely pleased with her reaction to those words, however they pretended, for her sake, not to notice.
Donna however rolled her eyes despite her situation, "Alright! That's enough!" She cried suddenly blocking her ears to something neither Rose nor the two Doctors could hear. "Maybe we should do this; I don't want your- Time Lord hormones running through my head! Talk about infatuated!" She grumbled, this time causing a furious blush to rise up both the Doctors faces, however Rose was left completely oblivious- not to mention confused.
Hurriedly the Pinstripe suit Doctor carried on, "Yup! Ok right, now Donna- it won't hurt a bit, I pro-"
"Yeah, yeah I know! I do have your mind inside of my head alien-boy!" She snapped exasperated and angry, "Just- get it over with!"
The Doctor obliged, lightly placing his fingers on her temples and massaging gently. She sighed, golden mist flowing from her mouth and eyes into the Doctor. It didn't last long and soon the Doctor was laying Donna's weak frame on the console grill and turning, his eyes closed, to the 'other' Doctor, breathing the enigmatic mist into him.
The 'other' Doctor sighed, "Still only one heart." He groaned exasperatedly.
Rose looked from one Doctor to the other, "Wh-whys that?" She asked confused, "I thought when he took the stuff from Donna he'd be a full Time Lord again-"
"Nah," The blue clad Doctor answered casually, "I grew from her, I'm still part human. But we just changed the two way transfer to a one way shift, that's all. She grew me, instantaneous biological metacrisis, but we just took," He fished around for words easier for Rose to understand, "took… What she- absorbed -out." He explained finally.
Rose smiled weakly and suddenly Donna regained some of her gusto, "Blimey!" She burst out sitting up clumsily, putting a hand to her head, her ginger hair a mess. "Talk about a head-ache!"
"Oh- yeah, that'll last a little while, here-" Said the original Doctor quickly grasping Donna by the arms and helping her up, "Steady- you right?"
Donna let out a weary sigh, "Yeah." She said finally, the new Doctor hurried over too, taking her from his original's arms.
"Coome on Donna," He said steadily, "You should lie down; your whole biological construct has been re-written twice, I'll make you a cup of tea, very good thing tea…" He was saying while directing her out of the console room, it was a very strange thing to see for Rose: The Doctor walking out of the room while her Doctor was still standing next to her, gazing at her.
Suddenly, she felt a cool yet warming hand slip into hers; she turned smiling at her Doctor, who grinned back, with that adoring, lopsided grin that she loved. "So," She said moving her body closer so she could touch his arm, "What are we going to call the two of you? Doctor 1 and Doctor 2?" She teased.
The Doctor exhaled through his nose, his free hand scratching his ear, "Defiantly not, I was here first, I mean he was made from me, well, he is me really…Geese I don't know…"
Rose just laughed, gazing unashamedly at her Doctor. The Doctor felt her eyes re-taking in his features, boring into him. He glanced down at his feet, suddenly feeling a strange tingle of nervousness in his stomach as he realised how quiet it was; how very alone they were right now.
He looked into her face, that beautiful face he had missed so much and without a thought, brought a hand to trace her features. His fingers lightly caressing from the top of her jaw down so that he was lightly holding her chin. Their faces only bear millimetres apart, his breath teasing her skin, clogging her senses. If she had been going to say something she had totally forgotten what it was, and wouldn't have been able to speak it anyway. Her eyes flickered shut and the Doctors flicked down to her wonderfully full lips, which parted as he watched them, her tongue slowly moistening them, waiting for him to take the final step.
He pulled her chin closer, gently, one arm moving round her waist as hers snaked round his neck. His other hand now cupping her face, and finally he captured her lips with his, gently yet firmly, with fire and passion, but also with love and care. She sighed into the kiss, pulling her self even closer to him, her proximity to him arising him in ways he had not felt for a very long time. Her fingers tangled in his hair, his very, great hair, and his grip on her tightened as they put everything they felt into that one kiss. When suddenly, so very, very suddenly that even the Doctors sensitive ears did not hear it (But be fair, he was quite preoccupied) a scream of fury erupted from the doorway.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Cried the man in the blue suit that was standing red faced in the doorway madly, throwing his mug of tea aside, the cup smashing and the contents spilling in every direction. The TARDIS beeped agitatedly and Rose and the original Doctor jumped apart, startled, Rose staring at the man she had been kissing glaring at the man next to her from the doorway- no wait, the copy of the man she had been kissing, she shook her head dazedly, dizzy from the kiss and from the confusing matter of the two Doctors.
