Chapter 1
"Renton, come on we're gonna be late for school !, said Eureka"
Eureka and Renton were going back to highschool, due to a complaint by the head of Bellforest education.
"I can't belive we did all that work for nothing, said Renton walkin down the stairs." "This is so totally lame, I mean I did the work, I took the test, is it my fault no one on the Gekko bothered to moderate our work ?"
"It's not just that, Renton, you weren't offically cleared to start homeschooling", said Axel
"Well why didn't you clear me, while I was gone", grumbled Renton.
"Maybe if you hadn't have taken off so quickly, we would've had time to talk about it !", yelled Axel.
"C'mon Renton, we're late", said Eureka, snatching Renton from the conversation and dragging him to Axel's car.
Eureka decided to go back to chool to experience a high school life, and to be there to support Renton.
"Man this car is a piece of trash", said Renton brushin off his and Eureka's seat, wich was covered wit food and dirt.
"It's alright, Renton, just try to relax, ok ?", asked Eureka.
Eureka kissed Renton wich made him blush, Renton put the car in drive and left everything else in the dust.
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Maurice, joined the 2nd grade class of Bellforest Elementary
Maeter joined the 1st grade class of Bellforest Elementary
Linck, joined the kidnegarden calss of Bellforest Elementary
When they arrived at school they each became uneasy knowing that they would have to split up to attend seperate classes.
"I don't wanna start public school !", cried Linck "I wanna go back home and learn there !"
"Linck get it together !", yelled Maurice. "We gotta do this !"
Maurice tried to act brave in a attempt to be a leader and to not be humiliated by Linck's ear piercing screech
"Scary cat scary cat, you a scary cat, teased Maeter.
"I am not !", shouted Linck.
As Maeter constantlly meowed at Linck, Maurice lead his brothers and sisters into the gates of the school.
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Eureka and Renton pulled up into teh highschool parking lot, muh to teh dismay of teh princapal, who Renton accidently bumped into on the way.
"Oops, sorry sir", said Renton, scratching his head in embarrasement. "I'm really no good at driving this thing".
"Then maybe you should rip up your license" said Princapal Pettely, fiercly. "I hate these stupid teenagers, who think that life is one big party", he said to himself. "Stay out my way ya basturd", he screamed before speeding off into the parking lot.
Renton was a little shaken up, but content that his car wasn't damaged. He pulled into teh parking lot, and when he stepped out he was sure to stay clear of Princapal Pettely.
"Wow we're not late" said Renton looking at his watch.
Him and Eureka spotted a bunch of kids, hanging out on the benches, near the lunchroom, and decided to wait there, until the bell rang.
"Hey, you two new here ?", asked one of the girls.
"Yeah, I'm Eureka and this is my husband Renton" Eureka replied. "
"Eh, we got like three other married couples here" said the girl. "You got any kids ?"
"Yes, three adopted"
"Well, first time I heard of anyone adopting a kid, easpecially three, and you're man here didn't leave you" the girl said with a slight laugh.
"I had them before I met Renton" Eureka replied.
The girl was in total shock by then, and went to tell teh other girls.
"Umm Eureka, do you know what you've done ?", asked Renton. "I think you just made me the school babydaddy ", he said with grief.
Just then the bell rang, and everyone rushed to thier classes, Renton and Eureka however spent alot of time looking for the classes but found them, just before the bell rang again.
"Hello class, I am Mr. Richardo, welcome to World History 500, this semester you will learn about the ancient study of black history, dating that it is black history month as of now,but if we have the time I will liek to include the history of military envolvement in the 'Battle of Trapar Freedom", said Mr Richardo.
In no time flat, everyone was bored out of thier mind of the, short, asian-like apperance, uninteresting voice of Mr. Richardo. As the time flew by Renton and Eureka were seemingly unoticed till Mr.Richardo actually looked at the class.
"Hey, aren't you Renton and Eureka Thurston !?", he said with great astonishment. "You two are world wide heros !" "How did you end up in this class"
Renton who was bored out his mind, let Eureka answer that question wich didn't really appeal to anyone but Mr.Richardo.
"Wow, well it is great to have you here guys, please feel free to ask if you need anything"
The bell rang much to the delight of Renton as he rushed with his fellow classmates out of the room, as him and Eureka headed to thier next class, they could hear people having conversation about them.
"So, what's next ?" asked Renton.
"Pyshical Education", said Eureka.
Renton then got the image of Eureka, in the blue shorts that were assigned as the P.E. uniform.
"Yeah lets go" he said dragging her to the auditorium.
There was two doors to the side entrance of the auditorium, one was for the girls the other was the boys, Eureka and Renton walked in while trying to remain a cool head.
"Man this kinda suxs", Renton thought to himself trying to avoid the image of everyone around him. "These guys have never heard of deoderant"
The air was then filled with the smell of Axe, wich caused Renton to think they heard his thoughts or somthing.
"Hey check this out", said one kid calling Renton over.
All the boys were crowded around a hole through the girls bathroom.
"What a bunch of perverts", he said to himself with a snicker.
"Hey this one blue haired girl i hot !",yelled one of the kids.
"WHAT !?", yelled Renton.
He ran up and decked the kid in the eye, wich caused a entire bathroom riot, where everybody was beating the holy hell out of eachother, in the end everyone was in the main office waiting for punishment by the vice princapal.
"Hey, isn't your husband the one who hit the pervert who was spying on us ?", asked a blue haired girl.
'Yes he is", replied Eureka.
"Well, tell him thank you, me and my girls are sick of them looking at us, while we're changing"
"Oh ok", Eureka said joyfully. "Maybe this wasn't so bad'
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END OF CHAPTER
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