AN:

JM: I guess it's my turn to write one of these discipline stories. I'm going to say it, if you don't like it, then don't read it. Got it. Good. Now on with the story.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

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"NARUTO UZUMAKI!" The scream could be heard throughout Konoha, and everybody could guess who was yelling and why.

"You'll have to catch me first Iruka-sensei!" The blonde shinobi yelled to his sensei, who was chasing him through the streets. He had that cocky grin he always has on when he's being chased.

"Alright then." Iruka said forming a hand sign. Naruto knew that hand sign all to well, but didn't react quick enough. About a second later, he was grabbed by the arm by an Iruka shadow clone.

"No fair. You're not allowed to use clones." Naruto whined, while trying to get away from the clone and his cocky grin being replaced by a look of sheer disappointment.

"Naruto, this isn't a game. You screwed up and you know it." The real Iruka sighed as he caught up to Naruto and grabbed his other arm.

"But sensei..." His voice cracking do to the horrors of puberty.

"Don't you 'but sensei' me." He said starting the walk back to Naruto's house, even though to Naruto it felt like an eternity.

When they finally got to the house, Iruka led Naruto into the living room and let go of his arm. He then walked over to the answering machine and pressed the play button.

"Naruto? It's Itachi. I'm calling to tell you that – I'm COMING! – I can't call you anymore and – NO I'm not doing THAT! – you can't call me anymore. Sorry this had to be so short I was in the bathroom for fifteen – Do you have any PATIENCE?! – minuets trying to remember your number. Bye.

-CLICK-

"Well?" The Chunin questioned.

"Um…Sorry." The Genin replied looking at his feet waiting to be yelled at.

"Sorry isn't going to cut it this time." Iruka said sitting down on the couch and motioning for Naruto to come over.

(What the hell?) Naruto thought as walked over to his waiting sensei.

Iruka grabbed Naruto's wrist and pulled him over his knees.

"Wait… What are you doing?" Naruto asked, startled, as he tried to push himself up while using Iruka's leg for support.

"Oh no you don't." Iruka scolded, pushing Naruto back down and pinning him with his left hand.

(Wait… He isn't going to do what I think he's going to do.)

Naruto looked over his shoulder just in time to see the first swat hit his ass.

"Ow!" Naruto yelped. "Iruka-sensei, please don't, I'm fifteen!"

"I know Naruto, but you deserve this." Iruka said sternly as the second swat landed.

"Oww! Iruka sensei – ow – please stop – ouch – I'll behave – ow – please!" Naruto pleaded.

"Oh no, Naruto, we're just getting started." With that being said Iruka started a rythmatic motion that lasted for about ten minuets.

"Owwwwww...!" Naruto whined when it was all over. He had started sniffling a little bit, but was not full out crying.

"I hoped you learned your lesson." Iruka said gently standing Naruto upright. "Maybe you'll think twice before you decide to talk to another S-ranked criminal."

"I will Iruka-sensei." Naruto said sniffling a little.

"Good. I don't want to have to this again, but I will if I have to."

"I know..." Naruto sighed. "Can we go out for ramen?" he asked hopefully.

"Well I guess you learned your lesson. Sure."

"Yay! Let's go." he shouted. And he ran out the door.

AN:

JM: Well I guess that's the end of this chapter. This chapter was a side story to chapter 30 of my co-author's story Don't Tick Off The Shark. Till the next chapter, SEE YA.