My first attemt at a story,
using weird word system!
don't hate!
Oneshot :D

Disclaimer I do NOT own twilight..Wait Hold on my phone is ringing.

Me: Hello
Stephenie Meyer: I have decided to give you Twilight and all of the other stuff associated with Twilight!
Me: REALLY
Stephenie Meyer: no
Me:awwww

Bpov

I stepped into the ballet studio where I would face my death it was imminent

I would die and never see Edward again that! was the worst part.

then I heard it

"You get the besst of both worlds, chill it out take it slow, then you rock out the show!"

It was James

"JAMES WHAT THE CARLISLE ARE YOU DOING!" I exclaimed as I saw the man who was going to kill me wearing a, A HANNAH MONTANA WIG!

"UHH, I CAN EXPLAIN I SWEAR I CAN TRUST ME I CAN!" he stuttered nervously

"Go ahead, I dont even care if its a long story, I got time." I replied, pulling up an old chair.

"Well you see...I...HAVE A DAUGHTER!! AND SHE LOVES HANNAH MONTANA!" He shouted.

"aha! Vampires cant have children!" I figered "do you have any OTHER secrets that I should know about?"

"Eh, I am gonna kill you so I might as well tell you." James sighed

"what are you talking about??" I questioned

"I am Hannah Montana, WHY ELSE does she get so famous, My power isnt tracking. its, its hypnotizing!" he cried out.

"So let me get this straight. You, James the VAMPIRE, Are Hannah Montana. Teen pop sensation. But you only get your fans by hypnotising them through the t.v screen?"

"Yep pretty much says it all." He said cooly.

"I feel so Vilolated! I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA! and Emmett is going to be so dissapointed!" I cried as I said this.

"So do you want a Goodbye show!" He squeeled.

"Sure." I replied as I slipped into depression.

James quickly vanished into the dressing room. Just as quickly he reappeared with the Sparlky silver dress the shiny eyeliner and the blonde wig. "wow you really are hannah Montana!" I whispered to myself

Then the Cullens came.

"OH MY EYES! MY EYES! HANNAH MONTANA!! WOOO!" Emmett exclaimed

"Um...it's James, Emmett." I told him

"NOOOO! THIS IS WAY MORE DISTERBING THAN EXACTLY NESSICARY!" He cried

"Umm... I will be going now...Uhh, Don't tell the fans who I am!" James yelled as he jumped out a window.

Sooooooo thats what really happened!

The End!