I DON'T OWN NARUTO.

NOR DO I OWN PETTER PAN.

OR A DEATH RAY FOR THAT MATTER.

'drip'

A drop of water landed on Itachi's head. He took a deep breath silently thanking God that he had final escaped all the rabid Tom Cruises. He sighed an sunk on to the floor of the cave. "God I hate this place." He pulled a avocado out of his sleeve.

"So do I..." A strange voice whispered. "Ever sense THEY came..."

Itachi looked around calmly taken a bite of his avocado. "And you are?"

A redheaded boy dressed in green fell from the celling. "PetterPan."

Deidara opend another box. "DAMNIT YEAH!"

"More beer?" Sasori asked from across the room.

Deidara shook his head. "It's rum."

A strange look came over Sasori's face. "I never tried rum before..."

Kisame and Tobi looked around. They had both lost track of there partners. Sooo...Tobi had the idea to team up.

"Whats the mission again?!" Tobi piped for the eight time.

"Find Pein."Kisame said shaking his head.

"Why?"

"Cause he got lost."

"Why?"

"Cause he...Ask him."

"Where is he?"

Zetsu lept out of the bush waving his arms about wildly "BAWAHAH!"

The pirates people screamed in terror and ran.

"COME BACK! ALL I WANT TO DO IS RIP OUT YOUR BRAINS AND EAT THEM!" The white sides eye went wide. "OH NO NO NO! WHAT HE MEANS IS -IMA EAT YOOO!" Zetsu ran after them.

Hidan struggled against his restraints. Giving another attempt to reach his scythe or spit out the gag. Kakuzu was out cold. Damn kids are after his lucky charms.