A/N: Elisha and I are back, bringing YOU an AU drama-filled "Camp Rock" story (It's really the Jonas Brothers with everything switched to the names of people from Camp Rock. The pairings are going to be crack, just so you know. We may also include Miley Stewart (HER CHARACTER FROM HM BEFORE YOU REPORT US AGAIN!) and Mikayla (nah, Alex Russo. JK. What should be her last name? OH, I know! "Montez") (You are SO bad at last names.) STFU.

A/N: Elisha and I are back, bringing YOU an AU drama-filled "Camp Rock" story (aka, the JoBros with names switched. We're evil like that. If you want to think it's the JoBros, fine. But we can't use their names. OH, let's sue someone for using our names so we have free promotion! What idiots. Elisha and I, if we were famous, would ask FanFic to let our names be used. But that's just us. We think of it as "Free Promotion" from people who like us.). First, to get this story, you need to understand that this WILL star our band Riot! in the slightest possible way.

The stars in this will be the "Connect Three" (aka, the JoBros playing their characters that are NOT famous), me, and Elisha, with slight appearances from Lilyana and Claire. They will be our band mates. A sign we love you guys: We're rewriting what we already wrote to follow the Guidlines. Yeah. Stupid, I know? And we have to wait after we write all of these. Stupid people. Seriously, Elisha WILL kill you by drowning you in the Artic Circle. And yes, that place can freeze away DNA. Especially since Elisha can pull off the perfect crime. Either that or she'll sell you as an African slave and spork you to death there.

Apparently, she knows that Africa will not care about the fact that she's sporking someone to death there. All they'll care is if they'll get money for you. Yeah. Or maybe she sell you as a sex slave in Pakistan or wherever it was she was talking about. She can get pretty elaborte, and don't think she won't be able to do it. She's a trust fund kid, believe it or not. Suprisingly, she's still screwed up somehow. But yeah, she has the means to track you down. So don't you dare report another story of ours. And believe it or not, they ARE characters, FanFiction! They did, after all, guest star as themselves. But yeah. Whatever.

We lost interest. But anyway, we still do not own anything. Even though we really want to. And apparently, Alexz Johnson will have to be her character off Instant Star, oh snap. What was her name again? Oh! Jude Harrison. So now it's Anastasia Harrison. Whatever. People have way too much free time on their hands. They want to stiffle the creativty of other poor souls. Getting their hopes and dreams crushed. Well, someday, this will be a best seller novel (with different names, of course). And THEN you'll be sorry you ever put us down. But yeah.

And also her co-star will be Jennifer Tisdale's character in Bring It On: In It To Win It (E: We can't. We don't remember her name.) Oh. Then her co-star will be Karma. You know, the frenemy from Instant Star? Yeah, since we apparently have nothing better to do in our lives. But this is getting increasingly long and it's because of whoever reported us.

Thanks a lot, idiot. Apparently, Miss (or Mr.) Prissy has never had one of their stories taken down. When they take a story down, you can't post a new one for a few days (in which they do not tell you when you can post another story again for a while), and you're annoyed at whoever reported you. So yeah, bitch, fuck off. Do us all a favor and DIE. Oh, wait. Elisha's already planning your funeral for you. So never mind. She'll kill you even if you commit suicide or not.

I have feeling I know who it is. But yeah. The Man is keeping me DOWN. Just so you know, I'm already Native American (Cherokee) and Aztec. And since the goverment already puts us down, thanks for adding another complaint against this country. Free country my ass. A free country is where you can freely post whatever the hell you want on a website without someone deciding it "goes against whatever idiotic guidlines the Man decides to shove down our thoats". Obviously whoever reported us grew up in a VERY strict household.

Around my house, if you complained about someone's writing, my dad would tell you, "So what? Go find another home if you don't like the way I raise you people. And my daughter can write about whatever the hell she wants. After all, it's just writing, isn't it? Who says that writing about someone demands legal action? The way I see it, those boys are getting free publicity from this stuff. And she did mention that none of it is true, and she's just writing for fun."

Though obviously, I did not tell him what it was about. THEN he'd have an issue (mainly because I'm fantising about having sex with them, you sick minded people! It's not because it's about, well, yeah, kind of. He'd block Gossip Girl if he knew what it was about and THEN what would I watch?). So, yeah. Go shove a spork down your throat before Elisha does it for you.

