AN: Eh, I always end up redoing my fics a million times, removing them and replacing them repeatedly, but I wrote this at church camp and everyone found it funny, so I thought I'd share it. Besides, there's hardly any humor in this section, so... yeah, here you go.

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It was frustrating, to say the least.

For all his accomplishments, for all he tried to do, and for all the more important issues out there, people debated about the most stupid things. Well, actually, he didn't use the word stupid, but he certainly thought it. After all the debates on his birthplace, his exact birthday, and his messages... This was what they really latched onto? Really? Out of ALL the possible things they could be spending time debating?

Oh, for cryin' out loud. Every thirty seconds someone committed suicide, every minute a person got HIV, and every hour someone died from polluntants. Yet THIS, this trivial little matter of absolutely no consequence whatsoever, was what they were focusing on? There were forum threads and books devoted to this topic? WHY?!

Did it matter? No, really, did it? If the world were to end this moment, would this knowledge help them any? Would it calm their soul, allowing them to let loose the chains of Earthly oppression? It made him groan to think that out there, somewhere, there were full grown adults who pondered over this day and night. If spirits could have facepalmed, this would've pretty much done it for him. All his messages, his teachings, were being ignored. Was humanity that superficial? It was official, if his dad didn't shut them up on this one, he would have to march down there and-

Oh, no, this was on CNN? That tore it.

Ripping open a vortex in time and reality, Jesus Christ stuck his head out of the clouds, took a deep breath, and screamed out ten words everyone apparently really needed to hear.

"IT DOES NOT MATTER IF I WAS BLACK OR WHITE!"

The words 'you people are missing the point' were left unsaid, yet somehow understood by all.

Talk about divine frustration...