A/N: Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated in like, forever, but the point is, I'm back and I've got a brand new chapter! (Better late than never, right?)


Leshawna felt a bit annoyed right now. She had probably found over twenty eggs in the house but so far, at least twelve of them were jack-in-the-boxes, milk bombs, or firecrackers, leaving her with only fifteen eggs inside her basket.

"Hiya Leshawna," Heather said, approaching the other girl. Apparently she had gone back to looking for eggs standing up and had chosen to walk by Leshawna right after she picked up a small red egg. Needless to say, she wasn't exactly making her mood get any better.

"Still mad about your stick of a boyfriend leaving?" she asked, needling Leshawna more.


Confessional Cam: Leshawna

"Alright, I'm trying to learn to keep myself in control when I'm around Heather, no matter how much I want to punch her witch nosed face in."


Leshawna clenched her fists around her newly found egg but made no sign of responding to Heather's question. The other girl smirked, knowing she was getting under her skin.

Walking off, she said back to her as she left, "Make sure you don't eat the eggs,"

That did it. Leshawna lifted her egg up and threw as hard as she could against the back of Heather's head. As it turned out, the egg she had found was a bad egg and was filled with red fire ants. The egg cracked open and the ants spilled all over Heather's head.

"What the-? Ah! AHHHH!" Heather screamed, running off. Leshawna laughed and called after her, "Yeah, you can keep that egg! Think of it as a present!"


Noah, still in the small, dark room, was in a fetal position and was repeating, 'Never getting out, never getting out,' over and over again.

Suddenly, a small groan erupted over his mutterings. He looked up trying to squint through the pitch blackness.

"Who's there!?" Noah yelled, jumping up to his feet.

He started to hear footsteps coming closer to him.

"Don't you dare touch me! I have an…" Noah looked around for the closest thing he could find to a weapon. "Easter…basket." Noah sighed, his old cynical self coming back for a moment before he realized what danger he could be in.

Suddenly, the thing grabbed him by the shoulder and he let out a scream.

"Shhh!" Duncan said, shushing him. "I'm not too sure how I got here but It's just me, man. Duncan."

Noah breathed a sigh of relief before pausing and screaming again. "Crap! Stuck in a cramped, pitch-black room with a punk. How could this get any worse!?" he yelled, saying the last part as loudly as he could.


Gwen suddenly looked up from reaching her arm down a mouse hole. Apparently Bridgette had heard the faint yell as well, since she was looking around for the source.

"Okay," Gwen started, "That time I heard it."

"What do you think it is?" Bridgette asked her, still looking around.

"Who knows? In a show like this, what can you expect?"

"Hello? Hello?" The two girl were caught off by what appeared to be a stumbling vase with a pair of legs at the bottom.

"Is anyone around me?" it asked before crashing into a wall and falling onto the floor.


Confession Cam: Gwen

"This show just keeps getting weirder and weirder."


Confession Cam: Katie (With Vase)

She stumbled inside and falls onto the chair. "W-where am I?" she asks, trying to steady herself but just ends up falling back onto the floor.

"Aw man, I wish someone would just get me out of this thing!"


Ezekiel walked into the kitchen to find Geoff and Courtney chatting about something. Well, at least Geoff was trying to chat about something while Courtney was looking very annoyed and was trying to ignore him.

"Oh, hey guys!" Ezekiel said waving to them cheerfully as he walked in and stood next to Geoff. Courtney tore her gaze away from Geoff and looked at Ezekiel for a moment before glaring at him.

"Sexist twerp!" she spat before stomping out of the room. There was a tense silence for a moment before Ezekiel turned to Geoff and started to say, "So how many-?"

"Sorry dude," Geoff said cutting him off and turning away from him. "Can't talk to you. The guys say you're bad luck."

"What? Why?" Ezekiel asked, confused.

"Uh, um, what was that DJ?" Geoff said, trying to get out of the conversation. "Oh, you need some help finding more eggs? Sure I'll help!"

Geoff quickly walked out of the kitchen, leaving Ezekiel alone. Beth, who had just found an egg and was shaking it to try to guess what was inside, happened to walk by the entrance of the kitchen and heard him sigh. Peering in, she saw him lean against the counter with a downtrodden look on his face.


Confession Cam: Beth

"I feel bad for Ethekiel. He doethn't detherve to be treated like that just becauthe of one little mithtake."


