Author: Laura

Rating: PG-13.

Summary: Chuck does whatever he can to get Blair back after a summer of abandoning her. Blair does her best to bruise his ego, and get revenge.

Spoilers: all of season 1

Disclaimer: doesn't belong to me. Etc.

A/N: Okay, a few things. First, yeah that dinner conversation was a bit unrealistic, I just love awkward tension, what can I say? Second, I really appricaite the comments. They make me keep going, even though I'm pretty sure this story isn't very strong. Though I'll continue until people stop reading it, and reviewing. So if you actually enjoy what I'm putting out there. Please review so I know.

ALSO, I haven't been doing ANY gossip girl blasts. Well, from now on I will be.

Xoxo :D

"Revenge, how?" Serena asked slowly

"Well, I haven't thought of a plan yet, but you can help me scheme." she said with an evil smirk still plastered on her face.

"Face it B, there isn't much you can do to Chuck. I mean his reputation is shot to hell already, and I don't think he really cares." Serena pointed out.

"Yes, but what does Chuck Bass love." she thought.

Alcohol, drugs, and womanizing, oh, and his pathetic incest jokes." Serena shuddered.

"Women! That's it S!" Blair grinned.

"Wow, I never thought I would utter these words, but Vanessa is brilliant."

"What? Explain please." Serena said in disbelief.

"One question. What did you do with Chuck's money. Blair asked cuiously

"I may have created a medical grant for teens with genital herpes. In his name." Vanessa said, letting out a laugh

Blair laughed as well. "Good to know."

"She really got a video tape of you and Chuck talking about your affair? And she didn't use it? Wow." Serena said.

"not the point, S! Sure, I can't ruin Chuck's reputation much more than it already is. But once this gets out, people will start to wonder. And I'm sure women won't want to touch him. Hence, revenge!" Blair exclaimed.

The thought of another girl with Chuck secretly made Blair's stomach turn. Which why she would get major satisfaction from going through with this plan. Yes, she knew he had been with half the upper east side, and more. But oddly it still upset her. When he had another women on his arm, she felt a ping in her chest. This then turned into anger, which later she would use to insult him.

"Did you just say .. Hence." Serena giggled.

"Well, are you going to help me or what?" Blair said smiling sweetly.

Spotted: the non-judging breakfast club and their families all dining at the Waldorf house Saturday night. We have some dirt, but not nearly enough. So maids, start dishing. All we know this far is B and C were caught in the closet, doing something naughty I hope?! C came out of the Waldorf's looking quite amused, what do you have up your sleeve C? We all want to know, so spill already!

Xoxo gossip girl.

School began on a beautiful Tuesday morning, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Blair Waldorf's plan for revenge was in full swing. It was the first day back since summer vacation, so this was a better day than any for destruction.

Blair woke up extra early Tuesday morning to make sure everything worked out perfectly. Sunday night she brought over Kati and Iz and let them in on the plan, asking for their help. She knew they were trustworthy enough. They were also so dedicated to gossip girl it would be up on the site in no time. Not that Chuck cared about that, but Blair did.

Serena couldn't help but let out a loud snort as they walked down the halls of constance. On every locker, and available space was a poster warning teenagers about herpes, and Chuck was the poster child for this diesease. The icing on the cake was the bottom, telling people where they could donate their money to the foundation, and that Chuck had already donated 10,000 dollars. Blair looked around at the girls, some looked pale as ghosts, having slept with Chuck. Others cringed in pure disgust. "perfect." she grinned, and her best friend nodded.

She felt so pleased with herself, but there was still something missing. Something more she could do to ruin him further.

He got out of his limo. With only one thing on his mind, to find Blair Waldorf so they could finish what they had done in her closet Saturday night. As he walked through the courtyard, and people began to point and snicker. This wasn't and irregular occurance though, probably some lie on gossip bitch. He was used to it.

Nate went up to Chuck with a stunned look on his face. Of course he believed the posters, he wasn't the brightest bulb in the box. Later in life I'm sure he would blame it on the pot.

"Nathenial, what's up my man?" Chuck asked, oblivious to what was plastered on the walls inside the school.

"uhh," he said brushing the hair out of his face. "You haven't been in the school yet .. Have you?"

"No, why?" he asked, starting to become suspicious.

"You, should get in there … now." he said, before he could hear Chuck's response he walked away, leaving a dumbfound Chuck.

Chuck walked in the school, and everyone made a circle around him. He ripped one of the posters off the wall. Herpes? What the fuck? Of course he has cash to throw around as he pleases, but why the hell would he give a grant for 10,000 dollars, none the less in his own name.

He looked over to see Blair walking over. She stood beside him, grinning slightly. "Bass, I cannot believe how generous you are, donating to the herpes foundation. What a generous thing to do." she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Cut the shit Waldorf, I didn't do this." he snarled.

She grinned wider than before, she was starting to get to him. "Then why, do you have this piece of paper verifying it? And look, there's your signature right at the bottom." she beamed "you really should warn the girls .. About your … problem before you take advantage of them." she then began to walk away, loving her sweet victory, one of many that would happen.

"Hey B." he yelled, once again getting everyone's attention. "Maybe I got it from you, you know you did sleep with me, many, many times." He smirked. No way was he going down without a fight. If She was going to destroy him, they were both going down in flames.

She turned around slowly, with a stunned expression on her face, not knowing what to say next. What could she say to that?

Spotted: B and C having a power struggle in the halls of constance? Reminds me of last year, the little fight between B and S, that ended in a rough throw down on the field. Who will win this one though? Make your bets now. I'm feeling it will be the Queen B for the win. Oh, and did you hear about C's problem? 90 of the ladies, maybe even some of the males should go get tested asap! I know I will be.

Xoxo Gossip girl

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A/N - I didn't know the exact conversation between Vanessa and Blair, so I just made it to fit my story.