A/N: It gets a little gorey at the end. But, whatever.

Chapter 3

Darth Vader said, "No Luke, I am your father."

Luke screamed, "No, no. That's not true! That's impossible!" Luke was shocked by the terrible truth that Vader had revealed to him. There was no way Vader could be Luke's father. Even if it were true, how?

Vader replied, "Search your feelings. You know it to be true!"

Luke screamed, "No, no! No!"

"In fact," Vader said. Vader took his helmet off, then his mask, and underneath was Chewbacca.

Luke's face was in disbelief. He said, "What?"

Vader took the Chewbacca mask off, and underneath was Yoda.

Luke said, "What the heck!?" Luke was confused, not having any idea what the fucking hell was going on.

Vader took the Yoda mask off, and underneath was Padme.

Luke said, "Ok, now this is just getting weird."

Then Vader took the Padme mask off, and underneath was Dark Helmet.

Luke said, "What the fuck is going on!?"

Then Vader took the Dark Helmet mask off, and underneath was a monster, brown fur, red eyes, fangs, and sharp teeth.

The monster forced jumped, or jumped, and landed on the metal which Luke had crawled on to get away from Darth Vader. The monster walked over to Luke, and bit his head off. And chewed and smashed the head in it's teeth, the blood covering it, and oozing out of it's mouth, and breaking the bones, and also smashing the brains. When it was done eating the head, it swallowed everything in it's mouth. The monster laughed, and said, "Fresh meat." Darth Vader ate the rest of Luke, and went back to were he had been before, and he put his mask, and helmet back on. Darth Vader walked away.

A/N: Review, please.