Looking at him, Beth felt a little bad for not talking to him more, but she was interrupted by a small buzzing sound that was coming from the egg she had just found. Hearing that, she thought of an idea and smiled to herself.

Shaking the egg, she threw it into the kitchen on the opposite side, distracting Ezekiel making him leave his basket behind.

As quickly as she could, Beth sneaked in and took a handful of eggs from her thirty and dumped them into Ezekiel's basket. She smiled to herself before quickly running out of the room, not even turning back to see his reaction.

Coming back from chasing a random hornet from an egg out of the room, Ezekiel went back to his basket to find not two, but seven eggs inside. He looked surprised and looked around for where the eggs might have come from.

Seeing no one, Ezekiel picked up his basket, looked up and clasped his hands together. "Um…Thank you?"


Lindsay and Tyler were still patting on the wall, trying to find some sort of secret trapdoor.

"Found anything?" Lindsay asked.

"Nope. Not a-" Tyler was cut off when suddenly, after patting one of the blocks, an portion of the wall slid down into the ground showing a small walkway that was cut off by a rather large hole. But that wasn't the only thing that shocked the two, another thing that caught their eye was a golden egg just teetering at the edge of where the walkway ended.

Lindsay and Tyler gasped. They were both silent for a moment before Tyler slowly walked towards the egg. Lindsay was frozen as the egg continued to teeter.

Just as Tyler was just about to grab the egg-

"AH-CHOO!" Lindsay sneezed. Tyler gasped as the egg fell over the edge. He turned around and looked at Lindsay, who was staring down at the hole with wide eyes.


Back inside the dark, cramped room, Noah was back in his fetal position and was muttering incoherently while Duncan was pacing back and forth trying to figure a way out of there.

"There has to be a way out of here," Duncan said pacing back and forth. "There has t- Ow!"

Stopping his mumbles, Noah looked up and asked him, "What?"

"Something just hit me on the head," Duncan said rubbing his head.

Feeling something roll onto his feet, Noah reached to grab it. Squinting, he could see that it was an outline of an egg but he couldn't tell the color of it.

"It's just an egg," he called to Duncan. Duncan shrugged and was about to go back to pacing back and forth before he realized something. How could the egg have fallen unless there was some sort of opening. Looking up, he smiled to himself when he saw a small opening of light.

"Noah, I think I found a way out of here," he said, catching the other teen's attention once more.


"Can you reach it?" Duncan asked him. Trying to reach the opening, Noah got onto Duncan's shoulders to try to get to it.

"I-I'm like, two feet from the edge," Noah called down, trying to reach the opening.

"Okay, I'm going to count to three," Duncan said.

"Huh? Wait a minute-" Noah started, looking down at him.

"One, two, three!" Duncan yelled throwing Noah up before he could even finish. With the extra boost, Noah quickly shook off the shock and grabbed the edge and climbed up to the surface. Leaning down as far as he could, he was able to just barely pull Duncan up.

"Yes! Light!" Noah said running out of the archway and into the hallway. "Finally, we're out of- Would you quit shining that golden egg in my face!?"

Duncan had been carrying the egg in his pocket and the two gasped when they realized what they had found.

"Times up, contestants!" Chris suddenly yelled through the castle with his megaphone.


"Well, it looks like some of you had some fun," Chris said while looking around at the contestants. Heather was scratching her new ant bites while Leshawna was smirking at her. Katie had been led by Beth to where they were suppose to be going and was currently trying to slip herself out while Beth tried to pull it off of her. Trent and Justin were covered head-to-toe in soot and Trent coughed out some of the black substance.

"But what matters is who won." Everyone looked at him hopefully.

"It looks like nobody found the golden egg," Chris said, walking around and looking in everyone's baskets. Lindsay and Tyler looked down with ashamed looks on their faces.

"Wait!"

"We found it!"

Chris was interrupted by Noah and Duncan running towards them out of breath, with Duncan carrying the golden egg. The others gawked at them as they ran up to give Chris their egg.

"Well then," Chris said, taking the egg from them. "Looks like you two have invincibility and have the power to pick seven more people to be safe for three more days. You two will stay and tell me who you want to stay and I will announce it at dinner tonight. As for the rest of you; It's lunchtime!"


Confession Cam: Beth

"Of coursth I'm disthappointed that I didn't win, but I guesth that'th the way it ith sthometimeth, right?"


Confession Cam: Tyler

"How the heck did they find the egg!?"


