Dear Voldy,
Let's discuss our feelings, shall we? Let's see. I feel angry because you killed my parents, lonely because you killed my parents, and sad because you killed my parents. Seems to be a pattern here, now doesn't it?
Harry Potter
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Dear Potter,
Oh, yes. Sorry about that. I was feeling particularly angsty that night. I don't know why. But please, it would really make everyone's life a lot easier if you just let me kill you?
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldy,
No, thanks. I don't really feel like dying today. It's a sunny day, and I want to play in the pool. But anyways, back to feelings. I really think you have problems. Really. Like that whole Death Eater/ Dark Mark thing? A little freaky. And a little scary. Are you afraid of the dark?
Harry Potter
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Dear Potter,
Fine. How about tomorrow?
Lord Voldemort
P.S. No, of course I am not afraid of the dark! … Are you?
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Dear Voldy,
A bit, just maybe. And tomorrow's not looking good, or the day after, or the day after. I can arrange a day next month. Although, you have to admit, if we plan the day for me to die, that would probably be stupid for you. I'll just trick you and then I won't die.
Harry Potter
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Dear Potter,
Well, that would be just mean. Look, what if I give you candy first?
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldy,
CANDY CANDY CANDY ME WANT CANDY!
Harry Potter
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Dear Potter,
Yes. I realize you want candy. And I have candy, rooms and rooms full of it. But remember the deal?!
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldy,
The deal… oh, yes. The deal. No thanks, then. I'm rich. I'll buy my own candy.
Harry Potter
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Dear Potter,
Blast it. I'll convince you tomorrow.
Lord Voldemort
A/N: So what is it? Random? Funny? Crazy? I don't know. Review please! It is random and crazy and hopefully somewhat funny. Revieeewww!