Intro
All that could be heard in the Orochimaru lair that day were the sobs of Kabuto, crying hopelessly over the remains of his dead wife. If you hadn't known any better, you would have been oblivious to the fact that Kabuto was married to Orochimaru. But now, poor Kabuto, who sadly had not the ability to cope in society without a companion of some sort (whether it was a wife or mind-controlling Akatsuki members), had no one to be with him, and he could not bear to think of the loneliness.
But who had the nerve to slay Orochimaru, one of the Sound Village's most trusted leaders? Why did Kabuto not go out and avenge this deed? Sadly, Kabuto could not, for it was Sasuke, his adopted son.
(For those of you who are confused and have that stupid "Duh?" look on your face, you really should know this story is a sequel, and you may not understand it very well unless you've read the first story. But if you must know…)
Yes, Orochimaru and Kabuto were Sasuke's adoptive parents. But Sasuke was not here anymore. Just moments ago, Sasuke had dashed off, away from his father, to join the world after defeating his mother once and for all. Kabuto wailed bitterly, for he and Sasuke had had wonderful moments together. Sitting in the bloody mess of Orochimaru, he thought of the better times.
"Remember when I took him to the Toy Store for the first time?" he sobbed to Orochimaru's scary, white snake head. "'Member how he broke the train when we got home?" He paused, as he tried his best to smile, though it was hard. "He was such a fat child!" He rolled over and cried harder.
"Everything's ruin, honey!" he gasped. "Sasuke's gone, you're gone…!" He rolled back over and looked at Orochimaru again.
Suddenly he frowned. "…no…" he whispered. "…No. I'm a doctor, dammit! I won't let this stop me!" Carefully, he picked up Orochimaru's head and looked at it hard. "I'll do what I have to do…with science!"
Kabuto stayed in that lair for a long time. No one was quite sure what he was doing, but word of Orochimaru's defeat traveled far across the lands.
And everywhere Sasuke went, the rumors followed.
Author's Notes: Hahaha…yeah…
Just to say I'm trying to get things up. I think I may have some solid ideas for the first chapters, but I'm gonna say this now, this story's gonna be hard to pull off. For one thing, it's going to have to be based very closely to the actual story, which can be difficult to make funny. The first story was easier since the story never looked into what exactly happened in the lair for those three years.
Anyways, I'm gonna try and get this story off the ground. I hope when it's ready for viewing eyes, you'll enjoy it. I'll try to have fun with it like before. Chow!