Disclaimer: i don't own twilight I so sad

Ok this is just a really stupid oneshot I came up with so... enjoy!

Charlie the Unicorn, Cullennified

this is from Bella's pov

Ok. So. I was driving to Edward's ad when I walk in the door Emmett attacks me with the biggest hug Emmett has ever given me. I'm scared. I can tell he really wants to show me something. Then I notice that Alice and Rose are holding Edward down and that Jasper is shooting waves of calm to him. Now I start freaking out.

"Bella! Don't do it! It's evil I tell you! EVIL!!" omigod. What are they going to do to me?!

"Bella! Don't listen to Edward. He's paranoied."

Then Emmett grabbed me and threw me in a car and held me down, and then I watched Charlie the Unicorn.

Oh.

My.

God.

It.

Was.

AWESOME!!

I was frozen in shock it was that awesome. That was when Edward burst threw Alice and Rose.

"GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!?" Edward was screaming at them.

"Nothing she'll wake up in exactly 30 seconds she can probably her you SCREAMING AT THE TOP OFF YOU'RE LUNGS!!" that was Alice. She was mad.

"Bella! Are you okay?" he was shaking me.

"Edward?"

"Yes yes I'm here are you okay?"

"Emmett?"

"Huh?"

"Can I watch it again?"

"NO!"

ok so this was just a really stupid oneshot that I thought of. It really doesn't have a point. Love it, hate it. Tell me I don't care it's just stupid. But if you want more tell me and I'll try.