Hi everyone! This is my second fic about Sanji and Zoro. I guess this idea isn't quite new, but I haven't found a fic telling about it so I decided to make one. It happened after Franky joined the crew, so this is post-Enies Lobies. Well, I hope you all enjoy it and be sure to leave a review okay?

Title: 'He's MINE, Nami-swan!'

Pairing: SanjixZoro

Rating: T

Chapter 1 : The Confused broken-hearted chef

The weather was nice on the sea and a gust of salty warm wind blew Sanji's strands of golden hair when he made his way to the lawn deck, happily carrying afternoon refreshment for the ladies. But he dropped his tray ungracefully after seeing the most shocking moment of his life. There on the mass of lawn deck, Nami was wearing extra sexy bikini top and tight short jeans. Gosh! She looked so beautiful! But that wasn't exactly the reason which left Sanji gawking in shock. It was because his orange haired goddess was leaning towards a rough ugly brute named Zoro and kissed his cheek! The silver tray and the glasses carried on top of it fell to the wooden deck and created enough noises to draw every pair of eyes on the deck.

Sanji was still numbed by the sight of Nami's soft lips on Zoro's cheek a moment ago. She kissed him! Nooo! …why did she kiss him?

"Sanji, is everything alright?" Usopp asked him slowly, still panting after running to the scene.

"What happened?" Asked Luffy from the crow's nest.

"What's the noise?" Franky came from the galley with Robin and Chopper.

Sanji quickly gained his consciousness and made up an excuse. "I, I-uh … silly me!" He said while grinning stupidly at his nakama's curious faces. Nami and Zoro had joined the crowd and made Sanji even more nervous so he rushed cleaning the mess and went back to the kitchen. Everyone looked at each other in silence and Sanji nervously waited for everyone to go back to their recent activities while washing the plates. After a few moments, the crew went back to their own businesses and Sanji started to get lost in his thoughts again.

"Nami-swaaaaaaann, why do you choose that horrible grumpy beast over me??" Whining, he fell to his knees with tears pouring down his eyes. "Why, oh why??" He was just about to start his broken hearted poem when someone pushed the kitchen door open. It was the beast himself.

Zoro walked in with an annoying smug grin on his face, probably from having been kissed by the love of Sanji's life. He had stole Nami from him! He had ruined his life! The blonde chef stared at his enemy with burning eyes. Zoro opened his mouth but Sanji threw him large pans and other kitchen utensils before he had a change to say something. He ducked and dodged but eventually he had to get out of the kitchen to stop more kitchen wares being thrown at him.

Later, Usopp was heading for the kitchen to get some drink but suddenly Luffy came flying out from the kitchen door and landed with a loud 'thud' and 'Ouch' on the deck. Usopp came helping him while looking at the kitchen door. "How many times will it takes until you learn that you can't steal food while Sanji still in the kitchen?" he asked.

"No! I wasn't trying to steal food! I was just peeking out what Sanji will serve for dinner and maybe I could taste some of them a little bit." Luffy complained.

"It is called stealing, Luffy."

"No, no! It's not my fault! He's gone mad! He also cried and asking 'why do you break my heart' at the frying pan!"

"Oh my beautiful queen, how could you betray our undying love?" Sanji's whining could vaguely be heard from outside the kitchen door.

"See?" Said Luffy.

Usopp was gawking for a moment and finally decided "Now that you mention it, maybe it's better for us to stay away from the kitchen until dinner."

Dinner was ready and everyone had gathered at the dining table. Sanji had somehow recovered from his mental break down and served the meal as usual. "Hey, where are Nami and Zoro?" Copper looked around and asked Usopp. The reindeer soon felt an aura of hatred towards him. He turned slowly to stare at the blonde cook and gulped at his deadly stare although he wasn't sure what he did wrong. Nami entered the dining room soon afterwards and took a seat beside Robin. "The special Boeuf bourguignon for the beautiful ladies!" The cook served the first slices to Nami and Robin while the smoke from his cigar formed a heart shape. "Why, thank you Sanji-kun!" Nami said cheerfully. "Thanks cook-san." Said Robin. The smile from the two girls was enough to make Sanji's heart filled with happiness and forget about his broken heart for a while.

