((AN: OKAY! This is another Edward Cullens bashing fic. It also bash's Voldemort too, but in a comical sense. And if some of you are confused…the guy who played Cedric is the same guy who play's Edward…so hence where this idea came from…and yes I know I have pulled a Captain Obvious there. Most likely some OOC-ness here.))

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight and am thankful for that fact sense if I did it would be really short and the vampires would not sparkle and I do not own Harry Potter.

Voldemort decided to get some fresh air, so he went for a walk out in the forest…to be more precise, a dark forest sense he had to keep his skin pale.

While on his walk he came across a person who strangely looked familiar.

"Excuse me, but have we met before? You seem familiar." He asked.

The boy regarded him with a surprised look on his face. Geez, it's like he's never seen a snake man before, doesn't this kid watch movies? Voldemort thought

"My name is Edward Cullens." The boy said.

Edward Cullens…but he looks familiar. I am sure I have not threatened him before because I would have most likely killed him afterwards. Voldemort thought.

"Are you sure I have not…I do not know…threatened you before?"

"I am sure you have not, sense you would probably be afraid of me." Edward said.

Voldemort had to restrain himself from laughing, him the most feared wizard in the entire wizarding world, be afraid of some Goth slash Emo looking boy who probably should seriously get laid. It was hilarious.

Hmmm, what was the name of that other boy who was with Potter during the Tri Wizard Tournament? Cedric? Yes…he does resemble the boy a lot.

"Are you related to anyone named Cedric?"

"No."

"Okay seriously, who the hell are you?" Voldemort asked, getting a bit annoyed. If this was Cedric then that would mean that there is now another 'Boy who lived'. And that would just ruin his reputation among the Death Eaters. Oh sure, they would probably tell him what he would want to hear from them but he knew, oh he knew, that they would be thinking; "Holy hell! He let another one live. This guy sucks. Why do we even follow him again?"

"I am a vampire."

Voldemort let out a strangled laugh, once he calmed down he said, "Seriously? You look more like some kid who needs a life."

"I am a vampire, and I can prove it."

"Really? Okay then prove it." Voldemort should have been a bit more cautious, because Edward walked out into a beam of light…and sparkled.

Voldemort had to prop himself onto a tree to keep standing as he laughed.

"Oh my God! You can't be serious? Do you go out publicly like that? I think if you do you would get beaten up!" Voldemort managed to calm down and he drew out his wand.

"But I am sorry, for you see if you are Cedric then I will just have to kill you sense there already is a boy in the 'Boy who Lived' space and we just can't have two."

"Why?"

"Because then all my credibility as being a bad guy would probably be destroyed. Especially sense the other boy sparkles." Voldemort explained.

"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldemort yelled, when the stream of magic hit Edward he blew up into a cloud of sparkles.

Voldemort then laughed maniacally at the fact that he killed him.

Poor Voldemort should have known to keep his mouth shut.

That is, at least until the cloud of sparkles dissipated, or blown away.

For you see, while laughing a little gust of wind blew the cloud over to Voldemort, where he inhaled some of the pesky particles and chocked to death.

And that day was remembered through out the wizarding communities as the day that Voldemort died. But not by the hand of Harry Potter

No, no.

But by a few little sparkles.

((AN: Yeah this wouldn't leave me alone. And it's short but WHO CARES?!))