And here's the epic ending to this epic movie!!! I hope you enjoy, and thanks to Neo H.B.B. Sam, Super Poof, Demondog666, EZ Zac 1995, Dragonwriter258 and DoubleDTalesEd for the reviews!!!
Helicopters fly overhead as the dust settles from the Kubat statue's collapse. Everybody is baffled by Kubat's suicide.
"I guess that takes care of Kubat." Ed says.
"Go check." Eddy says. "This is a cartoon, so he's probably still alive."
"I doubt a crushing by a 300-ton statue is survivable." Double-D says.
People emerge from their hiding places and see that Edatron and Kubat have been defeated. Nazz and Erin begin clapping for the Eds.
"You did it, guys!" Nazz says as the Kankers start clapping. Then Sarah, Jimmy, Rolf, Jonny, and everyone else join in the Eds' applause!!! Everybody whoops and cheers for the Eds!!! Ed and Double-D merely smile and wave in thanks, while Eddy characteristically basks in the heroic glory!
"MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE ED BOYS, YO!!!" Rolf shouts out.
"Y'know, Double-D! It feels good now that I'm a hero just like General Tonzor in 'The Robot Assassins Movie!" Ed exclaims as Sarah jumps onto him and kisses his cheek!
"That's nice, Ed!" Double-D replies. Then the Eds' parents come and hug and kiss their sons. Then the Kankers see their mom.
"MOM!!!" they rush over and reunite with their mother.
"LEE, MARIE, MAY!!!! I THOUGHT I LOST YA'LL!!!!" Mama Kanker happily hugs her daughters.
Danny, Terry (with Plank) and Kevin arrive and join the applause. Erin jumps into Danny's arms.
"WE WON, DANNY!!! IT'S OVER!!!" she cheers, kissing Danny.
"YES WE DID IT, HOMBRE!!! WHOOOOO!!!" Terry cheers.
"Good job, guys!!!" Danny silently congratulates everyone, especially the Eds as they join everyone else in dancing around, singing together, vandalizing the Kubat statue, and kicking around Edatron's remains!!!
All of this is recorded by news helicopters and is broadcast on TV the next day. By then, MOST things are back to normal. The media is all over the place, especially in the Peach Creek neighborhood where our heroes live.
Eddy, Danny and their parents watch the news of what happened the previous day and everyones' views and words on it. Mr. Antonucci appears during a conversation with a reporter.
"Hey, it's Principal Antonucci!" Eddy exclaims.
"Thank you, thank you everybody!!!" Antonucci thanks. "But don't give me all the credit. If anything, you should be praising Daniel, Eddy and their friends!!! So thank you and God bless!!!"
Sammie and Keenan appear next.
"Yeah, I was the brains behind the whole operation! So sure, I'll sign a coupla autographs!" Keenan gloats, which earns him a whack from Sammie!
"All YOU do is labwork, so don't lie!" Sammie reprimands. Jonny and Terry appear next.
"Look ya'll, I appreciate the attention for us savin the town and all, but could you PLEASE not follow me around all day!?" Terry asks.
"What will you do next?" a reporter asks.
"Well... I'm buyin a new van!!!" Terry answers.
"PLANK AND I ARE THROWIN A HUGE PARTY AT MY PLACE TONIGHT!!! BE THERE!!!" Jonny shouts. Nazz and Jenna appear next.
"Gracias Ed, Edd y Eddy!!!" Jenna thanks.
"Love you guys!!!" Nazz adds, and they blow kisses. The country siblings Tony, Angus, Bonnie and Buck appear next.
"IT WAS AN HONOR TO HAVE THEM 3 BOYS AS OUR CUSTOMERS!!!" Tony exclaims.
"AND WE MAKIN SONGS IN TRIBUTE TO EM AND THEIR FRIENDS!!!" Bonnie adds. Zoe appears next.
"WHOOO!!! FROM WHAT I HEARD, IT WAS THE MOST WICKED THING EVER!!! I'M JUST UPSET I COULDN'T BE THERE FOR IT, Y'KNOW!!! I WANTED IN ON THE ACTION SO BADLY CAUSE I HEARD IT WAS SO FREAKIN EPIC WITH ALL THE NEUTRALIZING, ALL THE BADDIE-BASHING, EVERYONE FIGHTIN AGAINST MECHA-GHIDORAH, AND A GIANT STATUE FALLIN ON SOME NUTTY OLD GRAMPA BENT ON IMPOSSIBLE WORLD PEACE!!! IT WOULD'VE BEEN THE THRILL OF MY LIFE!!! IT WOULD'VE BEEN MY ULTIMATE ECSTASY, BUT EDDY'S BROTHER SAID I WAS TOO YOUNG TO GO ALONG!!! I'M SO DISSAPOINTED, YET SO HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! GYAAAHAHAAA!!!"
