A/N: Howdy, good people, I am TheRandomTurtle, and even though I am a long time fanfic reader, this is my very first time posting on this website. HUZAH!!
Now, this "technically" isn't a JTHM, SQUEE, or I Am Sick fanfic. This is just a parody of a great song-- made famous by YouTube-- that, hopefully, everyone has heard.
The reason it is in the Jhonen Vasquez section of this site is because I've read many a fanfic in this section that has had some sort of affiliation with "fangirls". So it just seemed appropriate that I posted it here.
So please, read and enjoy! Hey, who knows! You just might like it enough to leave a nice review! *wink wink/nudge nudge*
Disclaimer: I do not own The Llama Song -- I just like parodying it.
The "Fangirl" Llama Song!!
Here's a fangirl
There's a fangirl
And another Crazy fangirl
Scary fangirl
Psycho fangirl
Fangirl, Fangirl, RUN!!
Fangirl, fangirl
Creepy fangirl
Spastic, Sick, Obsessive fangirl
Nutty fangirl, Freaky fangirl
Fangirl, fangirl RUN!!
I'ma Spooky fangirl
I luv'm my guys good
I follow them
I worship them
Like any fangirl would
I write them creepy letters
'Bout how we're meant to be
And how we will one day wed
And raise a family
If you ever see some fangirls
Hit a fangirl with a fangirl
Runaway from the bad fangirls
Fangirl, fangirl, RUN!!
Loopy fangirl
Kooky fangirl
Holy crap a stalker fangirl
Completely off her rocker fangirl
Fangirl, fangirl, RUN!!
I'll sneak into his bedroom
I'll hide under his bed
I'll wait till his not lookin'
Then I'll clock him on the head
I'll take him to my basement
And tie him to a chair
I'll sell his stuff on Ebay
And become a millionaire
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Welp! That's it! Hopefully y'all had yourselves a giggle.
R/R