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Voldemort and the Sandwich

By Jarred

Age 10

Voldemort walked into the roach infested grave yard, smiled and said "Today Harry Potter, you shall die!"

"LUNCH BREAK!" shouted one of the death eaters.

"Damned those union rules" Voldemort grumbled under his breath.

He went home to his broken down shack in the middle of nowhere and opened his claw marked door, took two stale crusty pieces of bread, two rotten pickles and an expired bottle of mustard and put it together.

First the crusty bread, then the expired mustard and last the rotten pickles. Then he went back to the graveyard and looked at Harry, who had a five stare gourmet soup and crackers.

With lunch finished they soon went back to work and Voldemort had Harry Potter right where he wanted him. Voldemort said "AVADA" and right before he could say Kedavra Voldemort puked and he accidentally cursed the sandwich.

The sandwich was now able to walk and talk and use wand-less magic. Suddenly the sandwich challenged Voldemort to a duel. Then Harry yelled out "I'm going to LOVE this!"

He watched as Voldemort bowed and then so did the sandwich, then both shot the killing curse at each other. Voldemort hit the ground with a thump. Harry almost died of laughter.

"Your next pretty boy!" shouted the sandwich.

"Avada Kedavra" the sandwich said and before the curse could hit him Harry used the Expelliarmus charm then the killing curse skimmed Draco Malfoy, who had been looking at himself in a conveniently placed mirror.

The curse bounced of the mirror and then hit the sandwich right between the eyes.

Dusting off his robes Harry said "Well, that was easy" and headed off to meet Ginny for their date.

The End.

Note from Jarred;

Hi, I hope you liked my story. I had fun writing it and am busy already with another one. Maybe it will be a bit longer. Thanks for reading I am looking forward to any reviews.