People start knocking on the McGees' front door. Eddy opens it and sees Kevin, Rolf, Paul and Jimmy (wearing bandages) along with numerous reporters, photographers and other media.
"THERE HE IS!!! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR D-MAN!!!" Paul shouts, and they run over Eddy to crowd around Danny.
"Guys, guys, please! One at a time." Danny tells everyone.
"You're so incredible!!!" Jimmy comments. "YOU'RE MY IDOL!!!"
"Before you move on, man, you mind signin my hat!?" Kevin asks.
"Rolf owes the older sibling for his masterful planning to save the people!" Rolf says. "What is it you want, um... Homie G?"
"HEY I TOOK PART, TOO!!!" Eddy shouts in outrage. "WHERE'S MY GLORY!!!?"
"Oh we didn't forget ya, Greedy Boy!" Paul says, bringing Eddy outside and gathering Ed and Double-D. He puts the 3 Eds together. "MAKE NOISE FOR ED, EDD N EDDY!!! OUR SAVIORS!!!"
All the media attention diverts to the Eds.
"NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!!" Eddy exclaims, posing for the cameras.
"Eddy, don't let it go to your head because everyone will be gone within a day or 2." Double-D tells Eddy.
"That's why we gotta enjoy it while it lasts, Double-D!!!" Ed tells Double-D, joining Eddy in camera-posing.
"Ed, Edd n Eddy! How does it feel to be heroes!?" a reporter asks.
"Oh it feels great and gettin better!!!" Eddy begins. "Everybody's gonna treat us like kings!!! And soon enough, we're gonna be swimmin in cash, eatin jawbreakers till we puke, layin back in glamor and havin ladies massage our feet!!!"
"That's so Eddy-ish." Double-D comments.
"I second Eddy for the most part, but I got a woman!!!" Ed tells the reporter as May slowly creeps behind him and pounces.
"Come here, my hero!!!" May says, jumping into Ed's arms.
Then the media shifts their attention to Ed's and May's 1st real kiss!!! "WHOOOOO!!!!" everyone cheers.
While the media focuses on Ed and May, Danny appoaches Eddy. "Yo pipsqueak- I mean, Eddy!" he corrects himself.
"Yeah?" Eddy asks.
"I heard how you killed Edatron, and... I wanna reward ya with this!" Danny says, giving Eddy his lighter! "It's yours now!"
"Hehe! Gee, thanks a bunch, bro!!!" Eddy thanks. "And maybe it's about time you popped the question with Erin!"
"Uh... of course!!! How could I forget that!?" Danny takes out the ring case from his pocket and approaches Erin who's with Nazz, Sammie, Jenna and Zoe. Terry and Keenan watch nearby.
"Hey, Danny dear!" Erin greets as Nazz, Jenna and Zoe blush before Danny's handsome looks.
"Caliente!!!" Jenna comments Danny's looks.
"So Erin!" Danny begins. "Since we've been together for 8 years and... considering everything we've done and been through together... we've gotten so close and, I feel that it's time to bring our relationship to the next level!!!"
"... No way!..." Nazz anticipates as Danny kneels before Erin...
... And proposes: "Erin Nicole Fisher!!! Will you marry me!!!?"
"AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" Nazz, Jenna and Zoe scream! Terry's and Keenan's jaws drop to the ground!
"It's about time, Hombre!" Sammie smiles as Erin sheds tears!
"OH MY GOD, YES!!!! I'D LOVE TO!!!!" she screams joyfully, hugging Danny.
Nazz hugs Eddy! "WE'RE GONNA BE RELATED!!!" she screams happily.
Eddy's and Danny's parents watch from their doorstep. "I'm so proud of how far our boys have come!" Mr. McGee says, shedding a tear.
"Ha, and you said you never cry!" Mrs. McGee ridicules her husband.
"I AIN'T CRYIN!!!" Mr. McGee shouts. "I'm just sheddin tears of joy, that's all!"
Sarah arrives and gives presents to Eddy and Danny. "I just thought you'd deserve rewards for your efforts, guys!"
"HAHAHA, EVEN SARAH'S WORSHIPPIN US!!!" Eddy snatches his present.
"Thank you, Sarah!" Danny takes his present. Sarah then meets up with Kyle in the lane.
"You told me you'd never forgive Eddy or his brother since they caused everything in the 1st place." Kyle reminds Sarah. "And yet you still gave em presents? Or is it another one of your tricks?"
"The latter!" Sarah answers with a mischievious grin. "Everyone else could kiss their feet, but the Gullible Stupid Brothers will never win MY respect!"
