ONE-OH-SIX-SEVEN, KBPI!
The station that Rocks the Rockies!
LIVE FROM MORRISON, COLORADO AT RED ROCKS AMPHITHEATER, IT'S METALLICA AND DETHKLOK IN CONCERT!
With your host, MC SamuraiMaster!
"Yo MC S.M. here, at Red Rocks amphitheater, on 106.7 KBPI. And man, what a hell of a time we're all gonna have down here, with Metallica and Dethklok, or as I now like to call it, Metalliklok. This is easily the best selling concert in the history of music. I mean, seriously, the Beatles would be jealous if they hated wither bands, or were even still alive.
KBPI is going on the air around the world at this time for this one event. Earlier we had Rick Rubin come in and I talked with him, he said, the set list is extremely brutal, and the bands have sounded amazing in rehearsal together.
"He didn't give us much details about the assassination attempt made on Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield, but the name was finally revealed by him to the public. Get this...you will be totally shocked. The killer was Ron McGovney, the first actual bassist for Metallica! I still wonder why he tried to do that That's just fucked up.
"I cannot fucking wait for this thing to start. I got a hell of a nice view, am recording this for the live album set to come out next week, and broadcasting live for the entire fucking world. This is a fucking dream come true for me. And I'm completely safe! I've got a bullet-proof glass case around me, and cigars to last the night. I am ready! Oh, and the best part? It was all free for me!
"Back in a minute, stay here, you're listening to METALLIKLOK!"
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"We're back, and only a half an hour out from a night of metal! Update on the status around the world and here at the moment. The news has it that most of the world is in anarchy and has literally stopped all business to see or listen in on this concert alone. Once the concert's over...expect more riots, and business to return.
"Oh wow, a little disturbing news, New Jersey has just been nuked by frantic fans in riots. But I'm sure that news can wait for now. Besides, the government is probably on it...or not.
"Currently here, fan death toll has gone up to at least 850 deaths so far. Some mosh pits have formed already and there's no music playing. The highway is literally packed. The sea of fans doesn't seem to end, in fact I can see little fireworks being shot off in the back.
"Hey, we got a fly over coming our way...HOLY SHIT! Some missile just blew up one of the jets! The debris is raining down from the sky and onto the fans below! Oh wow! Watch out! Ha ha, that's brutally funny.
"OH before I forget, this is to go on the air since the bands are listening right now. I have a personal note to everyone from Kirk Hammett.
It reads,
'Hey fans, hope you're just as excited as we fucking are about tonight! Hope you have one hell of a fucking time! I SCHOOLED SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF ON GUITAR HERO!'
"Back in a few minutes!"
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"We are five minutes away fro performance! This crowd is getting extremely loud! I seriously gotta shout so you can hear me! I hope you all can hear me just fine, it's a sight to behold right now! Fireworks have just started going off in Denver in the back ground, and fireworks are going off like crazy here too!
"Wait! I'm hearing music! It's the 'Ecstasy of Gold'! The crowd is going nuts right now! I am hearing a a loud rumble too! This is really awesome!
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"The recording is just ending! The crowd is starting to settle. WHOA! We got the beginning of 'That Was Just Your Life' starting, I recognize that heartbeat! This is so brutal!
"THE STAGE IS OPENING! THERE THEY ARE! IT'S METALLIKLOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"