Yay! I got some reviews. However, I still want more! How did you guys like Sleepy Emmett? Yay exhausted vampires! I am finding lots of things to be happy about today because my school's football won today and so no longer totally sucks!! YAY! And I was at the game- playing in the band! Yay BAND GEEKS!! Okay, I got a request from Rebeca, who wants me to put Seth back in the story in this chapter, so here he is. Yay Seth! Also, sorry that it took so long to update just school has been so crazy! ALSO, I am thinking about putting a lemon in, so PLEASE review and tell me if you would like me to. Anyways, this is a long author's note, so ON WITH THE AIM!!
Main Characters:
Edward: masochisticlion1
Bella: klutzygirrl56
Alice: shopaholicpsychic
Jasper: emojazzy9
Emmett: bigsofty77
Rosalie: blonde&beautiful333
Jacob: hotwolfdude2
Minor Characters:
Esme: islandowner8
Carlisle: hotdoc64
Leah: lonelygirrl4
Sam: alphawolf1
Seth: 123456789
Jessica: xoxogossipgirl
Angela: bensgirl2
Lauren: reginageorge2
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Hotdoc64: the Secret Association of Male Cullens (SAMC) has ASSEMBLED! WHO are WE?
Bigsofty77: SAMC!
Emojazzy9: SAMC!
Masochisticlion1: SAMC!
Hotdoc64: and what do we stand for?
Bigsofyt77: Manly Crap 'an Shit!
Emojazzy9: Stuff that Women don't give a shit about!
Masochisticlion1: An allegiance of men against female crap!
Hotdoc64: we really need to work on synchronizing that second one
Masochisticlion1: ur rite about that, anyway, as vice president of the SAMC, I would like 2 present our first order of business: Alice
Emojazzy9: wuts rong with alice?
Hotdoc64: well, you all may or may not have noticed, but…my office has recently undergone some drastic renovations, courtesy of Alice. In other words, MY OFFICE HAS BEEN GIRL-I-FIED!!
Masochisticlion1: will the complaining persons please provide examples of the crime as well as evidence proving that the suspect is guilty
Hotdoc64: well, my chair is pink leather and has a froofy- pouffy thingy on it, my curtains are now also a matching shade of pink, and adorned with decorative beads and lacy things. Also, my mahogany desk is gone, and instead I have a glass table with white around it and spirally legs that are an inconvenience to my sitting position. I have pink shag carpeting, and instead of pictures of the Volturi and others of my past, there are photographs of puppies and bunnies wearing bonnets. The walls are also a pale shade of pink
Bigsofty77: Awww, cute puppies and bunnies in bonnets!
Emojazzy9: ha! U just proved that alice did not do it! She would NEVER put in shag carpeting!
Masochisticlion1: hold on jazz, we're gonna do this like a real court case. First, Carlisle can present evidence against Alice, then you and her and others and make statements with alibis and that junk, then the neutral ppl will make a decision, like a jury. They will be me, esme, rose, bella, and Emmett…well, maybe we'd better leave Emmett out as he can be easily distracted…
Bigsofty77: Hey! I can so stay on task
Masochisticlion1: wut was the last word I typed?
Bigsofty77: ummm…
Emojazzy9: hint: scroll up on ur screen!
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123456789: guys! Just skip the trial! Have jasper tell her to stop, have Edward keep reading her mind 4 future plans, and Carlisle, lock your office with something that will keep vampires out
Masochisticlion1: wow, seth, that was actually smart
123456789: oops, sry guys, leah was just on my account, wut was that?
Masochisticlion1: o, nvm
123456789: okey dokers! :-D!! I LIKES PI!
Bigsofty77: apple, boysenberry, cherry, lemon meringue, chocolate cream, banana cream, strawberry rhubarb, pumpkin! Ick. Vampires no likey el pie.
123456789: not pie, pi: 3.14159265357989323… that's as far as I hav memorized (my friend kate has memorized the first 87 digits of pi, and my other friend Kevin has memorized where the pi button is on his calculator!)
Hotdoc64: y do u like pi?
123456789: …I don't know…huh, maybe I don't like pi. Leah, wut do I like?
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Lonelygirrl4: u like me, getting things for me when I ask 4 them, buying me nice things spontaneously, leaving when I ask u 2, and anything else that I request of you. Also, you like wearing CLOTHES!! I know that even jake wears PANTS!! Cover up cuz I DON'T need 2 c that!!
123456789: okey dokers!
Masochisticlion1: seth, y do u listen 2 leah?
123456789: I don't, she's just being nice enough to tell me more about me ever since I hit my head and got amnesia
Masochisticlion1: hey LEAH, how did seth hit his head?
Lonelygirrl4: well, we were cliff diving with the gang and seth ACCIDENTALLY jumped off of the wrong part of the cliff and fell to a ledge about twenty feet below…
Masochisticlion1: I c… well, I gotta go. Charlie just thought that he was going to surprise bella by taking her clothing shopping and buying her tons of cut little ruffly dresses. As much as I would ENJOY seeing her in them, I still think I should save her. BYE!!
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Hotdoc64: esme is calling, so if the house is a'collapsin, don't come a'knockin (it just doesn't sound goo all vampire-fied!)
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Emojazzy9: hmm, I can feel the lust rolling off of Alice…and Emmett…
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Bigsofty77: jazz is rite, I'm gonna go find rose 2 go take an unnessesary shower
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123456789: woah! I just got my memory back! LEAH U R SO DEAD!!