K, so...this is my first fanfic, so I figured that I would start with some thing simple. So here goes...oh, don't forget to R&R. Hit or Miss? Yay or Nay?? I MUST KNOW!!
Disclaimer: No, of course I don't own Twlight or Edward Cullen. In what parallel dimension do you live in where I would ever be that lucky?! Let me know, and I might pay it a visit...
Chapter one: Alice's game and...ESME'S CHEATING ON CARLISLE?!
PillowBiter1901: Edward
HotDog: Jacob
RunsW/Wolves: Nessie
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: Emmett
DrCarlizzzzle: Carlisle
(srsly)YoMama: Esme
Shopping Spree: Alice
DaChillPill Jasper
Beautiful.X.Blonde: Rosalie
Bite x Me: Bella
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PillowBiter1901: um...Bella?
Bite x Me: ...yeah?
PillowBiter1901: You are already a vampire...
Bite x Me: And...?
PillowBiter1901: What's with ur screen name?
Bite x Me: Oh. Just emotionally attached. Ahh, good times...
PillowBiter1901: ahh, yes, all those wonderful times that I almost killed you...
Bite x Me: ...I didn't mind...
PillowBiter1901: Of course you didn't.
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Bite x Me: Hey, Alice, Jazz...Emmett?
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: Pshhh...yeah. Who else wold have a sn as awesome as this other than ur own hime-skillet?
Bite x Me: ...
Shopping Spree: ...
DaChillPill: what...the...f?
PillowBiter1901: my words exactly.
DaChillPill: and while we're on the topic of screen names...would you care to explain yours, Eddy?
PillowBiter1901: Uh...it's...a...long story.
Shopping Spree: we have time.
Bite x Me: uh...-blushes-
DaChillPill: oh. OH. Well, never mind, then.
Shopping Spree: awkward...
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: fo-shizzle, mah home slice.
Bite x Me: no.
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: NO WHAT?!
Bite x Me: don't EVER say that. EVER.
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: ur not my mom.
Bite x Me: fine. But if you get to act gangster, I get to act emo.
DaChillPill: uh...sorry, Bella, already taken.
Bite x Me: fine. I'll act valley girlish then.
Shopping Spree: OH! OH! ME TOO!
PillowBiter1901: oh please, please no...
Shopping Spree: OMIGOSH, BELLA!! did you SEE those shoes?! the other girls were all, "yahhh...I'm sooo gettin those" but we were all like, "nuh-uh" and they were like, "uhhhh-huh" and then we said, "oh no you didn'tttt" and we, like, snapped r fingerz in a z- formation and we're like "mmmmhmmm." and we went all up in there and bought those shoes, grrrrl.
Bite x Me: OH YAHHH! And then they all went—
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: AHH MAKE IT STOP!! SPARE MEEEEEE!
Bite x Me: only if you stop being obnoxious.
DaChillPill: Bella, you do realize that you just asked the impossible, right?
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: HEY!!
Bite x Me: -sigh- figures. Okay, then only if you are less obnoxious than you are now. K?
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: sure. There's just one problem: idunno how to change my sn...
Shopping Spree: I DO!! Watcha want ur name to be?
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: uh-uh. Do NOT hack my account.
PillowBiter1901: hey Bella?
Bite x Me: yes?
PillowBiter1901: is that another reason you wont change ur sn? Cuz, that's been ur sn ever since Alice forced you to get an AIM, and you've never changed it...
Bite x Me: uh...well...that was certainly a part of it...
Shopping Spree: I'LL CHANGE URS TOO!! WAIT— LETS MAKE IT A GAME!!
PillowBiter1901: oh joy...another game...
Shopping Spree: Eddy... -evil glare-
PillowBiter1901: I'm sorry. Did I not show the proper level of enthusiasm? I meant; WOO-HOO! Fantastic. Oh, and NEVER CALL ME THAT.
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Shopping Spree:Rosalie! Nessie! Esme! Carlisle! Jake! You guys made it just in time for my game!!
HotDog, DrCarlizzzzle, (srsly)YoMama , RunsW/Wolves, Beautiful.X.Blonde in unison: wonderful.
PillowBiter1901:haha...that's what I said.
Shopping Spree:shut it, Eddy.
PillowBiter1901: DON'T CALL ME THAT.
HotDog: Woah, Eddy, what's with the name?
DaChillPill:don't ask.
HotDog: oh. Well. Alright then.
Shopping Spree:ANYWAY. BACK TO MY GAME.
PillowBiter1901: oh, I'm sorry, does it bother you that we momentarily ignored you?
Shopping Spree:YES. VERY MUCH SO.
PillowBiter1901: haha.
Shopping Spree: ignoring. ANYWAY. My game is: Emmett, you get to change Rosalies sn, and Rosalie, you changed Emmetts. Edward, change Bellas and Bella change Edwards. Jazz, change mine and I'll change urs. Esme change Carlizzzles and Carlizzzle, you will change Esmes. Jake change Nessies and Nessie you'll change Jakes. Get it?
PillowBiter1901: Jake, nothing inappropriate, got it?
HotDog: sure, sure.
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: Esme, have you been cheating on Carlisle?? Who is this 'Carlizzzle'?
PillowBiter1901: idiot.
DaChillPill: LOL
(srsly)YoMama: Emmett, Carlizzzle is Carlisle's screen name.
DrCarlizzzzle: Yes, Emmett. It's me.
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: nuh-uh. I still think ur cheating.
(srsly)YoMama: -sigh-
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: SEE!!
Beautiful.X.Blonde: drop it, Emmett. Yes, you are an idiot, but ur my idiot :)
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: awww...thanx Rose :)
DaChillPill: LOL
Beautiful.X.Blonde: -giggle-
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: wait...HEY!!
Bite x Me: I hate to admit it, but...this actually sounds fun...except for 2 things: one, Edward, I don't kno ur password. And two, I still don't know how to change the sn.
Shopping Spree: his password is 'Bella'.
Bite x Me: doesn't solve #2.
Shopping Spree: ugh. I'll show you. C'mon.
Bite x Me: thanx Alice.
PillowBiter1901: WAIT! Bella, I don't know ur password.
Shopping Spree: it's 'Edward'. Now let's GO.
HotDog: Aww...it's so sweet...it makes me gag.
RunsW/Wolves: -giggles-
Shopping Spree: alright, now go and change each others screen names...NOW!
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I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: fo-shizzle.
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: ...
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: shoobiddy-doo-bop
I'mFlyAndYouKnowIt: ...
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A/N OOHHHH...cliffhanger!! Not really. Just tune in to see what strange names they will come up with for each other...Just R&R for me to continue...just one teensy-weensy reveiw and I will continue. More is always appriciated, and I will be happy to take any recommendations you have for the new screen names :) kthanxbye
– Jazz