Disclaimer: I will never own Naruto. If I did Itachi would be a hero not pushing up daisies.

Chapter 0: The Exams for the girls…

In a giant arena…

"Will Sakura Haruno and Rock Lee please step forward." A male shouted as he stood in the center.

"I'll show you my flames of youth, so you might like me better." Lee stated to Sakura.

"I rather gag, I might not like being chosen for a wife, but no one tells me to like them." Sakura retorted as she assumed her newest taijutsu stance.

"Begin!" The proctor yelled out as Lee spun in the air with a flying round house.

"Konoha Senpu!" Lee shouted as the kick came close to hit Sakura.

"I don't think so!" Sakura yelled out as she went to punch him.

"Konoha Great whirlwind!" Lee shouted again as he used the punch Sakura hit him with to speed up his second kick.

"Damn it!" Sakura shouted as she ended up in a heap. 'I need more practice.' Sakura thought to herself as she heard that she lost.

"Will Ino Yanamaka and Haku Momichi please come forward. And Begin!" The proctor shouted as Haku started to flip through hand seals for a jutsu but stopped and raised her hand up.

"Proctor I give up." Haku stated right as Ino's body collapsed. "Release! INO THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"Hey, there is no rules save what he says." Ino retorted as they both went back up to the waiting area.

"Will Tenten Yami and Kankuro please step forward. Begin!"

"Hmmm… target practice." Tenten stated as she pulled out five scrolls and opened them all then tossed them at Kankuro.

"Nani!" Kankuro shouted as it started to rain a deadly sliver. "Great and Salamander is in repair." Kankuro muttered as he started to run from the weapons, right into Tenten's fist.

"That was too easy.

Several rounds later…

"Winner Hinata." The proctor stated wondering what she did to beat one of the strongest Iwa ninjas to participate in an exam, hell he was still quivering.

"Hmmm… Kai did state don't put a lot into it." Hinata mumble as she walked by the proctor.

"Will Lee and Ino please step down for your next match!"

"Proctor I surrender." Ino shouted surprising the others. 'I'm still sore from Kai's training last night.'

"Well would Tenten and Temari please enter the ring." The proctor shouted again.

"Well, good luck Tenten." Temari joked as she hefted her fan to the ready. "Same thing as last time when it hits three moons you lose." Temari stated as she gripped it tightly.

"Not this time." Tenten muttered as they both waited for something.

"Begin!"

Tenten rushed right when she heard that and ducked under the swing of the fan and started to punch rapidly into Temari quickly.

"That hurt." Temari shouted as swung her fan downwards and missed Tenten by a few seconds. 'Man she wasn't this good like last time. Well at least it isn't some one like Shika-kun.' "Great Cutting Whirlwinds!" Temari shouted as she swung her fully opened fan to hit Tenten, who just disappeared. "What where did she go?"

"How about I finish what Naruto-kun started in the last exam." Tenten stated into Temari's ear, and got a deep red blush to appear. "I know for a fact Shikamaru is here." Temari's blush got even redder. "Oh well, I guess he has to wait a bit." Tenten stated as she moved away from Temari.

"Why you!" Temari started to yell but heard ripping noises and looked down and she now got a tick mark. "First your fiancé now you!" Temari shouted but was more shocked that a fist hit her.

"And that's for last time." Tenten shouted as she heard a groan from Temari.

"Winner Tenten."

"Will Shino and Kiba please enter the arena." The proctor yelled out.

"Proctor I forfeit I will not use my allies against a friend." Shino stated as he sat down.

"Fine next match is Hinata and Anzu." The proctor shouted as he waited for the two to step down and as they entered he noticed that Hinata was grinning. "Begin."

"You will lose." Hinata stated much to Anzu's surprise.

"I will not lose to someone that won by a technicality." Anzu shouted as she started to run at Hinata.

"I warned you, and just to tell you; you're in range." Hinata stated as she assumed a stance. "Eight Triagrams: Sixty-Four Palms!" Hinata shouted as she appeared in front of Anzu. "Two palms! Four palms! Eight Palms! Sixteen Palms! Thirty-two Palms! Sixty-four Palms!" Hinata yelled out as she rapidly hit Anzu quickly but to certain members of her clan it appeared she hit other points instead. "Give up, I see how you are." Hinata stated coldly.

