Summary: Freddie gets a little fat. Sam gets him a new shirt. POEM. SEDDIE.

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly!

I would like to thank Miss-Frenchie, my beta, for editing this!

Pudge

Fredward is his name.

Fredward is depressed.
When depressed, Fredward eats.

One pound.
Two pound.
Three pound. Four.

Five pound.
Six pound.
Seven pound. More.

Fredward's mother is named Della.
"Fredward! Your head is too pompous to fit into the shirt!"

Della likes perfection.
Della takes Freddie shopping.

Try one shirt.
Try two shirt.
Try three shirt. Four.

Try five shirts.
Try six shirts.
Try seven shirts. More.

None fit.

Fredward has a best friend.
Her name is Sam.
Sam buys Fredward a shirt.

Fattie Freddie cannot fit.
Fattie Freddie cannot sit.

Clear his wardrobe.
Clear the sink.
Fattie Freddie
Cannot think.

Too much lard.
Inside his brain.
Plus Meanie Sam.
Can cause a strain.

One day, Meanie Sam asks Fattie Fred a question.
"What," he responds, while sinking in depression.

"Why are you so large in size,"
She asks, hand on a handle,
"While Carly frolicks on in love,
And dates that boy Jake Krandall?"

He sighs, again, with apathy,
And looks her in the eye,
"Because dear girl, no one wants,
To date a geek such as I."

Her iris twinkles,
And out she hands,
The giant nerd a shirt,

He takes it from her,
With gentle hands,
Which brush and clear the hurt.

"Thank you, Sam," he says to her,
Tears building in his eyes,
At where his true friend stands,
And where his friendship lies.

He slips it on
Over his head,
And it fits a little snug,
But he smiles anyway,
And thanks her with a hug.

He's happy but suspicious,
That the shirt will say something silly,
So he's about to take it off,
But it's already a bit chilly.

He keeps it on and looks down the front,
Expecting "Geek" or "My real name is Olivia"
But instead he found a sarcastic remark,
It read; I beat anorexia.

"Very funny, Sam."