Story: Am i losing my mind?

Rating: M

Summary: Hidan is always waiting for Kakuzu. One day he finds a little kitten and decides to keep it. But, for some reason Kakuzu's missing. KakuHida

Warning: This story is Yaoi, if you don't like yaoi please read another story.

Disclaimer: I only own the story line, i own nothing else!

Hidan opened his eyes and let the echoing sound of birds chirping. He hated that sound. Almost every morning he listened to this noise. He and His partner were always on the road. It was most likely because their leader couldn't handle them both at the same time. After all, they hated each other, and many a times they've tried to kill each other.

Hidan rolled over. He was sleeping on the ground and his back hurt. He groaned and sat up. He swished his hair back and looked around. Kakuzu wasn't here. Again. He seemed to leave him in the middle of the night a lot. Hidan didn't want to say it, but it kinda mad him sad, but of course it's not like he was going to tell anyone.

He sighed as his hair fell down in front of his eyes. He let his eyes close and he leaned back down his head. His breathing started to go more slowly, and the sounds just seemed to have disappeared. Hidan did this every couple of days. It kept him calm. It was almost like the place were he could actually be happy.

Hidan's eyes opened as he heard a branch break. He looked around for a moment. Nothing was there. He let out a groan. He moved his hair back again, he didn't have enough hair gell to make it go back. After all, how was he going to get hair gel in the middle of nowhere?

Hidan eyes darted to the corner as he noticed that something was moving there. His eyes narrowed as he tried to figure out what it was. A small brown kitten made it's way towards Hidan. Hidan blinked. Animals didn't usualy like him that much, so what was up with this cat?

Hidan's eyes softened a little bit. The kitten was cute as hell. Hidan reached out and picked it up. The kitten seemed to squirm for a moment, then go still. The kitten tilted it's little head up and looked into Hidan's eyes. Hidan couldn't help but smile. The cat seemed to be a tabby. It's brown fur had black stripes down it. The kitten meowed at Hidan, and Hidan pet it's head.

The kitten looked up at Hidan. The kitten's eyes were a shade of green. Very pretty. Hidan smiled and pet it again. The kitten squirmed again. Hidan looked around for anything he could use to make the kitten stay here while he went and got his partner. Nothing.

Hidan let out a sigh and looked down at the kitten again. Hidan smiled again and pet it. "Well. It's not like i have the ask the miser if i can have a kitten or not. It's not like he cares or not..." Hidan mumbled. The kitten eyes narrowed. Hidan pet it's head again. He smiled and stood up, while carrying the kitten.

He made his way to his clothes. He slipped them on while keeping the kitten in his hands. After he had his clothes on, he packed up his stuff, while making sure that the little kitten didn't try to make a run for it. Hidan stood up and smiled. He swung a back pack on his back and walked down the road.

The kitten rested in his arms. The kitten was purring lightly. Hidan was smiling. He knew that he would get in trouble from Kakuzu later, but at the moment Hidan didn't give a fuck. Hidan continued his way down the path. Soon he got closer to a small village. He walked closer, some children were playing near a tree. They were running around it.

Hidan rolled his eyes and pet the kitten again. The kids stopped and looked at him for a moment. Their eyes went to the kitten and they smiled. They made their way over to Hidan. Hidan felt odd that kids were walking over to him, after all, everyone he meet was scared of him, but these kids seemed more interested in the kitten.

A little girl, younger then the rest of them, tugged on Hidan's cloak, making Hidan look down at her. She smiled. "Can i pet the kitty?" She asked sweetly. Hidan looked at the girl, then the kitten, then the girl again. Hidan leaned down and little so the girl could pet the kitten.

She pet him quickly, giggled, and let the other kids pet the kitten. Hidan sighed as he watched the kitten get petted. It didn't seem to happy at the moment. Hidan let out a little smile and pet the kitten as well. The kitten purred at his touch. Hidan let out a smile again and stood up straight. He made his way towards the middle of the village.

He walked down the road and walked into a animal shop. Some dogs that were there barked at his kitten, but Hidan kept the little kitten safe in his arms. He didn't want his little kitten to get hurt or anything. The shop keeper looked up at him and smiled. "Hello. What can i get you, sir?" The man asked.

Hidan smirked. "Do you have something to keep my kitten from running away while I'm on the road?" Hidan asked. The man smiled and nodded. "Over there you will find anything you want." The man said as he pointed to a corner. Hidan nodded and walked over. It was a isle full of pet stuff.

Hidan walked down the isle a little bit and stopped as he got to a pet collar. There was a couple different colors, but Hidan grabbed a back one, because it seemed to fit the kitten a little better then brighter colors. Hidan smiled and pet his little kitten. He put the collar near the kitten and walked down a little bit more. He grabbed a leach, and a carrier (it looked like a cage to Hidan).