"Why would I give up your in kunai range." Anzu stated as she reached for a kunai and saw her kunais everywhere. "Nani." She quickly looked and saw her outfit was slowly falling apart at the seams. "You couldn't have… Proctor I give!" Anzu shouted right as all the stitching came undone. "Hey you even got those!" She shouted in shock and started to walk backwards trying to keep some modesty with her.

"I warned her." Hinata stated in glee, much to the shock of Kiba.

'Great… she can do that to me and I might flee, there's no way I can take her on.' Kiba thought as he fell on his butt.

"Will Tenten and Lee please step forward."

"You know Tenten, I haven't seen you at any team meetings since you started to live at that compound." Lee stated quite mad.

"I had to learn a few things Lee." Tenten snapped as she assumed the Broken Spring stance.

"I hope you carefully know how to defend yourself because I'm not like Temari." Lee stated still quite mad at her.

"Begin."

Tenten and Lee rushed each other much to the surprise of Lee.

"Tenten?" Lee sputtered as he got clocked in the face by Tenten.

'3, 9, 15, 4, 2, 10, 9…' Tenten thought as she quickly executed a perfect round house kick with a right leg axe kick following it.

'She is moving from one move to another move too fast for me." Lee thought as he started to flip away from Tenten and started to remove his weights.

"Don't think I'm going to let you take those off Lee." Tenten shouted as she started to run at Lee.

"Sorry Tenten." Lee stated as he dropped the weights off and went to kick her in the face but he quickly jumped back when he felt something hit him. 'What gives?' Lee thought as he saw Tenten skid to a halt from his kick but it looked like it hit her shoulder. "You okay?" Lee asked as he prepared for more.

"You know Lee you talk like you were mad at me before hand what gives?" Tenten shouted as she was regaining her breathe. 'This style is hard on the body but it certainly works its goal.'

"We thought you abandoned us." Lee stated as he leaped into the air as he shouted. "Konoha Senpu!"

"Lee, Lee you won't hit me with that slow move." Tenten chided as she moved in one of the defense katas that Kai forced them to learn. 'Now for my turn…' Tenten thought as she started to rapidly fire punches and kicks into Lee and finish him off with a black flip to the jaw. "Sorry Lee but I can't hold back now." Tenten stated as she started to walk away.

"Winner Tenten!" The proctor shouted as the med team rush in and checked on Lee, who was still alive even with all the bruises he gained.

"The next…"

"I give." Kiba shouted out interrupting the proctor. "There is no way I'm fighting her." Kiba shouted shivering.

"Fine the next match is Tenten and Hinata." The proctor groaned out wondering why so many people dropped out of a fight. "Begin!"

"You know Hinata, that trick won't work on me." Tenten chided as the circled each other.

"I know Tenten; I just had to outdo you." Hinata replied not caring that she revealed a little secret. "I wanted to fight Kiba; I had a mean trick I wanted to try out. But…" Hinata stated as they circled again not showing a move at each other that is in till a tumble weed went between them. The next thing people saw was two blurs trying to hit the other.

In the stands…

"So Kai, how much weight do they train with everyday?" Gai asked shocked at the speed Tenten is going.

"None Broken Spring's kata improves in speed every time a new combination is added." Kai replied as she watched the two continue. "But it will be a close match; Hinata will win unless Tenten gets lucky."

"You trained them." Gai stated as he watched intently.

After a while…

"Hey tired Hinata?" Tenten asked as they started to slow down.

"No I don't want you to get hurt." Hinata stated as they stopped swinging at each other. "And I did get you a few times." Hinata stated as she pointed to Tenten's falling body as she went unconscious.

"Winner Hinata." The proctor shouted in glee as the stands erupted in cheering.

After an hour…

"You okay?" Hinata asked Tenten.

"I will be, damn jyuuken." Tenten muttered as she sat up looking at the other soon-to-be-wives. "But that was one fun fight."