Hey. Another request from lovagirl132. She wanted me to write a oneshot on Hikaru and Haruhi and now she wants me to write a whole story! This is not a oneshot! So you people better review! Or I stop, or I just send Hikaru after you!

Hikaru: I am a pacifist.

Me: that's bull. I know it. Now! Lova never said how long it had to be… so I'm guessing it's gonna be somewhere between 5 and 7 chapters. It is a week. So yea, Kaoru.

Kaoru: Suki doesn't own OHSHC. If she did than I would be real and dating Lova.

Me: -.- Sure! why Not! You can date her. But only if she agrees! If she does than... you can be her boyfriend for a whole chapter or two. whatever

Kaoru: LOVA!! Email Suki! AGREEEEEEEE!

Me: -.- wow. That's all I have to say. WOW

Chapter 1 – Announcement

"I'm really glad that you let your secret out in the open."

"Yea, so am I. But the thing I can't get used to is all the confessions from the guys."

"Eh? You don't like those?"

"Well, I like that the guys find me attractive, but I don't like all the attention."

"Oh, come on! You have a fan club! Doesn't that count for something?!"

"Sorta."

"Well know that people know you are a girl, the Host Club had been getting a lot of male costumers for all your things."

"So you are still selling my things without my permission , huh?"

"N-No. We just-"

"WE?"

"I-I I mean Me. I, I took your stuff."

"So it was you?"

"No-No I just… it's a little-"

"Bye Tamaki."

"WHAT! HARUHI!"



That was just a few minutes ago. She was talking with Tamaki while everyone was getting ready for the host club. Today's theme: Pajama day. Honey was wearing golden pajamas with cake and all sorts of candies and chocolates on it. His bunny was wearing matching ones, but smaller. Mori was wearing regular green print pajamas, but they were a little small… he was big and tall.

Kyouya had on red pajamas. Written all over it were numbers and math signs. He was smart after all. Kaoru was wearing purple pajamas with pandas on them. All the pandas were sitting down and eating bamboo. Hikaru was wearing green ones with tigers on them. All the tigers had green eyes and looked so cute! Tamaki had on some light blue ones that complimented his hair. They had –what else- roses on them. A bunch of red roses and rose petals decorated it.

What Haruhi had on, she hated. Tamaki took away all of her other clothes she had at school and burned them, so she had to wear what he picked out for her. With was a short, revealing black night gown. When she saw it, she punched him and gave him a nose bleed (not from the punch-.-). When she heard he burnt her clothes, she kicked him in his shin. When he saw all the guys in the Host Club staring at her, she kicked him in the place where the sun don't shine.

Now she was actually wearing it and talking with a guy, who was having a continues nose bleed. 'This guy is even more perverted than Tamaki. I should just quit and not pay for that stupid vase. I don't care if I have to be a dog and do whatever they say. … do whatever they… I'll pay for the vase. No way I'm giving that hentai control over me.' "So what do you have on sale Miss Haruhi?"

"Huh?" Haruhi looked up and saw a different boy in front of her. His eyes were also lower than they should be. 'I'm gonna kill that teme.' "I can answer that question." Kyouya was suddenly in front of her with a brief case. He opened it and the boy stared at it's condense with a twinkle in his eye. Kyouya smirked. He had his own black market.

The boy got a nose bleed, but quickly wiped it away. "How much?!"

Kyouya smirked again. "1 million yen."

Haruhi jumped out of her seat. "WHAT?! That's to much! What is it?"

She made a jump for the brief case but Hikaru and Kaoru held her back. "You can't see what's in there. Our lord went through a lot of trouble to get those and you're not going to take them back."

Kaoru nodded. "If you take those back all his hard work will have gone to waste. But, it was fun to watch him when he saw them."

The boy jumped from his seat "SOLD!! Do I get to chose which one?"

"Of course."

"Then I'll take three."

"WHAT?!" Haruhi slumped down in her seat. She wasn't sad, or mad, she was thinking about what they stole this time. From what she knew she still had all her stuff. She had all her pencils, papers, homework, 

and all her school stuff. But it had to be something that was worth 1,000,000 yen! She looked up at the boy and saw him pick something up from the brief case. It… was… her… panties. "TAMAKI!!"

Tamaki looked at Kaoru, who nodded. Tamaki shivered. Now was the time. The time he either died, or made the announcement to distract her. Announcement! He stood up and stood on a stage. Haruhi sweatdropped. "Where does all this stuff come from?"