He brought the stuff over to the man and he took out his money and paid him. The kitten bit his wrist a little when he was handing the money to the man, but Hidan ignored it. As soon as Hidan walked out of the store he put the collar on the kitten and put the kitten into the little cage. He also put the leach in there as well, because Hidan was to lazy to carry it around with him in his hands.

Leader looked down at his watch and sighed. He stared up at the roof for a moment. The door opened and Sasori walked in. He didn't even bother to knock. Leader let out a sigh. "What is it this time, Sasori?" Leader asked. Sasori's eyes narrowed. "Sir. It seems as though Tobi mixed up one of my potions with Kakuzu's heart medicine." Sasori said.

Leader rolled his eyes. "What does that have to do with anything?" Leader asked.

Sasori let out a sigh. "Well, you see sir, Kakuzu took his heart medicine before he left, so that means he had the potion as well." Sasori said. Leader sighed and rolled his eyes. "So, what does this potion do anyway?" Leader asked.

Sasori stared down at the ground and mumbled something. Leader didn't hear it. "I can't hear you!" Leader yelled. Sasori let out a sigh and looked up at Leader. "Well, sir, it turns the person into a kitten." Sasori said. Leader slammed his head to his desk. "Oh crap!" Leader yelled.

"Well, sir, the potion wears off in two days. When Kakuzu wants to turn back after two days he does." Sasori said. Leader nodded. "Okay then. We'll just have to wait until Hidan and Kakuzu get back, it'll be as if nothing happened." Leader said.

Sasori nodded and walked out of the room. He walked down the hallway and smirked. "silly leader, i said if he wants to turn back...what happens if kakuzu doesn't want to turn back?..." Sasori mumbled under his breath. He couldn't wait to see what happens if Hidan and Kakuzu get back.

Kakuzu was just having on of the worst days in his life. Right next to getting his jaw ripped off then having it sewn back on. Which was his worst day, so this was his second worst day? Hidan wouldn't stop petting him, and smiling at him. It got him angry, but in this form he couldn't do much about it.

He didn't like being a kitten. It was annoying. He didn't like getting petted every couple of seconds either.

Hidan was being very annoying, and Kakuzu was starting to wonder wither or not Hidan already knew that he was the kitten. Maybe he was just messing with his head.

No. No. Hidan was to stupid. There's no way he could have figured it out yet, it would take him at least 3 days until he actually figured it out.

Kakuzu hated being in the little cage. The collar one worse though. It was a little tight, but he could still breath. At least it was black and not pink of something like that. If the collar was pink, Kakuzu would have to kill Hidan. Or at least scratch the shit out of him.

Kakuzu let out a little merow. He moved his paw over his head and looked around. He could hardly see out of the little cage. The floor of this cage wasn't comfy at all. He hoped that Hidan would buy a blanket or something for him. All kakuzu could see at the moment was the dirt road in front of them.

It was annoying not to know what's happening around you. After all, Kakuzu was used to know exactly what he was doing, and where he was going. But right now, he had no clue. It was annoying him to no end, and he was starting to get angry.

He let out a meow, trying to get Hidan's attention. Well, It worked. Hidan put down the cage and opened the little door and put his hands in. He tried to grab Kakuzu kitten, but Kakuzu lashed out a scratched him. Of course, Hidan just ignored it and picked up Kakuzu anyway.

Kakuzu let out a frustrated Meow, but Hidan obviously didn't get what kakuzu was trying to say. Hidan smiled at him and pet his head. Hidan leaned down and looked in the cage. Hidan stood back up. "That floor must be hard on you're little body huh?" Hidan said softly.

Hidan placed a small little kiss on Kakuzu's forehead and took off his cloak. He shoved it into the cage on the floor and put Kakuzu back in softly. Kakuzu was a little stunned. He wasn't expecting to get kissed by his partner, after all, he hated his partner.

Kakuzu walked around for a moment. Then laid down. He kept his eyes opened for a moment, then soon his eyes were closed. Hidan picked up the cage lightly and looked in it. Hidan's lips curled into a small smile. He loved this little guy. It was obvious.

Hidan stood up straight and closed his eyes and stretched. He had a ways to go until he got to the next village. He let out a sigh and picked up the cage with the kitten. It was odd that this kitten seemed to stay near him, when any other animal and person hated him and went away.

Hidan started on his way to the next village, with the little kitten sleeping in it's cage silently.

Note from the author: Okay, this is my second story. I'll get the next chapter out soon, don't worry. :) (also, if there's any spelling mistakes i am sorry)