I'm writing another story, that's right. Augh, I realized this story doesn't go with my oneshot at all. So just pretend that didn't happen, K? I wrote it at two in the morning. Gimmie a break.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to the wonderful company of Nintendo. The plot is my creation, though.

Parakarry soared through the air, landing in front of the Mario Bros. mailbox. Fishing a bundle of letters out from his bag and sticking in the box, he flipped the little red flag upward. He inhaled, yelling, "Mail call!"

After he flew away, the younger Mario brother, Luigi, stepped out the door, eyes adjusting to the sudden change in light. He removed the stack of what he assumed to be bills from the mailbox, shuffling through them. He found his assumption to be mostly correct.

"Any interesting mail?" Mario asked when Luigi returned.

"A letter for you and 5 bills," Luigi responded, then smiled. "Oh, and one for me. From Daisy."

"Wow, are you two dating or something?" Mario asked.

"That's my business," Luigi replied, handing him a red envelope.

"Oh no," Mario said, noticing the color. "Red means someone's been kidnapped." He tore it open, reading it over, a slightly surprised expression coming over his face. "Bowser's taken the Princess to... Distruit, I guess it's a far off Desert."

"I've heard of that place. It's very, very far from here," Luigi informed, still reading the letter from Daisy. "More than a thousand, I'll tell ya that much."

"Oh, great," Mario sighed. "Wanna come?"

Luigi was taken aback. He took his eyes from the letter. "You're joking."

"No, I'm not," Mario replied. "I could use the company. Besides, you need to get out more."

"I do not," Luigi argued.

"Oh, so you don't want to come?" Mario asked sarcastically.

"No, I do!" Luigi said quickly.

Mario laughed. "Then go get your jacket."

--

"OK, see that gang of Goombas?" Mario asked once they had gotten outside. Luigi nodded. "Go defeat them."

"Wait, why me?" Luigi asked.

"You haven't been on an adventure in a while. I'm gonna rate you on your performance."

"Oh. OK."

Luigi ran toward the brown mass, and stopped about three feet in front of them. One of them scowled and bared his pointed teeth.

"Don't let them intimidate you!" Mario urged.

Luigi gulped. He jumped, but the same Goomba bit his pant leg, dragging him back to the ground, face down. The whole team started beating him, while he tried in vain to stand up.

Mario slapped his forehead. He ran over to him, killed all the Goombas, and helped his little brother up. "Well... You had good standards," he said, shrugging.

"Uh huh," Luigi replied, dusting himself off. "This is gonna be a long trip."

--

"Bwahahaha!" Bowser laughed. "Soon, Princess, your Kingdom will be mine!"

"In your dreams!" Peach snapped, tied to a chair. "Mario's gonna kick your ass."

"Such language for such a dainty princess," Bowser retorted. "Sorry to inform you, but I've recieved information that Luigi's coming with him."

"So?"

"If I know siblings," Bowser began. "And I should, I have seven kids, by the time they get here, they'll want to kill eachother, not me."

"They've been on adventures together before," Peach corrected.

"Listen, you have no clue how far from the Mushroom Kingdom we are. They have to come halfway around the world to get to us. And that's a long time."

Bowser continued to laugh evilly, all Peach could do was watch.

Hm, where's this gonna go? I know, because I'm the author, but you're gonna have to wait. Sorry, just until tomorrow, though. Hope ya like it! :)

Regards,

AzoNintendo