Drabble One: Fishing.
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"I've got a brilliant idea, Sev!" Lucius crowed, snatching the potions text from his lovers hands. Severus glared. "Let's go fishing!"
Severus blanched. "Fishing?"
"Yes!"
"Have you been in the alcohol cupboard again?"
"No!" Lucius said with a scowl. "I have not. We never do anything together anymore. Fishing is a good, manly bonding activity! And since we are manly men, we should bond and go fishing."
Severus sighed and lent back in his couch chair. He examined his lover of five years with clinical eyes.
"You've been talking to the mutt again, haven't you?" Severus said quietly, with dawning realisation. Everytime Sirius Black and Lucius Malfoy were in the same room together, one of them always came out feeling less then wonderful about their manhood. It seemed that this time it was Lucius' turn.
"No...Maybe a little," Lucius said, waving a dismissing hand. "It doesn't matter. Well, do you want to go fishing or not?"
"Fishing."
"Yes, dammit! Fishing. You know, with the fishes?"
"...and the worms...and the dirty boats...and those horrible yellow life jackets...and sewage filled waters."
Lucius paled, making Severus smirk. The black hair man lent forward and plucked his potions book from the man's numb fingers. He settled back in his chair, knowing without a doubt that there would be no fishing going on anytime soon.
"...Hmm actually, let's not go fishing, Sev. Let's stay home and shag instead."
Severus' eyes lit up deviously.
"Finally! An idea we can both agree on!"
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250words
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Author's notes:
Tsk, Tsk, those naughty boys.
This is a stress relief for me, posting drabbles and oneshots instead of working on my chaptered story (Procrastinators, UNITE!...tomorrow...).
This will probably include around...fifty drabbles/oneshots in total. All will be SLASH, revolving around Lucius/Severus...maybe some Draco/Harry thrown in or Remus/Sirius too...Yes apparently in this universe, everyone is gay xP
Oh and my oneshot Socks fits in this Universe.
Review, dearies!
-Liaa