"Those Lips"
Poshpuppy27: Hey guys! I'm back! I am so sorry if I haven't updated those other fics yet! What a horrible person I am! Anyways, this one will be the shortest fic I have ever written. It is a three-shot (maybe I'll make it into a two-shot…Hmm…) about our favorite couple. Claps There! I hope you'll at least enjoy this and if not, just please read and review! Thank you very much!
Rosette: Pfftt…Yeah right, as if anybody will read this. (Poshpuppy27: Gasp….R-really?! I am that horrible?! Sulks in one corner
Chrno: Rosette! That was very mean of you!
Rosette: What are you going to do about it Chrno? Dress up like a girl and cry with her too? sticks tongue out
Chrno: blushes Hey!
Poshpuppy27: evil laugh (Rosette and Chrno shivered)…Please do the honor of making the disclaimer you idiots….
Rosette: Who's THE idiot?!
Chrno: Rosette! Are you stupid?! She's the author of the story! She can make ANYTHING happen. Get it! gulps ANYTHING!
Rosette: Oh.
Chrno: Come on! Let's just do the cursed disclaimer.
Rosette & Chrno: Poshpuppy 27 does not own Chrno Crusade. If she did, Aion would be gay and Rosette & Chrno wouldn't die but instead would live happily ever after.
Rosette: What the--
Chapter 1: Sweet Temptation
The rain was pouring; they were both asleep in the car. A violet haired demon suddenly woke up, covered in sweat. He was gasping; there were a mixed evidence of nervousness, confusion, pain, regret, and something else written on his face. He looked at his partner (still sleeping, mind you) --a honey blonde haired girl sleeping right next to him. He relaxed, and then he smiled. The demon named Chrno, looked at the girl. He smiled, but then he frowned as he looked at the pocket watch she was wearing. The girl moaned which startled Chrno.
"Mmm…Don't run…Joshua" the girl said, and then she laughed in her sleep.
"Hehehehe…It's not bread, it's a shirt…Hehehehehe" the girl added. Chrno laughed quietly at this, then he stared softly at the girl's face while smiling, but then he stopped and stared at the girl's lips.
Chrno blushed.
Why?! Why?! Why?! Eew…Stop it me! He thought. He looked away. Rosette Christopher he said his partner's name in his mind, albeit he doesn't know the reason why. The image of her face sleeping and her lips flashed in his mind. He blushed again this time and he panicked. As Chrno panicked, he didn't notice that Rosette muffled some words in her sleep and then slowly placed her head upon Chrno's right shoulder.
Chrno stiffened when he felt Rosette's head rest at his shoulder, but after looking at the calm face of Rosette sleeping, he relaxed.
"Aaah…You reckless girl" Chrno whispered as he gently brushed Rosette's stray hair away from her face. He stroked Rosette's hair gently to not wake her up.
"Rosette" he whispered affectionately. He looked at her with loving and gentle eyes as his hand moved from her hair to her cheek, he began to stroke it soothingly. He studied her face with those mysterious crimson colored eyes. But something made him stop his peaceful observation; something made him blush and made his heart pound loudly. Do you know what it is dear reader?
Ah yes, Rosette's lips.
Chrno thought at first, Rosette looked like an angel sleeping (and only at this time she looked peaceful), but then came those lips. Chrno stared at it, he was already sweating.
"No! No! I should stop this nonsense already!" Chrno thought nervously, as he tried to talk himself out of it. But he couldn't resist it; he stared at Rosette's lips. They were plump, pinkish, luscious lips. Chrno felt his own lips burn, desiring for Rosette's lips, what drove Chrno near the brink of insanity was when Rosette licked her lips because they were dry. Chrno could hear Rosette's lips saying "Kiss me! Kiss me! I know you want me! Mwah! I'm kissable!"
Chrno ended up pulling his hair while muttering "No! Don't! I'm not a pervert! I don't like Rosette's lips! Yadda! She'll kill me if I even--Waahh! Darn!"
Rosette snuggled more and soon found herself facing Chrno's neck. Chrno stiffened again; he looked at Rosette and then sighed in relief. His muscles tensed and his blood all went to his face as he felt Rosette breathe in his neck.
Nope. I'm a decent demon….Guy! Demon-guy! I should fix her in a position suitable for her to sleep Chrno thought. So he placed his hand in Rosette's shoulder and his other hand at the back of Rosette's head when he found himself getting closer to Rosette's face.
No! Stop! Stop! Chrno thought out loud but his body wasn't listening.
His face came closer and closer to Rosette's until they ere only a few centimeters apart.
Chrno's face was burning. He prayed to all the gods and the Saints that the next thing that will happen won't happen. But it happened anyway.
"Huh?! C-Chrno…W-what are you d-doing?" Rosette asked, confused, as she opened her eyes. Immediately, Chrno's head jerked back and stared outside the window.
He prayed silently that Rosette would forget that event or that she was still too sleepy to remember. Pfftt…yeah, right…As if!
Chrno was still blushing and was sweating.
"Chrno!" Rosette said furiously. What happened to her image as an angel awhile ago?
Oh my goodness…She's going to bring be back to hell…I like her better when she is sleeping Chrno thought. Chrno turned to his side hesitantly.
"Hm?" was all he could manage to say.
"What were you doing while I was sleeping?"
"Umm…Err…Nothing."
"Pervert! Ja, why was your face so close to mine when I woke up?"
"I was just checking…If umm…You…Were…Okay" Chrno stammered, looking for a lame excuse.
"Well, then why are you blushing and sweating if you were just checking if I was okay?! Why are you so nervous then?" Rosette smirked, shooting all of these awkward questions to him. She knew it worked every single time.
Chrno stopped moving. He turned bright pink.
"Pervert!" Rosette yelled to him as she slapped Chrno at the back of his head.
"Ow!" Chrno complained. Suddenly the phone rang. Rosette picked the phone up as she glared at Chrno (But if you look closely at her face; there was the faintest blush you've ever seen)
Chrno sweat dropped.
"Hello?!" Rosette yelled at the receiver.
"Why, Miss Rosette. I am deeply hurt and surprised that you are shouting at me. I'm sorry, am I disturbing something?" It was Father Remington. Rosette's face quickly turned red.
"Uh-uh..Father Remington! I'm sorry! Uh…It was…Uh--"Rosette stammered, lost for words. On the other side, Father Remington chuckled. Chrno sighed, embarrassed for Rosette. Rosette jabbed his ribs with one finger. Chrno curled up in pain and Rosette smirked.
"What is it Father Remington?" Rosette asked in a sugary sweet voice. Chrno shuddered. Rosette hit him with her boot. She scowled at Chrno this time.
"I need the both of you to go back here as soon as possible. I have a secret mission to give you" Father Remington said seriously. Rosette nodded and they both said their goodbyes and placed the telephone down. Rosette started driving fast and recklessly.
"ROSETTE! WHY ARE YOU IN A HURRY TO DRIVE?!" Chrno yelled with fear. Rosette suddenly stopped the car and Chrno's face kissed the glass of the car.
"OW! WHAT THE HECK!" Chrno yelled at Rosette.
"You told me I was in a hurry" Rosette sneered. Chrno sweat dropped.
"I'll explain everything to you in the way" Rosette said as she started to drive recklessly again.
"And I'll DEAL with you later" Rosette threatened.
Chrno gulped.
Poshpuppy27:And Cut! More torturing for Chrno later! Kyaa So cute! Sorry for such a short chapter. Read and review! Ja ne