This has been my lengthy ramble.

Disclaimer: We, Elisha and I (Stacey) own NOTHING except our own imaginations and ourselves.

We also do not own Camp Rock. We do not own Connect Three.

We also do not own Instant Star, or anything else we used from it. But yeah. Whatever.

We also do not own Gossip Girl.

In addition to the list of things we do not own, it includes: Hannah Montana or her alter ego (Miley Stewart), Mikayla (someone off of Hannah Montana), iCarly, or Lilyana and Claire.

Kim also just happens to be the name of a girl we go to school with. We also do not own the term "trust fund". We don't own any words that come out of our story, except for the way we use them.

This is also slightly based on Gossip Girl and a bunch of other shows we watched. So, yeah. If it's soap-like, it's meant to be like that.

We also do not own the Artic Cricle, though Elisha intends to buy it, for whatever reason.

We also do NOT own any songs, other than the ones that show up that we've written.

We don't own the titles of the story. Yeah. We don't. Seriously. Don't report us for that!

We also do not own the way the mom shut of the power in the garage. That brillent idea came from Freaky Friday.

We also do not own the name "G Major". It belongs to The N and Instant Star, where it orginated from. So there you go. A long disclaimer to go with our long rambles.

Summary: Anastasia is just a normal teen girl who is in a band and rocks out with her band, Riot! Until the lights go down. Then Anastasia is a party girl with no limits, even though she is only fifteen. When she catches the eye of Nate Gray, he dates her. But later he finds out that she's a whore when the lights go down and dumps her. But when his brother, Jason Gray, accidently sleeps with her, not knowing she's jailbait or her past with his brother, and gets her pregnant after Nate finally realizing he still loves her, drama happens. Not only does the band finally get signed with their lead singer pregnant, there's the possibility that he could go to jail. And when the band and the three brothers realize she left later, they do everything in their power to help her from falling too far.

This story is rated PG13 for sexual references, heavy swearing, cutting, abuse, and inappropriate subject matter for children under the age of thirteen to understand. May also contain teen partying and alcohol.

Genres (In order from the most amount to the least amount): Drama/Romance/Humor/Friendship/Family/Hurt/Comfort/General

Chapter One: This Is An SOS

Anastasia was standing with her band, rocking out, singing their song, "Misery Business". Elisha was rocking out on the guitar, the blond girl's hair flying around as she had fun jamming out on the guitar. She smiled at Anastasia who was focusing on the lyrics. They were sure her mom was yelling at them, but they just got home from school. After all, it was a rough day for Anastasia. She had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend, and the two were, key word, were the school's power couple.

Then he dumped her. Out of the blue. She was torn apart. In fact, while Anastasia rocked out, she sat there thinking about the entire thing. How he dumped her. Because of the other side of her he saw last night. She couldn't believe he found out. She was drunk. She didn't know any better. But he flat out dumped her. And not very privately, either. The gossip spread in their small town in California, and everyone knew she was a whore.

Flashback

"How could you, Stacey? Why did you cheat on me like that? And you were partying, not even caring about your boyfriend! I'm sick of this," screamed Nate, not pleased with how Anastasia acted last night.

She looked hurt, and tried to talk to him, choking on her tears, "Natey..." (See? 'Nicky' sounds SO much better than 'Natey'. Whatever.)

Nate looked even angrier and said, "Don't 'Natey' me! It's over! I never want to hear from your whore self again! Do you hear me? Never again!"

Anastasia tried once again, trying to talk to him, "Please, just hear me out! I just..."

Nate was fed up with her. How could she not know how much she hurt him? He really loved her and she thought that his heart was a toy to mess around with? No, he couldn't cry. Not in front of everyone. He couldn't be weak. Even though he really wanted to take the young, brunette Sophomore into his arms and tell her that everything's going to be okay.

Nate said, "You really hurt me. I thought you loved me. I thought you really were going to wait until marriage. And then, to find out you've already given that away... It really hurt. And you know what? I don't want to hear another lie out of your mouth again."

