Kurumu glanced at Mizore.
Mizore glanced at Kurumu.
The two girls passed by one another in the crowded halls of Yokai academy...
Then they spun around, grabbed each other forcefully, and kissed each other on the lips with amazing passion. Everyone stopped and stared in shock and surprise as the two girls deepened the kiss, their tongues intertwining and-
"No! No no no! Start it again!"
"Wuh? But...w-why?"
"C'mon, where's the plot? Where's the substance? You can't just eat two slices of bread; you gotta put something in between 'em, got it? We can't just have them randomly become lovers out of nowhere!"
"Why not?"
"Because no one likes a fic without even a little bit of a plot, especially those cocky smart-ass faggots that rule this damn school..."
"You have issues..."
"Just shut up and start again, got it?"
"Fine...fine..."
Princess Kurumu let out a cheer as she watched her beloved knight Mizore vanquish the evil dragon-vampire Mokataka. With a single slash from her ice blade, Mizore beheaded the beast, purging the land of its vile dark mist. Mizore wiped her brow and let out a sigh of relief. 'It's finally...finally over...' she thought to herself.
Running over to her victorious heroine, Princess Kurumu threw her arms around Mizore and kissed her on the lips. When they seperated, Princess Kurumu smiled and said, "Say...how about we get married now?"
Mizore was more than happy to comply.
"JESUS FRICKIN' CHRIST, MAN! I'M SORRY TO HAVE SAID THE LORD'S SON'S NAME IN VAIN, BUT YOU SUCK SERIOUS ASS, BITCH!"
"What did I do now?"
"Why the hell did you start the story off with it ending already? MY GOD, HAVEN'T YOU EVER READ FANFICTION? SCRATCH THAT: HAVE YOU EVER READ ANYTHING? ONLY WEIRD STEPHEN KING SHIT AND OTHER BOOKS ABOUT THAT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FRAGILENESS OF THE HUMAN PSYCHE CAN HAVE THE ENDING OF THE STORY BE THE BEGINNING! FANTASY CRAP LIKE THIS CANNOT BEGIN THIS WAY! YOU DON'T READ, RIGHT?"
"Not really. That's why you should be the one writing this shit."
"Very well then...LOSER! I WILL WRITE THE FIC!"
"GO FOR IT...FAG!"
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is not a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is not a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
"Damn...I suck."
"Damn right you do!"
Suddenly, as Gin and Tsukune started another argument, the door flung open. Standing in the doorway were Kurumu and Mizore, who were hugging each other and looking rather flustered. "Damn," the succubus girl muttered, "I thought this room would be empty...let's keep looking..."
Sighing, she and Mizore walked off, soon to be followed by Moka and Yukari, who were holding hands and talking excitedly to one another. After seeing this, Tsukune thrust his fists into the air and exclaimed, "HELLZ YA! I AIN'T A FUCKING BOY TOY NO MOAH! SHOOP DAT FUCKIN' WHOOT!"
Smiling, Gin gently cupped Tsukune's cheeks with his hands and leaned in close. "Now..." he growled, as a werewolf does not purr or merely whisper, "You are all mine..."
Tsukune responded to this by tearing out Gin's organs and running off with them, laughing maniacally...