The Jasper and the Ed, Prolouge- The theme song

I watched as my true love slept soundly, murmuring about cats. I heard my cue, a light rap on the window. I opened it to let my faithful sidekick Jasper in.

"What are we going to do tonight, Edward?" He asked, eyes shining.

"The same thing we do every night Jasper. We're going to take over the world." I answered matter of factly. I heard Emmett start to sing our theme song from the tree beside Bella's window.

"They're Jasper and Ed

Yes, Jasper and Ed

One is a genius

The other's brain is led.

They're vampires with spice

Their genes have been spliced

They're Jazzy and Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed

Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed

Ed.

Before each night is gone

Their plan will be unfurled

By the breaking of the dawn

They'll take over the world.

They're Jasper and Ed

Yes, Jasper and Ed

Their twilight campaign

Is easy to explain.

To prove their vamp-ish worth

They'll overthrow the Earth

They're Jazzy and Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed

Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed

Barf!" I rolled my eyes when he was done. We should fix that. But for now, I had already come up with a plan...

A/N: OMG I am majorly hyper right now. So, this is a little bit twisted... Anywho, there's this t.v show, the pinky and the brain. They're mice, and at night they try to take over the earth. It's quite hilarious. SO! I saw a bumper sticker on facebook that says "What do you want to do tonight Edward?" "The same thing we do every night Jasper! TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Which is what the pinky and brain say right before the theme song. And this story just BEGGED to be written. I have to work out the theme song kinks...it's a spoof of the real one. Oh god...well, if you hate it, tell me. But it'll be hilarious. Think about it: Jasper, Edward and Emmett trying to take over the world? Oooh, I'm iching to write it! Me and my crazy mind... please consider that it is 1 am, so anything coming out of my brain at this hour is going to be down right insane. Sorry for the huge A/N!