A/N: I felt like starting a new story for no reason today. Don't ask questions just read.

Guess What I'm Pregnant!

Chapter 1 Wait, WHAT?!

"Alright," Pein said when everyone was gathered in their living room type area. "I bet you are all wondering why I called this meeting today. Well a situation seems to have presented itself but Konan can explain way better then I can." "Bullshit," Konan said. "But I guess I'll explain anyways."

"Explain what, un?" Deidara asked. "Well if you gave me a damn minute I might be able to tell you!!" Konan snapped. "Konan," Hidan said. "Are you pregnant?" "Yes," Konan said. "But I'm not the only one." "What do you mean?" Tobi asked. "Well," Konan said. "Two weeks ago I created several potions I was going to sell on the black market. But then four of them mysteriously vanished. I didn't think much of it until yesterday when I found these four empty bottles in Tobi's room. These bottles used to hold the potions."

"But Konan-chan," Tobi said. "Those aren't potion bottles. They are soda bottles." "No Tobi they are potion bottles," Konan said. "And they take effect almost immediately." Four shinobi's eyes widened at the sound of this. "Um Konan," Hidan said. "What the fuck do they do?" "Well all the potions do something different," Konan said. "But these four are the only ones that allow male pregnancy."

"WHAT?!" Everyone in the room, except Konan, cried. "Yup," Konan said. "Now Tobi I need you to tell all the people you gave these too." "Well," Tobi said. "First I had one to see if it was good. Then I gave one to Deidara Sempai." "Thanks a lot you fucking retard, un!!" Deidara cried. "Then I went into the kitchen where I saw Itachi, Hidan, and Kakuzu," Tobi said. "I gave Itachi and Kakuzu the sodas but Hidan stole Kakuzu's drink."

"That's what you get for stealing my stuff," Kakuzu said. "Go to hell bitch!!" Hidan said. "So are you trying to tell my that half of my evil organization is pregnant," Pein said originally thinking everyone was going to be mutated. "No," Konan said. "Only if they had sex with in 48 hours after drinking the potion will they get pregnant." "FUCK!!" Deidara cried. "DAMN IT SASORI WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A FUCKING PERVERT, UN!!" "DEIDARA YOU SAID YOU'D KEEP US A SECRET!!" Sasori cried in embarrassment.

"WELL THERE IS NO USE HIDING IT SINCE NOW I'M APPARENTLY PREGNANT!!" Deidara cried. "Zetsu san," Tobi said. "Does this will Tobi be a good mommy?" "Yes Tobi," Zetsu said. "Tobi will be a very good mommy." "Great!" Pein said sarcastically. "30 of Akatsuki is knocked up!" "Make that 50," Itachi said. "WHY DO YOU JUST FUCKING ASSUME I'M SUCH A FUCKING WHORE THAT I'D FUCK KAKUZU FIVE SECONDS AFTER I DRANK THE DAMN THING!!" Hidan screamed.

"It wasn't an assumption," Itachi said. "I was in the same room as ypou two when you started going at." "Well fuck," Pein said. "How am I supposed to take over the world now?" "You're gonna have to put your plans on hold until after the kids are born," Konan said. "That'll be at least nine months. We also have find someone to deliver since none of you know how to." "Well this is going to be a fun nine months," Kisame said.

A/N: I know I started another story. Bad writer!! Well I couldn't help myself. Enjoy and thanks for reading!

Trivia!: Um... yeah I don't feel like finding trivia today. Sorry.