AN: I'M BACK YOU FUCKERS! Currently obsessed with Kingdom Hearts, and its been a whle since I wrote anything Naruto related.... SAD! Poor Akatsuki got neglected biiig time! Well for all those who are following this story, TIEM FOR MOAR AKATSUKI HALLOWEEN BASH! Aren't yall excited?
Sasori: Hmm... You do know, it's been a while since you wrote Akatsuki crack. Maybe you should try reading Jen's fics again...
AN: WTF ARE YA CRAZY?
Deidara: Yes I think so, un. Danna is a crazy batshit lady!
Sasori: Brat...
Deidara: Eep! Un.
AN: neways, I'm kinda so excited for Halloween. Hopefully once I start writing more Akatsuki crack, I'll be updaitng more recently, and I can get on with my depressed life.
Tobi: Disclaimer?
AN: Yes..
Tobi: Tobi and Co. do not own anything except their hearts.... PLEASE DON'T USE THE KEYBLADE ON TOBI AND CO., SORA!
AN: ONWARD MARCH! TO HALLOWEEN!
Konan was giddy. She was a giddy ol girl with two feet, one mouth, and two hands. She clapped, she jigged, and she shouted from inside WalMart. Why was she so goddamned giddy? Because she just bought Kingdom Hearts 3. She ran amuck all over once it was in her hands, ending up at a cashier. She couldn't stop bouncing, and was afraid to hand it over to the clerk so she could ring it up... She looked at her employee badge. The clerks name happened to be Mrs. Fuck Off.
Smirking, Konan pressed her, " What kind of name is Mrs. Fuck Off? My name happens to be Mrs. Fuck Me... I'm bottom yanno!" The blue haired Akatsuki giggled at the Clerks bewildered face. The clerk just wanted to go home, so she could make Halloween cookies for her kids... and here was a customer barking up her tree. Well she happened to have dogs, not cats.
"JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN GAME SO I CAN GO HOME YOU STUPID FREAK!" What an outburst... It was like Sasori with his Neutrogena. Sad, embarassing, and pathetic. He really needs to get a new hobby. She mused, and handed over the game, reluctantly.
"Finally you stupid blue haired dumbass! OMG I'm gonna kill Patterson." Konan quirked an eyebrow at this clerks unneeded comment, and took out her clutch from nowhere. No one knew where it came form on her bodice, and even Pein was trying to figure it out still, having seen her good bits plenty of times before. She took out cash, about a hundred, and handed it to the cashier. She then took the game and ran out of WalMart, only ro run smack dab into a Sora cosplayer.
Shame for her, she thought he was real. "OMG ITS YOU! I LOVE YOU SORA! WHERE'S ROXAS?" Followed by a glomp and two security smack downs, she rambled her way home... with the game hidden in her bra.
When she arived back home, she noticed a putrid smell... She looked all over the floor, and screamed in disgust and horror. Sasori was rolling in smashed pumpkin, and licking Mr. Lemons, who looked dead. One of the Pein's then happened to jump up on her grill, and get knocked back down by Kakuzu's tentacles. Deidara giggled again from the kitchen.
Konan fell over, and turned into paper, only to be cummed on by Zetsu, who popped out of the grounf holding Hidan's cursing head. Another Pein tumbled into the living room, followed by Kisame and Itachi, who had feces smeared on his body.
This was a typical Halloween in their lives.
Kosame giggled as she watched all this from the basement, having sneaked away from the chaos a long while ago. Behind her tied up was the remaining Peins, lined up in a row with their mouths taped shut, and their limbs cuffed together. She cooed and stroked the original Pein's hair, who trembled under her touch.
"Soon my friends... the zombies will rule." The basement was filled with insane laughter, only to be interrupted by Kankurou coming down and throwing a shoe at her head.
"BATMAN! WHY?" Loud piercing sobs filled the room.
It felt good to write that :D