Whee, Im back!
Who remembers me? yeah, the very easily distracted author of Something That made it even Worse is back!!
And heres the best AllenXLenalee thing I could figure while preparing to get some stuff. Its MSN style. Thats not very creative, since I heard of ffs like this before...
It's based on an actual conversation...with me in it...
Cough.
Disclaimer: (whats disclaimer really mean anyway?!) DGM aint mine, my hearts a land mine...
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I am...slacking. As usual. I was supposed to be researching on the Akuma, as assigned by my Nii-san to keep me from those fiends (boys), but that was not as interesting as it sounded. I mean, searching for the way the Akuma form and the science and techs of them is NOT as fun as fighting them. Yeah, I'm not the goody two shoes (boots) that I seem to be, eh? It's boring. Being nice to people is rather natural, but to those who think I'm the responsible type who was never late for school and never whacked up anybody... well, you're WRONG! Ha!
Anyway, back to my slacking.
I am playing TechQuest, the coolest web RPG on the Web! Well, I'll admit it's not as fun as really whackin up some techno-soul things we call Akuma, but, hey, for every Akuma you fight there's one human out there who grieved for his/her future murderer. That's not very nice.
And for every Akuma out there, I feel the deeper surge of hate toward the Earl...
He wasn't very nice to Allen-kun.
Heck, 'nice'?! He was mean, evil, fat, mean again, worthy of the term bastard (maybe he really is one?), a fat prat, obnoxious, hedious, totally devoid of emotion, ebil, meaner than mean, preposterous, nincompoopy, scum of the gutter-y, nitwit-y, blockhead-y and MEAN! Taking advantage of a poor young boy, giving him that a-cursed eye and all that?! And technically, it's his fault Allen's the 14th noah host and all, because If the Earl was good, then there wouldn't be any Noahs, and there wouldn't be the whole saga of the 14th noah and all, and Allen wouldn't be hurt, and...yeah.
Ooh, look. Allen's online...
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BlackBootz: Yoz, Allen.
AllenWalker: Hello Lenalee
...(pause in convo)...
AllenWalker: Why do we get MSN when we could just talk by walking down a few metres?
BlackBootz:...
BlackBootz: Look what the advancements in technologies have caused us...LAZINESS!!
AllenWalker: That reminds me. Have you done that survey Komui sent out? The nominations for fave excorcist?
BlackBootz: Yeah remember once I did a survey on the guys when I was bored? Then they were to vote their favourite female exorcist.
AllenWalker: Ahh, I can't remember.
BlackBootz: You should, cuz I tested it out on you first.
AllenWalker: Who did I put?
BlackBootz: Can't remember. I think you put Miranda.
AllenWalker: Aw dangs. If only your name was there.
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GASP.
Yeah, I'm not stupid, contrary to popular belief. I knew what he said.
I saw it with my own eyes.
I was shocked.
But that didn't mean I wasn't enjoying it...
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AllenWalker:...OOOO
AllenWalker: Oh SHHHHIIIIIIITTTEEEE...
AllenWalker: You didn't hear anything...
AllenWalker: Honest.
(long pause as Lenalee tries to figure what to say)
(she smiles playfully)
BlackBootz: I sure didn't hear anything, but I sure read something.
(long pause as Allen figures something to reply...)
AllenWalker: Oh WHYYYYY did I have to be so STUPID to write that...
AllenWalker: Did you ever think I liked you?
BlackBootz: I had a suspicion...and to your first question, the answer is: becuz you secretly wanted me to know.
AllenWalker:...
BlackBootz: Hehe am I right?
AllenWalker: ...
BlackBootz: Oh yeah, did you see that picture I took of all the exorcists last Saturday?
AllenWalker: Uh yeah.
BlackBootz: Could you spot me?
AllenWalker: Yeah, it was easy. 3rd from the left, 5th row
BlackBootz: Wow that was quick. Most of the rest couldn't even find themselves!
AllenWalker: Well, guys have sharp eyes for pretty things...
BlackBootz:...
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On one end, I blushed.
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On the other end, Allen grinned. Smooth move..., he thought.
On the unknown end, a jealous overprotective Nii-San turned red...but not in flattery, but in pure fury.
"I was RIGHT to invent that spying messenger thing on Lenalee's computer." wailed Komui, but was interrupted when Reever dragged his computer away and dragged the obsessed supervisor to his cluttered desk.
"For the love of...SUPERVISOR THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE!!"
"Did you say...love? LOVE?! MY DARLING LENALEE CANNOT BE IN LOVE WITH ANYONE BUT M—"
Reever had clunked a fire extinguisher on Komui's head, as he seemed to be going to explode any second. Johnny walked over.
"That wasn't very nice."
"I was desperate..."
"Yes, but now no one's gonna sign those reports."
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Yes, it was a bit lame...
and not AxL enuf!
Next chapter must be more R RATED!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
And I learnt that asking nicely is better, so...will you please review?