Stupid mandatory assignment! Stupid Dumbledore! Stupid mad headmaster! That's all that was running through everybody's head as Dumbledore explained the assignment. A whole year of chatting with people on the internet! Worse of all it was with everybody in the school and no one would be able to know who was who! Harry Potter and Hermione just glanced at each other with knowing smirks on their faces. This did not please Ron.

"What?"

"Oh nothing. Its just it's gonna take most people a whole few days to figure out how to turn the laptops on" Hermione replied as the feast appeared. Harry started piling food onto his plate before he looked at his new iMac.

"Cool computers though. And at least we can't get in trouble for on-line fights" he said as he opened the laptop and turned it on. Turns out Hermione was wrong because nearly everybody had turned their laptops on already and was starting the whole 'cursed blog assignment thing Dumbledore cooked up'.

"Hmmmm. No that can't be people will figure it out. Ummmmmmmmmmmm yes that's it!" Harry muttered to himself as he typed slowly and deleting things that didn't please him. Hermione's fingers were a blur and Ron was just staring at the screen.

Up at the head table……………

"Maybe finally those two can get together at the end of the year. My plan is going to work perfectly I hope" No one noticed the strange twinkling in Dumbledore's eyes that accompanied the usual one. No one but Severus Snape that is. His laptop was open and he was already chatting with someone but he had looked up to see the glint in Dumbledore's eyes and he didn't like it.

/myhairisntgreasy is in the public chat room/

/iloveaslytherin is in the public chat room/

iloveaslytherin: so whats up with the headmaster now?

myhairisntgreasy: dunno. He has this strange look in his eyes…. Anyways the only reason its bothering me is because it reminds me of someone……………

iloveaslytherin: oh who? Mind you just talking to you for these past few minuets has made me think of someone as well

myhairisntgreasy: a rash Gryffindor who rushes right into danger but ends up saving the day for all of us. But every time he does it, there's something poetic about it. Something that makes it almost slytherin as well. Its really nice you know.

/books-r-us has entered the chat room/

books-r-us: oh hello

iloveaslytherin: hey. How are you this fine evening

myhairisntgreasy: hmm. I think I know who you are….. books-r-us. I mean there is only one person who loves books next to resident werewolf sitting next to me

books-r-us: well I know who u r because there is only one person who would deny his hair is greasy but I wont say anything. And whats wrong with professor lupin hmm?

/the-moon-hates-me has entered/

the-moon-hates-me: who we talking about now? And hello to you all

books-r-us: well we are talking about one of the professor since SOMEONE in here thinks theres something wrong with him

iloveaslytherin: yeah. He's best friend with my godfather, also on the Hogwarts staff, he has a 'furry little problem', and he is in love with books almost as much as my best female friend sitting next to me

myhairisntgreasy: off topic now. We were discussing how the headmaster reminded me of someone with the glint in his eyes next to the weird twinkle in them.

/padf00t21 has entered the room/

padf00t21: hey peoples!

myhairisntgreasy: oh great. You know what. I think I shall finish dinner and then go to my rooms to work on the infernal blog biography thing that stupid ol coot we call a headmaster is having us do with this infernal thing.

/ myhairisntgreasy has signed out of the chat room/

the-moon-hates-me: I think I shall go too. Oh and padf00t21…. Way too obvious who YOU are mate

/the-moon-hates-me has signed out of chat room/

iloveaslytherin: must go too. Got things to do and I want to get them done so I can get back on. I actually already like this project

/ iloveaslytherin has left the chat room/

books-r-us: think I shall go too before my friends try to kill each other now. I'll chat with u soon padf00t21

/books-r-us has left the chat room/

padf00t21: bugger. Might as well leave too until later. Maybe remus will talk with me…………………..

/padf00t21 has left the chat room/

"Well just had an interesting chat" Harry thought to himself as he helped Hermione, Head Girl, with the Head duties (Hermione and Harry were Head girl and boy).

"So chosen your screen name yet?" Hermione asked as the two of them finally headed to the head Boy and Girl dorms.

"Yeah. But you'll never figure it out. Already figured out one but that's because he was way too obvious and there was someone else's who I was pretty sure on. Anyways had a nice chat before logging off for the time being" Harry replied fondly as his thoughts drifted off to think of the slytherin who he had fallen in love for (and he had fallen rather hard).

"Really? Hmm I wonder what Ron is going to choose. Well must go update my page. Night Harry" Hermione went into the Head Girl rooms, leaving Harry sitting alone in the common room of their dorms. Harry sighed and then opened the iMac again. He logged on and then went to his page.

PAGE FOR iloveaslytherin

Name: cant say but take a wild stab

Residence: Hogwarts obviously or I wouldn't be doing this

Age: 17 and loving every minuet of it!

Description: cant say either but again take a wild guess

Favorite hobbies: playing quidditch, DADA, messing with unwary slytherins and godfathers, using the items passed down from my father and his friends to my advantage, playing quidditch, staring at someone ect ect

Dislikes: a certain blonde slytherin, voldy, the crazy bitch who thinks she's in love with voldy, Dark Arts, ummmmmmmmmmmm cant think of anything else

Favorite food: chocolate snitches!

Sexual orientation: (GONNA MURDER DUMBLEDORE FOR THIS SINCE THIS IS MANDATORY!!) gay and actually proud of it.

Favorite drink: Butterbeer or a Shirley temple (muggle drink)

Summer residence: was at my distasteful aunt's and uncle's house

Well it would seem that Dumbledore has decided to lose the last of any brain cells he had. But it could turn out to be rather beneficial in the end. Who Knows?? Anyways………………. Im ready to show my true self now that that fucking "dark lord" has kicked the bucket (and we all know who we have to thank for that : ). Am I right??). so anyways I guess if you can't guess who I am then you will find out the end of the year…………………………

/iloveaslytherin has received a message from: myhairisnotgreasy. Click ok to accept/

Harry clicked the ok button and the message popped up. Harry read it as a certain image of a certain someone floated through his head because whoever myhairisntgreasy was reminded Harry of him.

Iloveaslytherin,

So I was checking your profile out and noticed you wanted to kill the headmaster. Well I can help you there. I know a guy who is great with potions and stuff, particularly poisions, if you want. Anyways………………………….

Its late and we must get to sleep because classes begin tomorrow.

Thought I could help,

myhairisntgreasy

Harry chuckled and wrote a short reply before turning the computer off and heading off to bed.

In the teacher's private chat room…………...

Sugar-addicted: so how is everybody?

myhairisntgreasy: ticked off. I cant believe that headmaster is making the teachers participate in this infernal project!

katwoman2134: cant blame him. I think he was dropped on his head as a baby

Sugar-addicted: I for 1 kno tat he got permission from the Minister himself to go ahead with this and in fact the public will have access to this.

ShortandPROUD: couldn't that spell oh I don't know…….DANGER for us!?

Sugar-addicted: not at all. Well we must take our leave. Classes tomorrow and we can see what fun the headmaster has created already

Author's notes: so I was inspired by some random fan-fiction I read and well thought it would make for a funny romance story. So voldy isn't dead yet and will be making an appearance in a few chapters. I have also decided it wont be all chat room because that's just me. Ok on to nicknames………………

iloveaslytherin: harry potter

myhairisntgreasy: severus snape

books-r-us: Hermione granger

padf00t21:Sirius black (well duh!)

the-moon-hates-me: Remus lupin : )

Sugar-addicted: Albus Dumbledore

ShortandPROUD: filius Flitwick

katwoman2134: minervia mcgonagall

kk so R&R and leave screen names for the rest of the cast and what you want to happen please! –moony-is-a-werewolf