'Hey, I've noticed your taking my advice.'
'What are you talking about? I've never taken your advice and I don't intend to ever start. I'm trying to organize this mess Matsumoto calls a work area.'
'Oh, so you mean you didn't stack the papers there…you know…as a nest?'
'Hyourinmaru! I. Am. NOT. Nesting!!'
'Well no need to be embarrassed. I remember when I made my first nest…'
'I'm not nesting.'
'I made it when I was fresh from the egg. Those were the days, so young and innocent, just having fun trying to be grown up'
'I'm not nesting.'
'Yours is a lot better than mine though. I made my first nest from my own body: scales, ice, and guess what I used to glue it all together-'
"I'M NOT NESTING!!" He shouted out loud.
Matsumoto jumped and gave her captain a strange look.
"Not a word." Hitsugaya threatened. "I wouldn't be going through this if you'd listened and cleaned it yesterday."
"I was going to do it-"
"When?! Before or after my annual Captain inspection?!"
Matsumoto shrugged and returned her attention to her magazine.
'You'll never get her to sleep in your nest with that type of talk.'
'I hate you.'
'Let me help you. When I was a hatchling the alpha male showed me how to prepare for a mate. Listen closely and in no time you'll be-"
'Hyourinmaru! I don't wanna hear this right now. Go occupy yourself with ice circles or something. I'm busy here; I've got less than three hours to make this hovel presentable.'
'You can listen to some advice while you work. It won't kill you I swear. Now first thing you need, is to practice building a nest. Without a nice, sturdy, soft, yet firm nest you won't stand a chance of attracting a mate.'
'How is a pile of junk gonna attract girls?'
'Oh? So you are interested. Well if your nest isn't soft she won't lye herself on it. If it's too fragile she could fall from it or hurt herself on it. And if it isn't firm when your…busy…it'll be a little harder for her to feel every-'
'Done! And I've got plenty of time to clean up the wrappers she's thrown everywhere.'
'Well! I can see your trying to ignore me again, but this is important so I'm gonna keep talking.'
'…Hurray...hey I thought dragons laid eggs.'
'We do. Why what's the matter?'
'…Well it's just you said…implying that when…well…you don't really ever…touch your mate do you? So how...?'
'I'm an old, dragon little boy. A VERY old dragon. I've been around a lot.'
'Whatever. Anyways, I don't want a girlfriend nor am I ever planning to make any type of nest from spit.'
'That's so cute.' Hyourinmaru laughed. 'You think I used spit to glue my nest together? Ha!'
'…Never mind…'
'Anyways, after making a nest you have to gather the females. The alpha told me that the best way to get females to follow you around is to make them admire you; through obtaining power. Like you.'
'I didn't become a captain to attract girls.'
'Really, then why?'
'None of your business.'
'Well, since you already have a lot of power I guess it's no wonder you've already got two girls following you around. Three if you count the cute pink one.'
'That's sick Hyourinmaru; Yachiru is like six or something. And Kenpachi would defiantly kill me.'
'Well, Captain Kyouraku doesn't let age bother him.'
'He's a special case. I don't think he even lets gender bother him, the way he floats around in that pink haori.'
'Low blow. But you do have two females after you so you're well on your way. Your next step is to romance them. You have to get them to fall in love with you…your favorite busty vice captain seems to like you a lot…'
'That's enough, Matsumoto is my vice captain and nothing else!! Can you please shut up now?!'
'Ok then how about Hinamori?'
'…'
'I see we've found a winner.'
'Hinamori's just a friend…'
'Next you lure her into your nest. I think she'll like this one made of papers, empty cups, and used bubble gum wrappers. I think it shows your adventurous side.'
'I'm going to the 12th division to have you removed.'
'Yea well you'll miss me once I'm gone.'
'Will not.'
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