A/N: Just for kicks.

Disclaimer: Blah.

MR Parody: Version 4.0

sTaRT:

Fang: typing

Max: Hey…what'cha doin'?

Fang: continues to type

Max: Faaaaaang! I said, what'cha doin'?

Fang: looks up continues typing

Max: FANG!

Fang: Uh…yeah?

Max: Oh.

Nudge: u hve a lyk ttly rly kewl blog fang!

Fang: …Nudge. Why are you chatspeaking?

Nudge: well, its lyk a blog, rite? So y not?

Max: Uh…

Fang: It's kind of really annoying, though.

Nudge: no its not! just ask iggy! he lykz it 2.

-Iggy enters-

Iggy: Uh…no. I can't even see it.

Nudge: whining iggy! u wer sposed 2 bak me up!

Gazzy: ill bak u up, Nudge.

Nudge: yayyyyy! claps but remember: no capital ltrs. & vry few hole wrdz. kay?

Gazzy: yah, ok!

-Angel wanders in-

Angel: Oh, hey guys.

Nudge: u meen, "o, hey guyz."

Angel: Sure! Are we playing a game?

Gazzy: yah we r!

Nudge: sternly no. its a way of lyf.

Max: Oh, God.

Fang: jaw tight

Iggy: shrugs It pisses Fang off. I'm in.

Nudge: yayyy!

Gazzy: sweet!

Angel: wooohooo!

Iggy: now wat?

Fang: breathing heavily

Max: hey guyz. im in 2. luk at fang. hes lyk hyprvntalatng.

ALL (except Fang): kewl.

Fang: yelling SHUT THE !#?& UP!

-silence-

Nudge: Well, jeez.

And that was the day Fang almost killed himself. Thankfully, the flock checked him into rehab before that happened.