"Attention everyone! I have an announcement! I am the only Host Club member that knows this. So I expect EVERYONE to listen. Today is Friday-"

"We already knew that dumb dumb." Hikaru said.

"Yea. It's just the weekend." Kaoru said.

"Will you listen," Tamaki shouted, "good. This up coming week will be a surprise week. It will be… drum role please!" Honey took out a toy drum and started beating it with a stick. "Hitachiin Twins Week!"

The girls screamed and Hikaru and Kaoru started listening. And no, they weren't before. "Next week will be five days celebrating the Hitachiin twins. It will be everything they enjoy. And at the end of it all… there will be a fair to celebrate the end of the week!"

While Tamaki filled them in with the details, Kaoru, Haruhi, and Hikaru crouched in the corned whispering. "What is he thinking?" Haruhi asked.

"I have no idea." Kaoru said.

"What ever it is, I bet he'll end it with something rally stupid." Hikaru said.

They turned around to listen in on what Tamaki was saying. "AND! At the end of the festival, each twin will tell they girl they like how they feel!!"

"WHAT?!" Hikaru and Kaoru stood up and marched up to the stage. "We would never tell the girls we like how we feel!"

Kyouya went on the stage and stood by Tamaki. "You do know that by saying what you did, you confirmed that each of you do have a girl you like."

ALL the girls screamed and brought out their phones and told ALL the girls they knew what was going to happen. In a few seconds the friends got the texts and the whole school was in one big scream. Haruhi covered her ears. When she looked at the others, they all had ear muffs on and looked bored. When they could hear again, Hikaru and Kaoru turned to Tamaki again. "Listen, You can have the week and the festival, but we won't tell anyone who we like."

"Yea." Hikaru agreed.

Tamaki smirked. "That's ok. By the end of the week you will both want to tell them how you feel. I promise you that. Everyone! The Host Club is now over." All the girls filed out of the room talking about who liked who.



They both huffed and walked away. Honey and Mori went up to talk with Tamaki about it more and get all the work done with Kyouya. The twins sat down on a couch and Haruhi joined them. "So what are you guys gonna do about the whole… Tell-everyone-who-you-like thing?"

They sighed. "We don't know. I said we weren't going to tell anyone anything."

"But Tamaki said by the end of the week we'll want to tell them how we feel." Hikaru said.

"And something about taking something from your house." Kaoru said.

"He what?" Haruhi asked. She knew he would and that she wouldn't be able to sleep that night from the fear that he might do something else to her house.

Hikaru scratched his head. "Well earlier he said something to me about taking some more of your stuff to sell on the Host Club web site. He said he would do it Sunday night."

Hikaru went into thought again. What could she do that would keep her stuff safe and keep Tamaki AWAY from her house. A light bulb appeared above her head. "I got it!"

"You got Banana Cake?!"

They all turned around to Honey behind the couch with his bunny. "DID you get Banana Cake, Haru-chan?"

"No."

"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Mori came and threw the crying Honey over his shoulder. He waved and walked out of the room along with Kyouya.

All three sweat dropped. "Okaaaaaaay. Well since you two were a part of him getting my underwear, you two are gonna sleep over at my house Sunday night to protect my stuff."

"What?!" they both stood up in the air. "We can't do that?!"

Haruhi stood up and started walking out the door. "Yes you can."

"BUT!"

"No buts! You two be at my house Sunday night at 6, or I tell everyone how to tell you apart!" Haruhi walked out and shut the door behind her.

They both looked at each other. "Hey Hikaru, does Tamaki really want you to tell Haruhi how you feel?"

"He does, but I'm not gonna. I'm gonna wait until the time is right and when I feel like it!"

"Whatever. So do you think I'll be able to tell… you know who?"

"Yea, I think so."

END!! I know it was short!



Kaoru: BAD SUKI

Me: I'm sorry! I forgot that I had to make a bunch of other stuuf in my other fictions and I ran outta time! I'm sorry!!

Hikaru: I forgive you.

Me: YAY! Banana Cake for everyone!!

Honey: YOSH

Me: YOSH!

Both: YOSH YOSH YOSH!

Everyone else: 0.o lets go

Agreed.

Us again: YOSH YOSH YOSH !

Me: I love CAKE!!

Honey: ME TOO!!

Mori: Hn

Me: OK!! Next Chapter is the SLEEP OVER!! I had to add it so Haruhi could at least start to get feelings for Hikaru. Yes, there will be cake. All are invited to read it and join in the fun!! Just tell me!! cCaAkKeE CAKE