Anastasia turned on her heel and ran off, finding Elisha's blond hair, and the brunette in skinny jeans, slouchy high heeled boots, an off-one-should tee with a intricate design on the black background that included Tinkerbell on it, and a black and white bold headband in her dark brown waves cried into the blonde's pink designer shirt paired with a punk mini that had a hot pink ribbon belt and dark pink leggings on her legs under the short skirt, along with pink Chucks.

The blonde automatically started to comfort the girl, not bothering to say a word to comfort her, though. She started to cry with her. Just so she could help her cry about whatever was wrong. She didn't care that she looked like an idiot, crying over nothing.

She didn't even hear about how everyone heard she was a whore. In fact, Elisha didn't care about anything. The blonde didn't even notice that her pin straight blonde hair was being touched, and not so they could fix her black fedora, or even that her black vest and shiny pink tie had tears all over it.

After twenty minutes of the two girls crying for no apparent reason, Anastasia realized they were supposed to be in class. But since class was almost over, she took her into the bathroom. She locked the two of them in a stall together, and folded the seat down. Even though they were in a public school, they still got nice stuff.

And she said, sadly, "Nate dumped me. He called me out on being a whore. And he caught me partying. I can't believe it. He dumped me. Over something I can't even remember."

Elisha looked pained for her friend. Elisha sighed and said, "You know what? He isn't worth your time. If he can't see what a great girl he's missing out on, then he doesn't deserve you."

Anastasia smiled sadly and said, "Well, of COURSE you're going to say that. You're the only real friend I've got. The other two members of the band just want to get in to become famous. I mean, we do have a huge chance to become famous."

Elisha smiled and said, "Well, you know what? They do care about you. They do. And you know what? We'll have some fun tonight. Right after your mom does the predictable shutting the garage's power off."

Anastasia laughed. Elisha always knew how do make things OK.

End Flashback

Anastasia was quite certain her mom was going to turn off the power soon. They were getting a little bit loud, but pretty soon, the song was going to end. They always did that. They never get to end the song.

Of course, her mom flipped the switch. She yelled, "Time's up! It's after six!"

Elisha sighed, and looked over at Anastasia. The other two girls began packing up and said, "E, you going to come with?"

Elisha said, "No. I promised Stacey we'd go out tonight."

The other eight girls smirked. Lilyana, the bassist, said, "Well, don't have TOO much fun. After all, we still want our lead singer and guitarist alive for when we get signed!"

Claire nodded, and said, "Of course. We don't need you two dead. After all, you two are the band leaders. But you know what? I wanna come with. I've never seen the inside of a nightclub."

Lilyana nodded, and said, "You know what? A G.N.O might be just what the doctor order for you, Stacey. What better way to forget about a guy then going G.N.O?"

Elisha said, "See, Stace? I told you they loved you as well! We're all in this together, right gals?"

Claire nodded, and said, "Right. We love you, girl."

Miley, Mitchie, Mickayla, Dominque, and Kim nodded. They really did care for her. And Dominque said, "But this time, I'm keeping an eye on all of you guys, okay? I don't want anything to happen to you guys!"

Elisha's ending A/N: Cliffhanger! We wrote FOUR PAGES for the prologue. So be grateful! We might write a little more. We already have the next chapter planned out. Don't worry, this will probably be done within a week. We already have everything planned out. For the first time ever, we actually planned. I know. Isn't that crazy? Review or this'll be the end of this story. We just wanted to see how you'd take us writing this. I mean, it might not be good and include a lot of the Connect Three, if you will, so far. But they'll appear and make a bigger role next chapter. This is the beginning of this. And if not, well, we could say we tried on this story. And then it's, like, well, whatever. But, yeah. This is an A/U fiction work. Meaning Connect Three, if you will, are not famous. Nate's sixteen, Shane's nineteen, and Jason's twenty-one. Jason will make a big appearance next chapter. I'm sure you can guess why. BUT you might get an appearance in this story. We might just pick you! And Shane and Anastasia are going to have brother/sister relationship. The drama's going to focus around Janastasia and Natastasia. Hopefully you'll get another chapter! We require at least twenty reviews for the next chapter. And I'm serious. I will find whoever reported us and throw them in a lake. Or spork them to death in Africa and leave them there.