Okay, well, I dreamt this up, I hope you guys like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I own Raven and Amari.

It was late at night in the Akatsuki base, and some people were trying t o go to sleep. In mine, and Amari's room we could hear Deidara and Sasori bickering about art. " Will they ever shut up?" I asked. Amari shrugged. I went to go see if the other members were going to do anything about it. I first went into Itachi and Kisame's room. " Hey, guys, is anybody going to ask Bomber Britney and Chucky to stop bickering?" I asked. My brother, just looked at me. Kisame, said, " I hope, but not me. Last time, when we sent Tobi, he got hurt. You don't want to mess with them when they are talking about their art." I sighed and nodded. I went to go to Hidan and Kakuzu. "What is it bitch?!" Hidan yelled. " You pissed at Deidara and Sasori?" I asked. Hidan nodded. Kakuzu came out of the bathroom. " I am about to rip there tongues out of their mouths." the stitch ninja complained. I agreed and went to go talk to Tobi and Zeztsu. "Raven-sempai, you cant go in there!" Tobi whined. "But, if I don't, then they will never shut up, and I am a strong ninja." I said to Tobi. "She has a point." Zeztsu sides agreed. Everybody was in Tobi's room now. " What are you going to do?" Itachi asked. " Just watch, Amari, I need you for this." I told everybody. I quickly explained the plain to my friend and then I knocked on the two artist door.

"What?!" Sasori asked. Deidara was by his side. I faked up some tears. "You, t-two, sniff, w-won't let me sleep!" I said through tears. Sasori and Deidara were shocked at my crying. " Oh, no, don't cry!" Sasori said. I cried even harder. Amari walked past, " Great, chucky, now you and Britney mad her cry, way to go." She said. Sasori and Deidara felt guilty for making me "cry", so they pulled me into their room. I stopped crying. " Good, you stopped crying." Deidara said. " Just enough to do this!" I said and tackled him. I was punching him in the face. " Danna! Help, Rabid Raven!" He yelled. "That is for bickering about freaking art, and keeping us all awake!" I yelled. Then I felt a little pain in my arm, and I passed out.

"Is she okay?" I heard some one asked. " I think, I used something just to knock her out." Another voice said. My head was pounding, but yet, I didn't get drunk. I opened my eyes and saw Sasori starring at me. " that's not a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning." I mumbled. " Are you calling me ugly?" Sasori said. " Very, ugly." I said. I snuggled back into my covers deeper and started to fall asleep again. " Oh, no you don't, un, get up." Deidara said. I moaned and closed my eyes tighter. " Tobi! We need you!" Deidara yelled. "Owe, shut it , I have a headache." I said. " Sorry, that would be the poison's side effect." Sasori said. I shot up. " You poisoned me?!" I yelled. " It was just a knock out one, you aren't going to die!" Sasori said. I felt a little relaxed, knowing that I wasn't going to die. " I cant remember what happened last night." I said. " Well, you attacked Deidara, and I knocked you out." Sasori said. I nodded. Kisame walked in, " I told you so." He said and walked out, leaving me confused.

Well, yeah, this is one of my crazy dreams I had and I had to type it up. This is my first Fanfic, so be nice. R&R is nice!