The room was quieter than usual, mostly because Luffy and Usopp were quieter than they used to be, trying not to make the depressed chef angry. The tense increased the minute the door swung open and Zoro came in. He took the empty seat in the table corner, across from Sanji's and sat on it carelessly. "Now that everyone's around, let's eat!" Luffy exclaimed and quickly grabbed the largest meat portion on the table that happened to be in Usopp's plate and with that everyone starting to eat their dinner. "Hey! That's mine!" Usopp yelled at him while trying to get his meat back from Luffy. The dinner went pretty much as usual, but not for the certain blonde chef. He's been watching Nami and Zoro throughout dinner from the corner of his eyes, trying to find any evidence that what he saw that afternoon wasn't real. He just couldn't believe his Nami-swan can feel an attraction towards someone like Zoro. The swordsman ate quietly as usual, hardly paying attention to something else other than his meal. Sanji watch him intently as he tried figuring out what part of the man that could attract Nami.

"Seriously, what does she see in him?" The cook thought.

"So, navigator-san, tell me what happened." Sanji accidentally overheard Robin's voice.

"Oh, it was indescribable! I'm very glad I've been following your advice, Robin!"

"What did he say?"

"Well, …he said he had felt the same way about me!" Nami squealed in excitement.

"I told you." Robin said. The girls giggled and Sanji really wanted to hear more of their little conversation but suddenly Luffy choked for trying to swallow three portions of meat at once and Usopp had smeared one of it with extra hot chili sauce.

Luffy grabbed his own throat and gaping inaudibly, his face turned to a mixture of red and blue shade. "H-Help! He's choking!" Usopp yelled.

"D-Doctor! Someone call a doctor! …wait, that's ME!" Chopper screamed and running around in panic.

Luckily, Franky came to the rescue, quickly performed the first aid for choked incident and soon the meats came bursting out from the rubber boy's mouth. The boy was all coughing and breathing deeply for air he lacked. "Better be careful next time bro, you were almost dead!" Said Franky.

Everyone finished their meal after the incident and one by one left the dining room until there were only Zoro and Sanji in the kitchen. The cook quietly washing the dishes and he felt Zoro's stare on his back was killing him. "Oi, why do you still here?" He asked.

"Huh? You don't need my help with the dishes? Fine, I'll just leave." He retorted and started to walk to the door.

"Wait a minute, marimo! Just where the hell do you think you're going?!"

"It's none of your business." Zoro mumbled.

"Hell yes it's my business! Everything about Nami absolutely had something to do with me!" The chef barked.

"Oh, so this is about the kissing thing this afternoon. What's the matter? Are you jealous?" Zoro grinned arrogantly at him.

"Like hell I would! It's just a peck! It doesn't mean anything! She wouldn't want to be with a rude jerk who doesn't even know how to treat a lady!"

"Really? You wanna bet?" The swordsman challenged the angry chef.

"Nami isn't something you can bet with, jerk!" Sanji was about to kick the swordsman but Nami walked in to the kitchen interrupting their conversation. "Zoro-kun, I've been looking for you."

Sanji's jaw hit the kitchen floor in shock. What's with the nickname? Now she called him with –kun?

"What is it?"

"I want to show you something, come on!" She pulled Zoro's hand and walked him out of the kitchen.

Was that really happening? Was Nami just implied that she wanted to be alone with Zoro?

In his misery, Sanji followed them and found out the two climbed to the crow's nest. He definitely couldn't climb after them, so he leaned his back on the large wooden pole and tried to catch any sound from above.

The cook looked at the crow's nest miserably. Nami was giggling while Zoro said something. Then she said something to him and he chuckled in return. That's all the chef could hear from his place below. They talked for an hour or more, and the more they laughed, the more Sanji felt his head heavy and dazed with confusion, not because his head was constantly being blown by cold winds, but it's because between the talking and the chuckling, Nami's voice started to annoy him while Zoro's oddly made him pretty sad.

"What are you doing out here, cook-san?" Robin's calm voice startled him. From a few feet away he could see her silhouette against the moonlight.

"Robin-chan! I-I was just trying to-uh find my pack of cigar, it fell somewhere around here." The blonde answered quickly. "Oh, here it is." He bowed down, pretending he had found it. "… Well, good night." He shoved his hands in his pockets and hurriedly headed for the men's bedroom.

"Good night." Robin smiled knowingly at the leaving chef. She looked up to the crow's nest and smiled again.

to be continued ...

I guess all of you could have guessed what was really happening... but let's pretend you don't! See you in the next chapter!