4

First Burdock City then the World

It was not long before our presence was noticed when we arrived in Burdock City. Unfortunately, it was first noticed by a police officer. Normally this would not be a problem, but the people of Burdock City see wild, fully evolved pokemon as a threat to society. Thus, did he order in a squad of pokemon rangers. Enraged by the thought of authority being sent to handle this situation through temporary control, Feralligatr then bit the head off of the cop. But the cop's speaker was still active and the rangers were able to hear the cop scream in agony as Feralligatr devoured him with the utmost pleasure! So obviously they sent over an elite squad of rangers. "Nice going Feralligatr!" I said sarcastically. "You just made it so that exiting the city will be a lot more difficult."

"Sorry!" said Feralligatr. "You know how it is when it comes to authority with me."

"Yeah, I suppose." I responded. "Besides we would probably get in trouble anyways from robbing the stores of everything we'll need!"

"We're going to commit a robbery?" Asked Sceptile.

"Well do you have a better idea?" I asked.

"Yes!" Replied Sceptile. "Ask for it."

"Yeah, because humans would be totally cool if a wild Charizard, Sceptile, and Feralligatr walked into their store all of a sudden and asked if they could take some items without paying." I responded.

"You're right!" Said Sceptile. "Too easy!"

"Hey guys! I'm back!" Said Feralligatr carrying a Sh** load of items with him.

"Where the F*** did you get all this Sh** from?" I asked.

"From what was once the department store." Replied Feralligatr as he handed us each a bag containing essentials for the journey.

Just then the Pokemon rangers showed up, all with Stylers at the ready.

"Alright rangers," Said the commander. "Capture on!"

At that moment all the rangers activated their stylers and started making loops around us with tops in an attempt to capture us.

"Oh no," I said sarcastically. "They're going to use beyblades or what ever the F*** they're called to capture us I'm so scared." Then I set them all on fire! I was able to take out at least three vertical rows of rangers.

"Heads up rangers," Said the commander. "We've got hot stuff coming through."

At this point it was obvious that he was the only ranger left. Not that it mattered, because Feralligatr just ate him anyway. So we grabbed some fried Corpses for the road and were on our way, leaving Burdock City in ruins. Proving that the people's fear was indeed quite rational.