So...my first twoshot fic. I was going to leave it as a oneshot, but I noticed that someone put this story on their story alert. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or its characters, but I might own the movie "Super Bunny". Just maybe.

"I CAN'T BELIIIIIEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE IT!" Isshin yelled so hard the whole building shook like a 6.2 earthquake had just hit Karakura. "ICHIGO AND RUKIA-CHAN ARE GONNA GET MAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD! OOMPH!" His outburst stopped when Ichigo's foot firmly planted itself in a familiar spot: Isshin's face.

"Shut up, dad!" Ichigo growled. "It's called 'dating', not 'marrying'."

"But doesn't marriage come after dating?" Rukia piped up.

Ichigo glared at her. "You're not helping." He turned his attention back to his hyper father. "Okay dad, Rukia and I are going to the movies. We should be back by ten, okay?"

Isshin said something muffled that could have been "okay", so Ichigo turned to go. "Come on, Rukia."

"Wait," she said in a hushed whisper. "Did you bring Kon?"

"Why would I wanna bring Kon?"

"In case—you know."

"Sheesh, is it always about hollows, whatever we do?" Ichigo complained. Nonetheless, he went upstairs, grabbed the then snoozing lion/bear stuffed animal off of his bed and stuck one hand unceremoniously down its throat.

"HEY! MMPPPHHH! YOOOOWRRRRRRRR!" Kon coughed and hacked and struggled for a moment as Ichigo rooted around the belly of stuffing. After a moment, the toy went limp as Ichigo pulled out a small green pill, looked at it in disgust, then wiped it on his shirt before sticking it into his pocket.

"Alright, now we can leave," he said firmly as he came back downstairs. His father was nowhere to be seen, and the girls were upstairs doing—girl stuff. Rukia nodded and the two walked out the door.

"I want to see 'Super Bunny'!" Rukia declared at the movie theater.

"No way!" Ichigo refused. "That's a movie for what, three year olds? Why don't we watch something like—"

"But I wanna see 'Super Bunny'!" Rukia whined and stomped her foot. A few people glanced at her curiously.

"Shut up! We're drawing a crowd!" Ichigo hissed. "Doesn't anything else at all interest you?"

Rukia shook her head, then paused as her cell phone rang. "Hollow," she reported, pulling the object out. "It's not far from here; let's just go take care of it." She pulled out her soul candy dispenser and popped one into her mouth. Ichigo swallowed Kon's pill. "We won't be long," Rukia called back to the two mod souls as the two shinigami sped off.

The hollow had been easy. Then came more. And more. And more. Rukia and Ichigo were forced to keep exterminating hollows for a full hour and a half. Apparently the first hollow had a lot of friends. Finally, the seemingly endless flow stopped.

"Man, why so many in one place?" Ichigo groaned as he placed Zangetsu on his back once more.

"Maybe it has something to do with the arrancar," Rukia mused, already heading back to the theater. "Or maybe they were after you."

"Hey! I know how to control my spiritual pressure now," Ichigo replied, catching up with his "date". She gave him a look. "Somewhat," he amended.

When the two got back to the movie theater, they couldn't find the mod souls that were supposed to wait for them by the ticket booth. It was too late to see "Super Bunny" or anything else. Rukia pouted while Ichigo looked around for himself.

Finally, he saw Kon and Rukia's mod soul (A/N: Sorry, I forgot what Rukia's mod soul was called. Pon or something?) walking out from "Super Bunny". Ichigo groaned. Rukia beamed. Kon looked stricken. "Get over here," Ichigo sighed; reuniting with his own body while Rukia stepped into her gigai.

On their walk back home, Ichigo frowned. "Well, that 'date' didn't really turn out like a date at all, huh?"

Rukia thought for a bit. "Now that I think of it, killing those hollows was the only part where we weren't arguing. We listened and helped each other instead."

"Huh," Ichigo smirked. "Funny. Guess we did go on a date after all." He felt his pocket. "I've still got money left over from, er, the movie. You wanna buy some snacks or something?" The couple stopped in front of a grocery store.

Five minutes later, Ichigo and Rukia walked out with paper bags filled with juice boxes.

What did you think? Review please!! Yes, I know it's very unlikely to battle so many hollows in a row, but I needed something to keep them occupied for an hour and a half!