The Doctor, the original Doctor, had never thought himself to be one prone to jealously, well at least not highly violent jealousy. However, he supposed he had never seen another man kissing his Rose in the way he had just been and- oh, he hadn't noticed quite how far his hands hand roamed. But, himself jealous of himself? Strange as that may seem, it was clear that that was what it was in the next few moments.
The 'other' Doctor lunged forward, leaping for the man who had just snogged the woman they both loved, still screaming in fury. "Now- now hold on!" The brown clad Doctor started taking a step back, his lips slightly swollen and looking desperately aroused, however also quite frightened of his menacing self whom was leaping across the control room for him.
Rose opened her mouth to say something, maybe stop the Doctor from murdering himself, which he looked quite capable of at the moment. But she never got the chance to say it as the blue clad Doctor jumped on top of the brown clad Doctor and the two went tumbling on the floor amidst cries of pain and (from the brown clad Doctor) still shock, Rose could no longer tell which was which.
"Doctor!" She cried, actually trying to suppress an insane urge to laugh as they rolled about like little boys, "Alright you two get up!" She said beginning to giggle; they ignored her, or maybe they didn't, they're fighting did seem to increase a notch.
"Technically it was you kissing her!" Called what must have been the brown suit Doctor earnestly however, the other snarled back furiously, possibly because this was technically true. "Ha! You know that's true! I know that's true so, you do too! Ha!"
"Oh I don't think so!" The blue Doctor cried back, "I didn't see me snogging her face off just now!"
"But that was you! It was me and you are me!"
"All the same I'm that but I'm not!"
"So- what? You're proposing I don't ever kiss her?!"
Rose stared at the fighting pair in disbelief; the fighting was furious however their words were merely like a political debate.
"Yes! I can do that part."
"Ha, nice try, but if I don't kiss her you don't kiss her-" However the Doctor (whichever one it was, Rose had lost track now) never got to finish his sentence as a blood curdling scream erupted around them.
The two Time Lords jumped up, staring round the room madly to find what had cause the disturbance, different sorts of aliens and monsters flying through their minds and there eyes fell on-
Rose.
They both stared at her, three hearts beating madly with fear and adrenalin. Both faces were identical with confusion as they stared at the woman who had screamed in what seemed like incredible agony yet she was standing there shaking with laughter. That laughter which was getting increasingly louder the longer she looked at the two, their hair all over the place along with their clothes, ones lip bleeding the other supporting a darkening eye, it looked absurdly cute.
"What did you do that for!?" They both demanded at the same time, however before she could attempt to answer Donna cam madly running into the room carrying a baseball bat.
"WRAAAAAAAAR" She screamed swinging the bat round her head, a fierce look upon her face as she prepared to strike the enemy. She stopped; bat above her head her face frozen in that fiery expression her eyes taking in the scene.
"What- in all of time and space is going on!?" She cried, still not dropping the bat, "It sounded like somebody was being tortured!"
"We…well, " Stared the brown suited Doctor clearing his throat, but he didn't finish whatever it was he was going to say for Rose's laughter was getting so hysterical it was hard to hear.
"Rose?" Blinked Donna staring at her waiting for an explanation.
Rose whom had been leaning on the console for support finally choked back her laughter and wiping tears of mirth from her eyes gasped, "It was the only…only way to get them to stop fighting...I thought, if they thought…I was in danger," She chuckled again, "They'd stop, and it worked!"
Donna sighed frustrated, "Right well," She dropped the bat, "I'm going back to bed! But I'll know not to come running if I hear a banshee wailing again then shall I?" With that she marched off back down the corridor.
The two Doctors both kept staring at Rose who was still chuckling about the whole thing, though they did not seem amused. "Hey!" She said defensively, noticing the looks on their faces, "You were the ones fighting like…like immature boys!"
"She's right," They both said to each other at the same time, that caused them to glare at each other, "I'm sorry," They said turning to her, once again at the same time.
"And I'm sorry for scaring you," She said, choking back a giggle. She walked up to the pair suddenly placed a hand on the side of each Doctors face, looking longingly at them both. She moved her hands to the top of their heads and ran her fingers through the thick mass of chocolate brown hair, massaging their scalps with her masterfully delicate fingers, she actually moaned, "Oohh I missed this," She mumbled, "Great, great hair…" And with that she kissed them both on the lips and head for her bedroom, pausing at the doorway, "But I'm not kissing the both of you all the time, we are going to have to work something out." She said placidly, and turned on her heel smiling at the breathless looks on their faces.