Chapter 1

I sighed as my team and I entered the Hokage's office. Neji was, well, being Neji. Lee was jumping for joy because all three of us had been called to speak with Tsunade-sama, thinking that we were going to some awesome S-ranked mission.

When we entered the room, I was surprised to see the whole rookie 9 standing in Tsunade-sama's office. Naruto, was bickering with Sasuke while Sakura, who was usually the one yelling at Naruto, was leaned up against the wall with her right leg kicked up at the wall and stood on her left, and her arms were crossed against her chest. She seemed to be in deep thought, which was odd, even for Sakura…

In another place in the now very cramped room, was Shino, Kiba, Akamaru, and Hinata. Shino was leaning up against the wall and seemed like he was sulking. Kiba was standing around with Akamaru in his jacket. While Hinata was standing next to them and looked really shy as usual.

Finally the one you could hear the most was Ino. Was lecturing Shikamaru on how he was so lazy. And at the same time lecturing Choji about his eating habits. Shikamaru was sitting on the floor against a wall and muttered a "troublesome woman," under his breath every once in a while. While Choji on the other hand, was standing up and eating a bag of chips, totally ignoring Ino.

Lee was still jumping for joy when he saw Sakura and happily skipped over to her, leaving me with Neji. Once everyone was in Tsunade's office, it became very, very loud. Everybody was shouting and screaming.

"EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!" Tsunade roared as she was massaging her temples. Everybody immedently was quiet. Not a sound was heard.

Tsunade opened her hazel eyes, propped her elbows on her desk, and intertwined her fingers together and placed them by her mouth and nose.

"I imagine that you would all like to know what you guys are ALL doing here," Tsunade started, "I have a very important s-ranked mission for the whole rookie 9,"

"WAHOOOO! AN S-RANKED MISSION! FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD!" Naruto interrupted.

"Naruto shut it! If you keep this up, you'll ruin it for not only you, but the whole rookie 9," Tsunade yelled.

"Anyways, you all are going to a luxurious hotel,"

At the words luxurious, and hotel, mine and everybody elses jaw dropped.

"Yes, you heard me right, a luxurious hotel. You will stay there for 2 entire months. There are only 7 rooms,"

Naruto raised his hand.

"Yes, Naruto?" Tsunade called on him giving him permission to speak.

"Do we get to pick who we share a room with, Tsunade-baa-chan?" Naruto asked already picking in his mind who he wanted to share a room with.

"If you would've let me finish, you would know. And no, you will not be able to pick who you share a room with."

Everyone 'awwed' and sighed of disappointment.

"In fact, the person that will be picking who you'll be sharing a room with is,"

"Right here!" exclaimed as he made a slammed the door open and slid in the room. Tsunade's eye was twitching madly at the sight of this.

"WILL PEOPLE JUST STOP INTERUPTING ME!" Tsunade shouted at the top of her lungs. Everybody including the man that had just entered the room immedently shut their mouths.

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted." She gave the man an evil glare, making him quiver, "the person who will be picking the people you'll be sharing a room with will be the same guy who requested the mission. Jiriya, you may now introduce yourself." Tsunade finished as she began to massage her temples again.

"Ok kids, I'm the one, the only, the greatest," Jiriya dramatically started but was interrupted by Naruto.

"Pervy Sage what the hell are you doing here!?"

"Kid what did I tell you about calling me that in public?" Jiriya gritted his teeth as he muttered that to Naruto who just began to crack up laughing. And of course laughing is contagious, that is unless you're an Uchiha or a Hyuga. So everybody started laughing, I remained quiet though. Along with Sasuke and Neji. Jiriya's eye started twitching.

"IF YOU PEOPLE WANT TO GO ON THIS MISSION THEN I SUGGEST YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN TO HIM!" Tsunade once again exploded. Once again everything was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

"Well, you see I go by the name Jiriya. And I am the one who requested this mission because I feel that the old hag over there," Jiriya started explaining in a serious tone.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?" nothing got past Tsunade-sama, that's why one day I hope to be a great kunochi like her.

"I called you a beautiful lady," Jiriya said trying to save himself.

"That's what I thought you said," Tsunade muttered and let him finish what he was doing.

"Ok I thought that maybe you shinobi and kunochi would like a break from all the killing and such. So lets assign your roommates. Everybody line up in a single file line shoulder to shoulder," Jiriya ordered.

We all did as we were told. Although I could've sworn I heard Naruto mutter something about how stupid this was.

The order of the line went like this: Sakura, Ino, Hinata, me, Neji, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, and lastly Shino.

