So Sweet, it Hurts
Rating: M
Pairing(s): KakuHida?
Beware: OOCness, maybe?
Disclaimer: Kakuzu, Hidan, and the show are not mine, if they were this story would be true.
Positive comments are welcome, negative comments will be ignored, and flames will be your hell. Have a nice day!

Mature cause of Hidan's cavity-filled mouth.

Kakuzu couldn't believe it. When he was a child, the only 'sweets' his family could afford was fruits. Now look at these new generations, thinking up new creations of teeth-rotting pieces of junk. It personally made him sick...

"Oi, fuck-face! What'cha starin' at!?" Hidan questioned taking another bite of his "cavity-infected sweet".

"How," Kakuzu started slowly, trying not to throw up. "can you eat that crap?"

Hidan blinked. "Like fucking this." He took another bite.

"You can die from that." Kakuzu explained, his eye twitching.

Hidan scoffed. "It can fucking try, ass-wipe."

Silence.

"You can get diabetes."

Hidan nearly choked from the sudden need to laugh. "Yeah, fucking right!"

Kakuzu fidgeted in his seat. "You can get cavities."

"So?"

"Then you'll have to go to the dentist, and they'll have to put this HUGE drill in your mouth and drill out your teeth."

Hidan stared at him.

"You'll never be able to eat again..." Kakuzu droned out, ending his story.

Hidan blinked. "You sound like a fucking 5 year old."

"I'll have to pay for that dentist of evil and his drill-out-teeth drill of DOOM." Kakuzu continued.

Silence.

"Dude...seriously?" Hidan choked out, slightly disturbed by his partner's attitude.

"Seriously."

"Are you feeling alright?" Hidan asked, eye twitching.

"Fine." Kakuzu stated almost proudly.

Hidan slowly turned back to his sweet in a 'WTF' manner.

Silence.

"I'm...gonna go to the fuckin' bathroom..." Hidan paused and added with a dramatic pose. "...of DOOM."

Kakuzu blinked. "Toilets are evil, too. They eat your ass."

Hidan groaned and walked out the room.

A moment of silence filled the room. Kakuzu looked at the lone sweet, just sitting there...being mouth-watering...and delicious looking...and painfully edible...just begging...

-

Hidan walked back into the kitchen with a satisfied sighed. He picked up his fork and proceeded to pierce it into his lovely treat. There was one problem...

It was gone.

His cake. His fucking vanilla cake with white butter cream icing and strawberries decorating the top was fucking gone.

He turned to Kakuzu slowly with a face that could-and would-kill.

"Where. Is. My. Motherfucking. Cake." He said dangerously.

Kakuzu blinked. "Deidara ate it."

Before Kakuzu could finish Deidara's name, Hidan was out the door, kill fumes radiating off him, and scythe in hand ready for action. Kakuzu blinked and leaned back in his chair, grinning-yes grinning-from behind his mask.

Now look at these new generations, thinking up new creations of teeth-rotting pieces of junk. It personally made him sick...That he fell in love with those creations.

Holy Jashin this was fun! XD I am in a serious need of sweets right now! D: Luckily, I get to chow down on a marble cake this Thanksgiving...YUM! PX

I hope you enjoyed! :D