Confession Cam: Heather

"Noah better give me invincibility otherwise he will pay!"


At dinner that night, everyone was trying to stomach Chef's gross food. Geoff mashed potatoes had grabbed his fork and he was trying to protect himself from it with his tray. Eva was tearing at her seemingly alive meatloaf before it ran away from her tray. Trent was trying to help Gwen by wrestling her sketchbook away from her still alive chicken.

"Everyone!" Chris shouted, catching everyone's attention. "It's time for me to announce the invincibility list. Of course, this includes Noah and Duncan since they found the golden egg, and joining them will be…"

Everyone held there breaths, hoping they got on Noah or Duncan's good side throughout the competition.

"Courtney and Geoff," Courtney hugged Duncan and Geoff bumped fists with him.

"Leshawna and Cody," Cody smiled at Noah and he nodded back.

"Gwen and Katie," The two were not sure who let them stay so they gave their thanks to both of them. Heather was glaring at Noah intensely from where she was sitting. If her name wasn't called next, there would be hell to pay.

"And the last spot for invincibility goes to…" Chris said, trailing off. The remaining people held their breaths and crossed their fingers.

"Heather."

"What!?" various people around the room shouted. They were looking at the two in astonishment. Why would they let Heather, of all people, have invincibility?


Confession Cam: Noah

"Heather better be glad I saved her butt from elimination. I had to win an arm wrestling match with Duncan to get her in there!" He rubs his arm. "Even I'm not that sure how I won."


As the teens exited the dining hall to head of towards their rooms, Noah pulled Heather back for a second and whispered to her, "This is a one time deal, are we clear?"

Heather smirked as she looked Noah. "Crystal."


Confession Cam: Heather

"Ha! I can totally wrap these losers around my finger!"


Confession Cam: Bridgette

She sighs. "Oh, this is going to be really hard. Who am I going to vote off?"


Confession Cam: Beth

"I really hope Ethekiel doesn't get voted off."


Confession Cam: Eva

"Alright, it's either the most annoying person in the house or the most dumbest person in the house. I'm leaning towards the most annoying one. The other one's alright and she's not much competition,"


Confession Cam: Ezekiel

"Oh, I know who I'm voting for, eh. She's seems to be one of the more harder people to work with."


Confession Cam: Izzy

"Izzy pretty much has to vote for this person," she says as she has her legs behind her neck. She then points to her temple. "This person's mind isn't as advanced as Izzy's is, and this person will just slow Izzy down!"


"Hello there losers!" Chris said as he grinned at the ten teens walked into the Parlor of Phailure with all their things packed. There were a few glares but overall the group seemed to remain emotionless.

His grin quickly disappeared as he held up a plate that contained eight marshmallows. "Right now, I see ten teens before me. However, after this ceremony, only nine will be left standing."

"When I call your name please come up here," he said as he picked up the first marshmallow. "DJ."

DJ walked up to claim his marshmallow.

"Bridgette, Izzy." Bridgette sighed happily in relief as Izzy let out a 'Woohoo!"

"Eva, Beth." The two girls stood to get their treats.

"Justin, Leshawna."

There were now only three teens left. Tyler, Lindsay and Ezekiel.

Chris looked at them for a moment before throwing one of the two marshmallows to Zeke. He seemed to look at it in astonishment before grabbing his stuff to join the other campers. Lindsay and Tyler gasped.

"Lindsay," Chris called. The blonde looked up hopefully. Seeing her looking at him with those eyes, Chris frowned and shook his head. "Sorry babe, you've got to go."

Lindsay gasped and let out a sob before hugging Tyler. Everyone waved to her as she started to head out for the door.

"Goodbye you guys! I'm going to miss you all!" she said as she passed everyone. At the end of the line was Tyler, who was looking down at the ground sadly.

Lifting his head up so his eyes could meet hers Lindsay said, "But I'm going to miss you the most, Tyler."

Tyler looked at her, astonished, as did everyone else even after she kissed him and walked out of the doors and into the Limo of Losers.

There was a long moment of shocked silence.

"…Wow dude," Chris said clapping Tyler on the back. "Your girl leaves right when she remembers your name. That must really suck."

Tyler, who was still looking after Lindsay, answered with, "It really does, Chris. It really does."


A/N: Oh, poor Lindsay! I really screwed her over, didn't I? How will Tyler cope now that his girlfriend's gone? Find out, in the next installment of Show of Hands: Who Signed Up for This Willingly?