Jiriya paced across the line, eyeing every single one of us. I swear, it was really creepy to have an old perverted(according to Naruto)guy staring at me. He was all serious and actually didn't go all googly eyed. After what seem to be like eternity, he stopped pacing and spread his legs so that they were shoulder length apart and somehow pulled a clipboard and a pen out of literally nowhere.

"Pinky," he pointed at Sakura who nervously started to walk towards Jiriya, "No need to be nervous, I won't bite," he assured. Sakura was still nervous, I could tell. "Uchiha," he now pointed at Sasuke, and Sasuke coolly paced towards the old guy. He handed both Sasuke and Sakura a clipboard that just magically pop out of nowhere and pointed towards the door. They both nodded and headed out the door.

Geesh, as if that didn't make me even more nervous!

"Hyuga," Jiriya called his next victim. Both Neji and Hinata started to walk but then Jiriya noticed this and he said, "the girl," as he pointed at Hinata. He then pointed at Naruto, and said, "Uzumaki,"

"Yay! I get to roommates with Hinata-chan!" Naruto said as he ran towards Hinata and gave her a big hug, causing her to blush majorly. Jiriya then did the same as he did with Sasuke and Sakura.

Once they left with their clipboards, we turned to me.

"Panda buns," he pointed at me. Which I decided to just walk up there like it was no big deal. That is until I got there and was so nervous about who my roommate was going to be.

The suspense was freakin' killing me!

"The other Hyuga," he pointed at Neji and Neji walked up just like Sasuke did.

I was literally leaping for joy in my head.

When Jiriya handed both me and Neji each a clipboard, I saw that it was a questioner.

What the heck are these for?

Neji for once in his life also looked confused.

Jiriya noticed this and explained, "Just go out there, sit on opposite sides of the room and fill out the questions about each other," and he shooed us out the door.

"I guess I'll go sit by Sakura," I managed to say.

He just nodded and took a seat by Sasuke.

I took my seat next to Sakura and started to concentrate on the piece of paper in front of me.

How Well Do You Know Your Roommate?

Who is your roommate? Neji Hyuga

2. Has he or she ever kissed anyone? No

at least not that I know of'

I looked up from the clipboard and glanced at Neji only to see that he raised an eyebrow in a confusing matter. I smirked at him and then concentrated back on the questioner.

Has he or she ever had a girlfriend or boyfriend? No

Is he or she gay or straight? Uh…straight

What is his or her eye color? Pearl white

What does his or her hair feel like? Uh…I don't know I've never felt it

What does he or she taste like? I don't know I've never tasted him

What does his or her skin feel like? The only time I've ever touched his skin was while training and those times were accidental

What color undergarments is he or she wearing right now? I don't know

How much time do you spend with him or her? A lot

Thank you for completing this questioner. Your answers will serve for a good cause.

I think I'm agreeing with Naruto on this one. He IS a perv!

I just now noticed that Sasuke, Sakura, and Neji were also done with their questioners. And as soon as I was about to get up to return the clipboard, a hand grasping my wrist stopped me. I turned around to see Neji. He too had his clipboard in his other hand.

"Don't. Just wait until he's finished."

I just nodded. And turned around to look at my surroundings to see that Shikamaru and Ino were also out here filling out questioners.

I sighed and plopped back down on the ground and sighed. All Neji did was smirk.

A few minuets later Kiba opened the door and said that the people who were done with the questioner could come back in, and by that time, everyone was done who was out here.

We all entered Tsunade's office. Once we were all in, Jiriya was acting all serious as he collectd our papers.

"Thank you kids. You will be taking this exact same questioner after your mission. Your room keys are on Tsunade's desk," Jiriya said once he had collected all the papers.

"You're all dismissed now, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE AND BE READY TOMORROW MORINING AT 5:00 AM SHARP! THE BUS WILL BE WAITING OUTSIDE THE KONOHA GATES AT 5! NOW GET OUTTA HERE!" Tsunade yelled. Everybody grabbed there room key and departed from Tsunade's office. When everyone was out of site, she pulled of a bottle of sake from her secret stash that Shizune has yet to find.

"Tsunade look at all of these horrible answers!" Jiriya showed Tsunade the horrible 'I don't know' answers on the questioners.

"Well they are only 17," Tsunade inquired.

"17! Heck I was drinking when I was 17 and researching when I was 17 in a half!" Jiriya complained.

"Well I guarantee the answers will be a lot more to your like Jiriya," Tsunade hinted.

A/N: What's gonna happen!? The more reviews I get the more motivated I become along with some ideas from people.