Episode 3 wow, I say an accomplishment...anyways: this one's called The Sharpest Lives. I wanted to note on my title choices: they're to the songs that made me think of an idea for that episode. So they're a sort of soundtrack I guess. Anyways...

The Sharpest Lives scene one:

(JOAN and GOD are walking down the street.)

GOD: Why don't you ask Jacob out?

JOAN: (laughing) Are you telling me to go on a date?

GOD: (nodding his head yes) I want you to remember something that Ryan doesn't seem to understand. The sharpest lives are the most dangerous to lead.

JOAN: Okay topic jumper. So what's the game plan with this Ryan situation.

GOD: Joan, if I could tell you anything more without breaking the rules--

JOAN: Yeah, yeah, I know. You'd tell me everything. What I don't get is why you can't break your own rules.

GOD: Because it would show favoritism. Which would lead to anarchy.

JOAN: Not even a little hint?

GOD: Good-bye, Joan.

JOAN: Nothing?

GOD: Ask him out (does 'The Wave').

(The sun becomes oddly bright for the cloudy day, and then a sullen RYAN walks past JOAN without a word.)

JOAN: What are you: freakin' depressed?

RYAN: You know, Joan, bury your head in the sand...you're gonna lose this one.

JOAN: (Calling after him)Yeah, well, I've got God on my side!

RYAN: (Continuing to walk past her) Yeah, a 'god' that won't intervene...really great team.

JOAN: (To herself)Real smooth, Girardi, real smooth.

(LUKE and GRACE, GRACE'S room)

LUKE: So Yale?

GRACE: Yep...I applied for Harvard.

LUKE: And you didn't...

GRACE: (smiling) Made it to an interview.

LUKE: Who'd you tell off?

GRACE: (laughing in hysterics) The Dean of Admissions.

LUKE: (Rolling eyes and laughing) Beautiful....What did you do with Yale?

GRACE: They didn't ask my opinion, they asked for me to talk to them about just myself.

LUKE: That apparently went well?

GRACE: (laughing) No—but it's okay.

LUKE: What I don't get is why buy into the institution now?

GRACE: Because, I'm planning a total breech of the IVY League system.

LUKE: You're entirely serious.

GRACE: Yeah, so?

(LUKE motions for GRACE to come closer to him. LUKE then kisses GRACE as we fade to a commercial break....)

END OF SCENE ONE! REMEMBER REVIEW, it isn't hard to do...