Eddy and Danny open their presents. Boxing fists spring out and WHAM into their jaws, sending them flying into the air!!! Sarah laughs and reveals Eddy's scam book to the audience!!! "AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!!"
"Man, I can see all the lulz up ahead!" Kyle says.
At sunset, Double-D and Marie watch from the edge of the woods as Edatron's remains are dumped into the junkyard below.
"I'm sooo glad they're done with!" Marie says with relief.
"Well, Marie... Where's your family gonna live now that your trailer's been destroyed?" Double-D asks, and Marie frowns.
"No worries, guys!" Lee comes from behind. "Good news, Marie: MOM WON THE LOTTO AND BOUGHT A HOUSE!!!!"
"YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!" Marie cheers as Eddy arrives, cracking his jaw back into place.
"What're they so happy about?" Eddy asks Double-D about the Kankers.
"They got a new house to reside in!" Double-D answers.
"LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT, HONEYBUN!!!" Marie yanks Double-D away to see the house.
Eddy looks at Lee. "You know Lee, I couldn't have gotten as far as I have without your help, sooo... I just wanna say... you're not bad!"
"Aw, I'm touched!" Lee replies.
"Yeah, so just go on and hug me, kiss me, whatever. I know that's what you want, right?" Eddy asks, spreading his arms out.
"Sure thing, my little man!!!" Lee approaches...
"Oh you did NOT just call me little!!!" Eddy snaps, pushing Lee away. "I'M 4'11!!!"
"YEAH, WELL YOU'LL ALWAYS BE LITTLE NEXT TO ME!!!" Lee snaps back.
"HA, I'M WAY BIGGER THAN YOU WHEN IT COMES TO CREATIVITY AND PLANNING!!!" Eddy shouts.
"DREAM ON, I ALWAYS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE STEP AHEAD!!!" Lee shouts.
"WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, KANKER!!!" Eddy turns away. "Hymph!!!"
"Hymph!!!" Lee turns away...... then they both kiss!!!
Rachel and the goths watch from a nearby hillside. They also see Double-D and Marie checking out the new Kanker house (located mid-way between the cul-de-sacs and Rachel's house) with Mama Kanker, and Ed and May making out on the dumpster in the lane.
"I guess you were right, Rachel!" the tall goth says. "After the rain comes the rainbow!"
"Way to go, guys!" Rachel congratulates the Eds, smiling.
At nightfall, everyone's attending Jonny's party which takes up his whole house, lawn and backyard. But before it officially begins...
"EVERYBODY GATHER OVER HERE!!!" Jonny calls everybody and arranges them on the stairs of his back porch for his big picture. The Eds at the very front; Danny and Erin are positioned to their right; the Kankers are behind the Eds; and Terry, Keenan and Sammie are to the Eds' left. Jonny winds the camera and hurries to his position at the very top of the crowd. He poses...
"EVERYBODY SAY 'YEEEHAAAWWW!!!!!"
"YEEEHAAAWWW!!!!!" everybody shouts as the picture is snapped, then they party away into the night!!!
Narration by Double-D:
"And that's the story of our wildest adventure to date! Dr. Howard was arrested and all his lab inventions were disposed of. The remaining Brotherhood members were also captured and arrested, and with that, the cult organization was no more. Eddy's brother and his friends returned to grad school, and his marriage with Erin is coming in a few months! And we're resuming school tomorrow after missing God-knows-how-many-days of quintessential education! Speaking of school, Kevin allowed Ed back into the sports teams, which was a pretty smart decision! Eddy has changed, but he still isn't above his usual obsessions and that'll certainly create some degree of chaos! But I'm uncertain how far he'll get after Sarah stole his scam book. Yeah, Sarah let me in on that since she trusts my silent tongue, hehehe!!! And as for myself? I underwent intensive surgery to get my cranial scar fixed and now my hair looks like a million bucks!!! Now all that's left is..."
"HEY MARIE, STOP!!! I'M NARRATING!!!" Double-D screams as Marie interrupts his narration by grabbing him from behind!!!
"STOP STRUGGLIN, MY SEXY-HAIRED CUTIE!!!" Marie wrestles Double-D to the ground and drags him off-screen.
"PLEASE, NOT YET!!!" Double-D tries reasoning as Marie throws his hat off. "IT'S MY OBLIGATION TO-"
"JUST SHUT UP AND KISS ME!!!" Marie shouts!
The End!!!!!!!!!!
So tell me your thoughts on this fic! What were your favorite parts? Your favorite quotes? Which Ed was your favorite? Which of the other 9 original characters was your favorite? Which of my characters (Paul, Jenna, Rachel, Zoe, Kyle) was your favorite? What are your opinions on Eddy's brother and his gang, etc?
I'll be working on the EEnE Teen Series next; see my profile for more info!!! That's all for now, so see ya!!!