Alright!! I'm excited for this one :

My first attempt at a Batman/Joker fanfic. No slash in this one, except for the usual Batman molesting and handcuffs ;

I'm a hardcore Joker fan, so of course I had to have at least one where joker wins x3

R&R Please

Sirens blared through the otherwise quiet city of Gotham. Painted red lips pulled back in a maniacal smile.
"Tonight's the night, Batsy" he giggled and took off.

"Please be careful Master Wayne." Alfred asked, his hands folded neatly in front of him.
"How many times have I told you? Don't worry about me Alfred." Bruce purred as he slipped on his Bat helmet.
With a flip of his cape, he released the Batgrappler and flew off.
Left alone, Alfred returned to the upper levels to start a pot of coffee.

Dust sifted though the air and bits of glass crunched under his heavy boots as Batman crossed the floor of a dank old factory building. The sonar traced Joker's whereabouts back to this old building. What could tat schizoid clown possibly want in this place?

"Batsy" a soft whisper flowed from the shadows.

Batman spun around towards the sound, pushing the sonar on. Nothing...no movement at all. This time, a high pitched giggle rang through the empty brick walls.

"What the hell is going on...?" Bat's mind growled.

He closed his eyes, listening for even the slightest ripple in the damp silence.

"Surprise!!" he cackled and lunged towards the masked figure, shoving the two into another room. A heavy door slammed down behind them.
Working quickly, Joker latched heavy silver handcuffs onto the Bat's wrists and a pair around his ankles. He knew they were strong enough to hold back the Bat and a shrill giggle slipped past his lips as he fixed Batman's position. On his knees and his hands caught behind his back.

"You're not going to get away with this Joker!" Batman growled deep in this throat.

"Oh on the contrary" he sing-songed, "I don't want to get away!"

He threw his head back and shrieked with delight. He danced in place a moment, clapping his hands giddily. Joker's foot came down on a bright red switch, and with a loud clap the room was filled with blinding white light. Batman winced and snarled in response.

"Oh Batsy dearie" Joker's voice lowered an octave, running his tongue over his ruby bottom lip, "Now you can see what I saw every day in Arkham"

He clutched Batman's face between his leather clad hands.

"WHITE, WHITE, WHITE!!" he screamed, "Nothing but white every day and night. No sleep, no closing my eyes to get away from it. NOTHING BUT WHITE!! But you," he pointed a crooked finger into the Bat's chest, "Mr. Shadow Man, you can hide in the dark all you want can't you?"

Joker bared his teeth, snarling at the Bat as he threw him down. He dived after him, landing on top of the heavy black armor. He peeled the violet leather from hiss hands and threw the material off to the side.

"Joker-" Batman barked before the other male's hand clamped his mouth shut.

"Ah, ah, ahh" he cooed, "You don't want me to get the duct tape, now do you?"

He cackled and licked his bright lips, removing his hand from Bat's mouth. He stood and delivered a heavy kick to the Bat's side.

"You know I don't really want to kill you Batsy" Joker scowled, "but what happens to all the fun if I can't draw a little blood every once in a while?"

He took his knife from his back pocket and held it to Batman's mouth.

"You know how I got these scars" he giggled maliciously, "How about I give you a nice matching set? Eh, Batsy??"

Batman writhed under Joker's brute strength. Along with the cuffs, he was defenseless. Had a simple pair of metal rings brought his defeat? No, there was nothing simple about it. The dog had finally caught his car. Now what is he to do with is? Play with it of course