Billy Rex silently tiptoed across the frozen tundra of his terra, his black boots clicking softly on the ice.

He pulled is black ski mask down. He tucked his gloved hands into his black coat, producing a pair of black shades which he placed over his mask. In case anyone was watching, he attempted to unconspiciously loosen his black belt, which was way too tight over his black pants. He needed to lay off the sundaes.

Billy Rex examined his dark image in the ice, tucking his ears into his mask. He was so....ninja-like. He enjoyed it. It made him look...attractive.

Grinning broadly under the black wool, he walked confidently from his hiding spot. There it was...the Atmos Postal Service.

The delivery man eyed Billy Rex's outfit strangely, handing him a large package. He signed the form with an illegible scribbly and quickly pranced away with his treasures.

Back in his hiding spot, Billy Rex excitedly tore open the weathered cardboard. Inside was a colorful kit wrapped in plastic, with a large handbook called, "How to Successfully Decorate an Easter Egg".

OOO

I know. It's random. It's short. It's.....EASTER EGGS! YAY!

Happy Spring, everyone....